1 Insanely Unlucky
Now we return live with our field reporter to the city of Franca, where the meteorite fall is estimated. It's up to you Alice.
Thank you Celine. We are here in the area where a meteorite will fall. National forces have already cordoned off the area, and it is estimated that most of the meteorite will disintegrate into the atmosphere with material about a tennis ball mass.
Alice, is there any risk to the area's population? I imagine it is a concern of the authorities ...
Certainly Celine, there was initially concern that there would be risks as the fall area is near the city, more specifically the fall point near the City Mental Hospital, but authorities have already confirmed the absence of risk. As you can see we have some curious to watch the show but all are out of the fall area in perfect safety.
ATTENTION EXIT FROM THE FALL AREA. ATTENTION EXIT FROM THE FALL AREA.
Suddenly the camera turns and points to the fall area where a man appears running. The reporter looks surprised but what most surprising to her and everyone is the fact that the man is wearing a straitjacket.
"For God's sake, someone get that guy out of there."
Everyone starts investing for security agents asking them to take action when a man in uniform appears to calm down.
Guys, even if he is in the fall area the chances of being hit are lower than winning the lottery. Let's keep calm…
Screams in the distance are heard and everyone turns to the man…
HAHA IDIOTS, NEVER PICKED ME LIVE HAHAHA
Poc….
A noise is heard as the man's head disappears. After a moment of silence, the dead man's body, half a dozen people passed out and 2 liters of vomit fall to the floor.
Thus is born the legend of the man who died of meteor…. But it is not about this legend that we will talk…
Samael woke up with severe headaches, looked around and was confused as he thought he had been captured again but somehow seemed to be in a rainforest. After walking for a few minutes you soon reach a white sandy beach, which gives a wonderful view of the ocean. The confusion soon passed and he became excited. Samael has fled the nursing home a few times but has never come this far.
Hahaha idiots, thought they'd keep me locked up the rest of my life? I am too smart for you !!! Hahahaha
After playing in the sea and sand, Samael felt extremely hungry and decided to go into the woods to find something to eat. Inside the woods he found some coconuts which after opening yielded a poor meal. Dissatisfied, he kept searching until he found what looked like a rather odd fruit.
Hahaha how lucky, who would say that in a place like this I would find a half-transparent giant pineapple-shelled peach? Today is my lucky day!
Soon Samael took the fruit and no matter what the weird texture in her hand tried to bite…
Aaaaaaaah is hard, the bastard is very hard!
His teeth hurt badly and maybe even cracked. This is the first time a fruit has resisted being eaten, which has earned it a mixture of disbelief and revolt.
You bastard!
Angrily Samael throws the fruit hard on the ground, but when looking at it notices that it was not quite a fruit but a stone.
A stone? I tried to eat a stone? Am I crazy…. No, surely I'm crazy but not about to get stones on my menu, something is wrong here!
Samael looks at the ground and beside the stone he threw was a stone exactly the same.
Hahaha looks at these stones, all the identical details as if they were brown twin stones from the same mother stone.
Samael picked up the second stone and soon felt the difference. This was not a stone.
Damn fruit, trying to fool the deceiver? Feel the fury of my teeth !!!
Samael bit down hard. Not for a moment did he question how strange the fruit was, let alone the fact that it had disguised itself as a stone. The outrage of being deceived undermined any little logic in his insane brain.
Um… it tastes like shit with a light touch that reminds me of my antipisychotics… I liked it…
Samael was entertained at his meal when he heard a throat clearing from behind. Turning, he sees a well-dressed man wearing glasses and a cane. His posture was very good that resembled an English lord.
As Samael continued to eat the man began to speak…
Hello, I'm Harry Hart, my friends call me "Galahad".
Samael finished chewing and swallowing the rest of the fruit. He wiped his mouth and aligned his posture. For some reason the occasion seemed solemn so he seemed to be taking it seriously.
Hello, my name is Samael D. Lessa, my parents call me Sam, my doctors call me Patient 133, and my friends call me Sam. But only the imaginary because the real ones call me The Insane.
Samael didn't know and didn't really care. But that day began a frightening period in the world of One Piece.
