69 Chapter 69
*WOOSH*
I appeared on the ship.
Everyone on the ships immediately looked at me.
"I hope that you never forget what happened today. It seems like I'll have to take this Captain thing more seriously."
"Are you okay, Ken?"
I smiled.
"I've never been better, bro."
"But…"
A newspaper bird suddenly landed on our ship. I bought a newspaper from him, and I could immediately see my handsome face on the front page.
I put the newspaper away, and the bird flew away.
"Let's wait till everyone is done, and we'll go and pay respect to Brook's fallen comrades."
"Ken." said Sabo
"Sigh. Just drop it already. What is done is done. It doesn't matter how I feel about it. It was just something that had to be done by me, so I did it. I'm still the brother you always knew."
He smiled.
"You've matured."
"Huh? Was I not mature enough before or something?"
He nodded.
I grabbed his collar.
"You want to go, Mr. Noble!?"
He also grabbed my collar.
"What did you say, you bastard!"
"Calm down, Mr. Noble. This isn't how a noble should behave."
He glared at me.
"You want to go, punk!?" screamed Sabo
We glared at each other.
Just when the tension started reaching its peak, we let go of each other.
"Hahahahahaha!" x2
We started laughing.
"You're definitely still the idiot brother I know." said Sabo
"And you're still the same mature f*ck that things he knows everything."
"Hahahaha, I can't help it that I'm smarter than you."
"Too bad for you, I'm stronger, so it doesn't matter how much stronger you are, Sabo."
"Don't underestimate the human brain, gorilla."
"Huh, did you say something you posh Noble m*therf*cker?"
"Yeah, I said that I'll f*ck your future girl."
"Oh, really? Ey, how is it going with your little sister?"
"Huh? I don't have a little sister."
"I think we've been away for over nine months, so she should be born right about now. It's not like I wanted it or something, but she was just begging for my huge cock."
"You bastard!"
"No, you should say father, not bastard."
"Sigh. You're too much, Ken. You go too far with your jokes sometimes."
"Joke? Hahaha! You thought that I was joking? I was serious, you idiot."
"Wait, really!?"
I slapped him on his back.
"Yep. After the first two inches, it felt brand new."
He looked like he was about to break down.
"Hahaha, calm down. I'm just messing with you."
"Really!?"
I nodded.
He looked so relieved.
"Hahaha, there's no way that I'd f*ck that ugly hag."
"Ey, that's still my mother, you know!"
"And I'm your father."
"Tsk, I shouldn't have wasted my breath on you."
"Hahahaha! Well, thank you for asking, bro. I love you."
"Ugh. Don't pull the 'I love you' on me."
"But I do. Come and give me a hug."
I went for a hug, but he jumped back.
"Stay away from me!"
He ran into the ship.
I smiled.
'I love that bastard as a brother.'
I looked at Perona. When she saw me looking at her, she looked the other way.
"What did you guys tell her?"
"I only tell the truth, Captain." said You've
"Sigh. Ey Persona, as long as you don't betray me, you don't need to fear for your life."
She didn't say anything.
"Sigh. I'm gonna take a quick nap."
I went to my room and went to sleep.
[Let the fun begin! MUHAHAHAHAHAAHA]
I woke up in a pitch-black room.
'Where the f*ck am I?
"Aahh, yeah!"
'What was that!?'
I looked around and saw a partially open door with light coming out of it.
I started to walk towards it cautiously.
The moaning started getting louder. I looked inside and saw the most horrifying thing ever.
"WHAT THE ***************************"
I jumped back.
I saw Sabo sitting in doggy style while Ace is behind him, plowing him.
The door suddenly completely opened, and they started walking towards me, butt nacked.
"Oh, it's you, Ken. You look really stressed. Why don't you come and join us for a round?" said Ace
Sabo bit his lip and winked at me.
I felt my dick and balls shrink.
"GET AWAY FROM ME, YOU BASTARDS!!!"
I turned around and ran away.
I saw a door and quickly went inside and closed it behind me.
*HUFF*
*HUFF*
*HUFF*
'What the hell did I just see!? Once they get their clothes back on, I'll make sure to shoot them in their balls.'
"Oh, hey, honey."
'Honey?'
I turned around and came face to face with a nacked Urouge who was about to kiss me on my lips.
*BAM*
I punched him straight into his face sending him flying back.
'What the hell is wrong with these bastards, and where the f*ck am I!?'
The ground under me suddenly disappeared.
<Geppo>
I started falling down.
'What is going on!? Why can't I use geppo!?'
*BAM*
I fell on a huge pink bed.
My arms and legs suddenly got chained to the bed, and someone suddenly jumped on top of me.
"What the F*CK are you doing, Deuce!?"
"Ssshh."
He put his finger on my lips.
"Just leave this to me. I'll make you feel ~gooood~."
His hand started going down towards my pants, and his lips started closing, getting too close to mine.
*BAM*
I gave him a headbutt.
*BOOM*
I destroyed the bed and chains.
"What are you doing, babe!?"
*BAM*
I kicked him straight on his face.
I looked around, and I didn't see an exit.
"Screw this shit!"
*BOOOOM*
I kicked the wall, and everything suddenly disappeared, and I started falling down.
*THUD*
I fell on a chair, and I got chained down again.
"Aahhh!"
I looked in front of me and saw all the guys in my crew f*cking. They were sucking each other off and licking their asses. They are going all out.
"AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! STOP THIS!!! PLEASE, STOP!!!"
They looked at me and stopped. They smiled at each other and started crawling on their knees towards me.
"NO. STAY AWAY! DON'T COME NEAR ME!!!"
They reached me and started touching me and taking off my clothes.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!"
*SLAP*
I suddenly woke up.
I looked around and saw Sabo looking at me with a worried look.
I hugged him.
'I'm back in my room and sabo he has clothes on! So it was just a dream. Thank god!'
"What's going on?" asked Sabo
"I just had a horrible dream."
"A nightmare?"
"No, a million times worse."
"Well, I'll go get you some water, just calm down."
I nodded and fell down back on my bed that is completely soaked in sweat.
'F*ck whichever bastard put me through that!'
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[For the people that have read my previous fanfic, should have seen this coming at chapter 69. But the difference is that there I just used one or two sentences, but here, hahahahahaha!]
(I don't feel like editing this chapter, so if there are some mistakes in here, I'm not going to fix it, for obvious reasons, of course.
I'm not even going to put in quotes to distract yourselves with.
Suffer for me! Muhahahahahaha)
