1 Unlucky Death

James was a handsome man, huge muscles, chiseled jaw line, perfect hair, blue ocean eyes, and a deep beautiful voice to top it all off! He was the ultimate man, the ultimate chad!

He was currently in his house live streaming, this was his job. James was a professional online male model! James has millions of fans and admirers who adore him and would kill to just be in the same room as him!

"It looks as if its time for me to go ladies, have a good night girls" James says to the camera as he winks and pulls forward to turn off the live stream, this act made women all around the world go crazy.

'Well.. it's about time I take a shower in order to freshen up for my interview..' James thought to himself as he made his way through his million dollar mansion into the bathroom. He finally entered after around 10 minutes and began to unclothe himself.

He gets naked and looks in the full body mirror he's kept in the large bathroom.

"Ahh. There's nothing quite as beautiful as myself.. If only ALL men were as handsome as me. Oh well. Time to hop in!" James thought to himself but because he was in such a captivated mind-set he ended up making key mistakes!

James entered the shower confused, the water wasn't on! In his moment of narcissism he had forgotten to turn it on!

"Woops.. forgot to turn the dumb thing on.." James said as he turned the water on. By accident he turned it on way too hot! This caused him to clumsily jump and panic!

"Ah ah! Ooh!" James shouted as he burned himself on the water, he slipped and his butt fell straight onto his thick special made shampoo!

"OOOHHHH" "Eughhh" he groaned as he felt the entire shampoo bottle fall go through, he then in a desperate attempt to get up, used the curtains to get up, effectively having it fall on his head.

His butler hearing this quickly runs and opens the door, only to see James have shampoo in his butt in a seductive position, laying on the shower curtain. This causes the butler to get excited and assumes it as an invitation!

James then died soon after from the blunt force, in two different areas. When James awoke he was in a white room and he heard a voice that said:

"These were your mistakes that led to your death. First you forgot to turn on the shower, Second you turned on the shower too quickly on the hot side while being inside, Third, you acted in a panic and caused the shower curtain to fall on your head."

This caused James to make a panicked expression and he began to freak out, attempting to run, but it was just an endless void.

"There is no escape.. Ah, but due to the fact that you died in a hilarious manner I do have an option for life once more.." The voice said in an entirely neutral tone.

"Live.. again? Anything! Just let me live again.. I wanted to do so much!" James got on his hands and knees to beg to the voice, he didn't care if he needed to become a priest for all his life, he'd do it.

"Hmm. In your sincerity, I will accept your request, I will even gift you something when you awake.. Enjoy your life.. Teacher." The voice said slowly fading as the environment slowly turned black until James mind also turned black.

"Wait? Teacher?!" James shouted, he then awoke in a bed that he didn't recognize, in strange clothes he didn't recognize.

"What.. what's going on?" James said aloud, hoping for a response from the almighty voice once more, but there was only one response, a different voice that sounded more wicked.

"Helloo... Welcome.. Welcome!! It is I, the Old Man Teaching System!! Ah.. so nice. Anyway, I will reward youu, yes you! On your behavior. Soooo.. Be good as a nice old man teacher!! Being a bad teacher or acting in a way that isn't old is unacceptable! I will reward youuuu.. keep that in miiiind! You will be able to get rewards to heighten your intelligence, dexterity, strength, and moooore! So.. be good!" The voice sounded disgusting and James immediately pictured it as coming from something like a small goblin.

'.. Become.. an old man.. Wait. I'm an Old Man!?! No!!! Where is my muscles? Where is my big boy? WHERE ARE MY FANS?!' James began to freak out and jumped out of bed, smashing multiple things in the process. He then read a letter that was next to his bed. The letter was written in crayons and read;

"Get well soon James! We need you! Love, your students."

'.. I suppose I should calm down a bit.. this is my second chance of life. ' This letter calmed James down and he noticed that the letter was dated back 12 years when he looked at a nearby calendar.

It seems that this old man wasn't quite as popular as he had been back then.

"Bark Bark!" A small Chihuahua came out of no where and barked at James, this came to a surprise and made him momentarily shocked.

"Seems like I own a dog huh, what's up err-" James struggled to read the dog's name on his tag and finally made it out.

"Ahh.. mr pork belly.." James audibly said quietly, his stomach growled in response to the name and the dog, thinking it was an enemy bit his stomach. This caused James to thrash about and scream until he finally calmed the dog down.

Then an alarm from what was obviously the Teacher James's phone went off, it was labeled as "Get to work, now!" This made James worried and he hurried on his way as to not make the system angry, but he was then interrupted.

"What do you think you are doing?! You're old now! You better hobble and slowly make your way to work now!" The goblin system said

James was confused and simply replied by saying "Do what now?"