5 Fighting Alvida
Me:Ah shit.
Makino:**What's wrong Luffy? Sea King again?**
Me:No Mom. Ummm how do I say this? I see a pirate ship raiding another ship.
Makino:**What!? Luffy turn away right now! What if they see you!?
Me:Mom. They're raiding a civilian ship by the looks of it. Maybe there's some nobles in there but whatever. They're gonna get killed if i don't do something.
Makino:**Luffy i know you can decide by yourself now but please be careful when you fight. I don't want to see you die on television.**
Me: Mom. I trained for this you know. Some random pirate crew can't stop me from becoming the Pirate King and finding the One Piece!
Makino:*Sigh* Always chasing your dreams huh Luffy.
Makino smiled as she remembered memories of Luffy always shouting his dream to everyone.
(MarineFord)
Garp: Bwahahahahahahaha! Pirate King! Always that dream huh!
Sengoku:Pirate King? Well he's going to face us before he even becomes that.
Luca :When did he get the dream Vice Admiral?
Garp:Uhhhh. I think he got it when Shanks visited Dawn Island i think.
Sengoku:You knew Red Hair was there and you didn't even tell us!!
Garp:He didn't even do anything there. I think he took a vacation or something. Or he's there to find a girlfriend.
Sengoku:So Mugiwara has a relationship with the Red Hair. Wonder how he met him?
Garp:He got his hat from him. He wouldn't tell me more. Stupid brat.
Sengoku:Well. Mugiwara is an interesting person.
Garp:By the way, who's pirate crew is he talking about?
Sengoku:I don't know. Never heard of the crew before.
Garp:Of course you didn't. You don't have time to deal with these no name's.
Sengoku:Your grandson is a no name too.
Garp:But he is still my grandson. And i think he's going to turn the world upside down.
Sengoku: We shall see.
(Sea)
Me:Whose pirate crew is that? Let's see.
Luffy looked into his binoculars again.
Me:Ahhh. It's the Alvida Pirates. They have a 5 million Belly bounty i think? The captain force's her crew to say she's beautiful whenever she's asks them if she's beautiful or not. Even though she is ugly as hell, the crew has to say she's beautiful because of they don't, they'll get smashed by her Iron Mace.
Garp:**Now THAT... is messed up. You're ugly just deal with it.
Me: Exactly grandpa. Spitting hard facts right now.
Sengoku:**She's raiding the ship Mugiwara. Even though you're a pirate you still know what's right and what's wrong right? Are you going to run away or are you going to do the right thing?**
Me: I'm definitely going to help them Admiral Sengoku. It's the right thing to do! I might even get a bounty. Maybe steal their ship to!
Makino:**Luffy! You can't steal their ship! It's the wrong thing to do!**
Me:But Mom I'm a pirate! And Pirate's steal stuff. Plus they don't have any use of it anymore. Because their going face their nightmare! And that is I! Monkey D Luffy! Future Pirate King!
(MarineFord)
Garp: That's right brat! Show them who's boss! Although the thing you did is kinda cringe though.
Sengoku:It is what it is. I think it's kinda funny. And he proves that even pirates can be kind sometimes. Even though he's doing it for a selfish reason. He still has the mindset of doing what's right.
Garp: What's the brat taking out of his bag now! It better not be food or I swear I'm going to lose it.
Sure enough, he did take out a chocolate bar. Garp lost it. But he also took out something else.
Sengoku:Is that.... a cassette player and speakers? How did he get that? It's only for nobles.
Garp: Bwahahahahaha! The brat must've stolen it from them!
Sengoku:Wonder what's he gonna do with it.
(Sea)
Meš: I've always wanted to do this. The fighting with battle music thing. I thought that was just fantasy but now it can come true.
Me: You're probably wondering why i took out a cassette player and speakers. Well when we get closer to the ships I'll tell you. Makino:**What about the sea king meat? You'll just going to leave it on the small boat?**
Me:No mom. I'll just let it float a little bit far away from the battlefield. I'll tie it up later when the battle is done. Though you might need to cover your eyes mom. There's gonna be blood.
Makino:**I don't want to Luffy. You know the Higuma Bandits when you were a child. I was there when Shanks killed the Leader. I just didn't show myself.**
Me:Wait you were there! Where'd you hide?!
Making:**Behind a tree.**
Me:But there's only one tree at the docks! How did no one noticed you!?
Makino:**I just hid very well.**
Me:I don't know how to explain this.
Sengoku:**Miss Makino. You should at least prepare an empty bucket. From what i can tell from the camera that's pointing towards the ship. There is a lot of people on it. It's gonna be a bloodbath.**
Garp:**Yeah! Prepare it just in case you can't take it anymore.**
Makino:**Okay i guess.**
(3 minutes later)
Me: Alright we're approaching the ship right now. Now I'm going explain why i took out speakers and cassette player. I took them out because I'm going to play music while i fight the pirates.
(MarineFord)
Luca:.... He didn't just said that did he? He wanted to play music while battling a pirate crew. This fight is not gonna be serious at all!
Me:I know what you're thinking. What kind of bullshit is that?! The fights not gonna be serious now when you play music! But the music I'm gonna play is called battle music. Which is going to be cool when you hear it. Just watch me.
