Never trust nicknames with just numbers

[You were Killed]

"Damn, I lost again!" It was sad, spending so much time to get a good class just to end up dead the first night.

"I got tired of that game." I won't waste another two hours testing my luck, it's better to play something else.

I close Town of Salem and look at the time indicated in the bottom right corner of my monitor.

The tiredness then hits me hard.

It was two in the morning and I was still awake, if I don't sleep soon I'll end up drowsy for the rest of the day ...

Nah, I can live with that.

I look at my collection of STEAM games for something to waste more time on. There were so many different games, I really didn't know what to choose.

Being an indecisive game addict is very problematic at times like this, but that's how I am at the end of the day.

I lose hours to choose a game, I leave several videos open because I can't choose which one to watch first and even lose weeks to start writing something because I can't decide to continue the ones I've already created or make new ones.

I, Nathan Oliveira, accept my imperfections without any problem. After all, nothing is perfect right?

...

What a fucking excuse ... I really should stop having these delayed ramblings.

* DING *

Huh? A notification from STEAM? Where it came from, I wasn't downloading anything.

I search my game collection for something new and see that there was nothing different, so I finally notice the tab that opened by itself.

The friends tab.

"Did someone text me these hours? I will definitely block this guy. " I enter the tab to find out that I didn't recognize the idiot who texted me, seriously the guy's nick was a lot of numbers.

I open this guy's chat and see what he sent me, hoping it wasn't spam.

- Would you like to participate in a new experience?

"Strange, but it looks like spam to me." That was what I thought but something in the back of my mind told me that I should go ahead and answer that question.

And like any good teenager at dawn and with nothing to do, I accepted what my brain asked for and answered the spam.

- Yes

I hope it's not an advertisement or ... * DING * But have you answered? There was no sign of him typing.

-Great, so let's get started. If you went to the world of an anime, which would it be?

Now he's talking like a ROB at the start of a bad fanfic. Well, it's not like they really exist, so it must be a friend of mine who writes fanfics and has no idea how to start his story.

Yeah ... This is much more likely.

He must have asked me about a good anime world to start a fanfiction ... If so, I think this will do.

- One piece would be interesting.

* DING * I received a reply a second after sending mine. Which means that he is pasting pre-made sentences for several different people; that is, SPAM.

- Thanks for the answer (look in your STEAM wallet)

I close the chat and fix my eyes on the amount available in my virtual wallet, it should have been only five reais but now it was fifty. This guy gave me fifty reais for free, to answer simple questions.

Best SPAM ever.

Wait, I can't flinch, this may still be some prank call.

Nobody gives money to a random guy for no reason. Besides, there's no way to transfer money directly through STEAM, so how did this guy give me 45 reais?

So I remembered, yes there was a way.

'He must have bought the cards I left for sale.' Cards, on the STEAM platform there is a mechanic in which when playing a game a lot you can get cards and sell them for small prices like 10 cents and if you get a rare card you can sell it for 1 real.

But as I'm a munchkin I ended up selling all my cards with values ​​above 10 reais hoping that some idiot would buy them.

Believe it or not it worked several times, and now it looks like he used it to give me all that money.

It wasn't very special at the end, but I got easy money from a guy with numbers in the nickname. And with that I can finally buy the indie game I wanted.

I go into the store and search for 'Bendy the ink machine', then press the first result to be taken to the game page.

Almost 40 reais for an indie game, it still hurts a little but I really want to play that game. Seriously, I didn't waste months running away from spoilers so I wouldn't play in the end.

I successfully purchase and go back to my game collection wanting to follow the download from beginning to end.

Only 500 megabytes, it's going to be fast in less than an hour.

'Arrhhhh' Yawn as I feel fatigue hitting harder than before.

I better sleep so I can play right afterwards. I can also leave the computer by downloading the game and updating the rest.

I get out of my swivel chair and take out my cell phone, putting it to sleep in a few hours. Then I lie down on my bed, pushing my face into the pillow.

It felt so good, that feeling of comfort and tiredness overwhelming me, I couldn't even keep my eyes open for more than a minute.

...

I start to drown myself in the darkness letting my mind enter its rest mode. And so, I sleep right away.

XXXXXXXXXXXXXX

I wake up lying in a rough place, I open my sleepy eyes and see the blue sky and the trees that surrounded me.

Am I a forest? This didn't make sense on many levels.

I pinched my cheek to see if it was a dream and I feel the pain of having my skin twisted. Yeah, it wasn't a dream.

I get up and look at my clothes, they were the same ones I had when I went to sleep: black knee length shorts and a gray shirt. I'm still in my body, a good thing at least.

As my memories of past events had returned, I easily deduced what had happened.

I was transported to the world of One Piece by a guy with numbers on the nick. This absurdity was the only thing that made sense taking into account everything that had previously occurred.

This had horrible implications, I really should be freaking out now. But no, I just stood there watching the landscape and thinking logically about everything I was supposed to do.

I already knew that there was no point in complaining now, I needed to focus on the most important thing of the moment.

Survive.

I am in a world where pirates murder people without mercy or mercy and to improve the good guys in the navy they do the same thing, but with more authoritarianism and systemic support.

Not to mention the sea monsters and superhumans who ate magic fruits.

This world was very, very fucked up. I don't know how the planet hasn't been destroyed yet.

In addition to the fact that I didn't see the whole anime, I already knew that depending on where I am now it is quite possible that my chance of survival is low.

Worse, if I'm in the new world, my chance of survival is almost zero.

I am a computer addict with some mild sociopathic tendencies and a little brain, not a fighter. So there was only one thing that could save me now.