(Sea)
I was getting closer and closer to the ship. I then took the, camera, cassette player, the speakers and a tape.
I then jumped up to the ship. Thankfully no one noticed me. I took the chance and took some wires and connected the tape player to the speakers. I then put the camera on a place that the people watching can see the full view of the battlefield without missing out anything. The Den Den Mushi was beside the camera.
I then put the tape in the cassette player.
Me:You guys ready?
Sengoku:**We were ready from the start Mugiwara**
Harp:**Can't wait to see you kick ass! Makino! Is your puke bucket ready?**
At the bar, Makino was shaking as her son was about fight. Who wouldn't be trembling right now? You're son is about to fight people and potentially may lose his life in TV. Makino prayed for her son's safety.
Garp:**Makino you there?**
Makino:**Yes Garpāsan I'm ready. And Luffy, please be careful!**
I used my trademark Luffy smile and said
Me: Don't worry Mom. I'm strong! I can defeat them!
Makino:**You better!**
Me: Alright guys! Let's do this!
I then turned the cassette player on and the speaker to maximum sound.
(Welcome To The Party
By:Diplo
For: Deadpool 2)
Dun Dun Dun Dun Dun Dun Dun Dun Dun Dun Dun
Dun Dun Dun Dun Dun Dun Dun Dun Dun Dun
Dun Dun Dun Dun Dun Dun Dun Dun Dun Dun Dun
Dun Dun Dun Dun Dun Dun Dun Dun Dun Dun
We on Fire!
When the song started, it got everyone's attention
CMember: What's that sound?
I punched him through his stomach with my arm coated with Armenant Haki.
CMember:*Spits blood and looks down* Where'd you come fromāAck!
I pulled out.
Meš:Kill #1
Step up in the party,step up in the party!
I took his sword and slashed at another man who was staring at his crewmate in shock. The man didn't realize that his chest was sliced in half.
*Slash* *Gushhhh!!!*
Blood spilled on the floor as he fell down ded.
Meš:Kill #2.
Ha
We on Fire
Ride up to the party,ride up to the party!
I took the sword and slashed at another man's chest diagonally. Then i turned around and cut another person's head off. By now the crew realized that they're being invaded.
Meš:Kill #3 and #4
Welcome to the party
Welcome to the party, aye
Welcome to the party,aye
Welcome to the party!
CMember:Ahhhhh!!!!
The guy screamed and tried to swing down his sword at me. I parried his sword and cut his neck deeply. The man dropped his sword to hold his neck but it was to late. Another tried to shoot me but i sensed it a mile away with Observation Haki. I dodged it and ran up to him and slashed his right torso. He's not getting up anytime soon. While i was fighting, a man was running to the ship that they were raiding. Not that i didn't noticed.
Meš:So that guy's trying to get Alvida huh? Good,all the more to finish this quickly. Don't need them to distract me. Ohh and also, Kill #4 and #5.
Hit'em up (Haaan), get 'em up (Haaan)
Put 'em up (haaan), we wakin up (Haaan)
Ride with my dogs, ridin high when we pull up (haan)
Ride with my dogs, ridin high when we pull up (haan)
Despite the massacre that was in front of them. The fodder still came at me. This time with even more people. Three people came up to me. I punched one with my haki coated fist and pierced through his chest. He fell down. I slashed the two of them with my sword. At that time the sword cracked.
Me:Guess Armenant Haki doesn't work to well on these blades huh. I desperately need a new one. And also kill #6,#7,#8.
When we ride, when we pull up (haaan)
We be high, when we pull up (haaan)
Coupe with the top down, no cellin'
Rocks on the watch now, Armageddon
Roof on fire fire
We ride, ride
Meš:#9,#10,#11,#12. These guys don't learn do they? How many more are there. Let's change the sword while I'm at it.
(MarineFord)
While the fight was going on. The Marines were once again, staring at the screen in shock. But not as much as last time.
Marine1:Woah! He's so cool!
Marine2:Yeah! He's great with the sword too!
Luca: Admiral Sengoku. Looks like Mugiwara has fans now.
Sengoku:I expected that. But as long as they keep it to themselves.
Garp: The brat's good. But not as great as me!
Sengoku and Luca sweat dropped at Garp's shamelessness.
Sengoku : You're very shameless Garp you know that.
Garp:Runs in the family.
Sengoku:And there it is again.
(Sea)
I kept killing and killing the fodder until they're all gone except for some of them who ran to the civilian ship. Not giving a fuck about if they die by Alvida's hands anymore. I killed one more until i heard bug footsteps coming towards me
*Boom Boom Boom Boom!*
Alvida:Who are you! Why are you killing my crew!?
Me:My name's Monkey D Luffy. As to why? It is because you are harming innocent people. I must not let you continue.
Alvida:Tch whatever. Tell me Luffy. Am i beautiful?
Meš:This bitch. WTF is wrong with her brain.
(MarineFord)
Luca:Nah. You ugly as fuck! Your body so fat, your body is the size of your of a marine battle ship!
Garp:Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!
Sengoku:*Smirks a little*
Marines: Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha š!!!
(Bar)
Makino: What's wrong with her?
(Sea)
Alvida:Well???
Me: You're...
Ugly as Fuck!!!
(TBC)