Power.

And there is only one easy source of power that can be found in a forest.

You already know the answer. It's time to hunt an akuma no mi.

If the god who sent me here is like those of the old fanfics I read, it is quite possible that I could find one quite easily.

After all, he must have put me in this specific forest for some reason, right?

It is more comfortable to think like that than to imagine that the imbecile chose for dunidunitê.

I start to walk through the forest with care, hoping that there is no kind of wild animal in these areas. To die for a boar would be very shameful.

Minutes passed, I had already walked a good distance while looking for any strange fruit stuck in the trees. Unsuccessfully.

My sedentary body was quickly getting tired so I take a little breath, I really need to start exercising if I want to survive here.

Well, why not start and walk a lot now? After all, I don't have much to do.

I hope this island isn't too big ...

(2 hours later)

I really need to drink something.

I've walked for a long time and I haven't found a living being, except plants.

I also found some fruits that I left in my pocket, but I didn't taste any of them for fear of being poisonous. Of course, none of these fruits had swirls in the peel, so they were not akuma no mi.

It seems that it won't be as easy to find one as I thought, at least the title of legendary fruits makes more sense now.

* CRACK FUUSH FUUSH *

I pick up sounds of branches breaking and leaves moving, something alive was clearly approaching.

I hide behind the nearest tree and hope that it wasn't a cheetah or a jaguar. Preferably no carnivore would be good.

* FUUSHH FUUUSHH *

I was getting closer and closer, maybe I was following my scent? Or was it just a coincidence that he came exactly where I was?

"But Dayu ..."

"Shut up Akio, the captain told us to go quickly, remember? Do you want to end up dead? "

Voices ... They can only be people. I can easily deduce from the context that they are pirates, and probably of sufficient strength to be afraid of their captain.

"Except that we didn't find anything on this side of the island, isn't it better to go to the other side?" The voice was masculine and a little higher than normal, like an irritating henchman stereotype.

"We said we were going to explore that side so are we going to do that, or do you want to tell the captain who didn't fulfill what we had agreed ?." The other voice, on the other hand, was masculine and thicker, like a sharp and quarrelsome guy.

Hearing the voices, it seemed that I was listening to a drawing that I watched in the past of two rats that create evil plans.

"True Dayu, he wouldn't want anything to do that." Okay, so the Pinky in question must be called Akio so by elimination the Brain is Dayu. Names of people clearly Japanese but who for some reason are speaking in Portuguese?

"It is good that an idiot like you understood, now stop complaining and follow me correctly. We don't want to get lost in this place. " The sound was very close, these guys were already exactly where I went. So if I wait a little bit it is quite possible that they will not notice me and ...

* Beep beep beep *

That noise ... The sound of an alarm clock. And there was only one alarm clock that I knew with that exact noise ...

My cell phone alarm clock.

"What sound is that Dayu?"

"I don't know, but it seems to come from behind that tree."

I put my hand in my pocket and take out the cell phone that was beeping, I didn't realize that it was in my goddamn pockets.

"We know you are there, if you surrender now or we will open fire." Said Dayu, it was clear that I would not be able to escape this easily. I don't even have enough power to fight normally, imagine with firearms?

Wait ... I have my cell phone. Maybe I can improvise a little. I enter the home screen and look for a specific application.

'ANIMAL SOUNDS'. I found that one. I had downloaded it to know what animal sound onomatopoeia to write in my stories and because it was so light I didn't even think about uninstalling it.

Now this is going to be useful as hell. I open the animal catalog and see the wonderful lion. I hope this works.

"We will count to three, if we don't show up we will start shooting." These idiots really ...

"1" Increase the volume to the maximum. Yeah, it's going to be this or nothing.

"2"

* GRRRRAAUUURRRRR! *

A lion's roar sounded from my phone louder than I expected, but it still wasn't as loud as a real roar.

"Was that ... a lion's roar?"

"Dayu, but wasn't this island free of dangerous animals?"

It looked like they really fell for it, what idiots.

"Impossible, this island had been cataloged as one of the most peaceful in the East Blue, there is no way to have lions here ..."

* GRRRRAAUUURRRRR! *

I press the button again and let the sound come out again just like the previous one, it is a pity that there is no more variety in this catalog.

* BAM * Did something fall?

"So many ... We have to go now Akio! We don't have enough ammunition to handle a pack. "

"Okay, just wait for me to organize the fruits I dropped and ..."

* GRRRRAAUUURRRRR! * I press the button again while also stomping my feet making it look like something big is approaching.

"We don't have time, let's go now!"

"Ahh, wait for me!"

After that I could hear footsteps running away, these guys were really dumb.

After a few minutes of waiting to make sure there was no one around, I get out from behind the tree and go to where the idiots were.

There was a bag on the floor with fruits inside, and some of them were scattered around the place. They were really beautiful and in many colors.

I take the bag and start collecting them, if they were taking them it is quite possible that they are edible.

After picking up all the fruit, I prepare to go back to the farm, preferably the way the pirates went, but then I see a black spot on the ground near a bush.

It looks like I forgot one. I take the fruit and feel a strange feeling, it is as if she asked me to eat it.

The fruit had a black skin full of spirals with white dots in the middle, it was really a beautiful and interesting fruit.

...

'Wait, spirals?'

My eyes widened as I looked closely at the strange fruit.

The fruit that would change my life for the better.

My own Akuma no mi. I imagine what powers it will give me ... I hope it is not something like a pig zoan ...

Well, I'm out of options now, so I'll have to rely on luck.

I open my mouth and take the strange fruit inside ... And then a feeling came hard.