1 Ok Then: The Comical Story

this is the story of a person who had no idea what his house looked like, absolutely in the dark, literally. he was so in the dark that when he woke up in his comfy bed, all he saw was pitch black. he needed answers. what was he? where was he? and most importantly, What the heck was going on?! so, our unnamed hero ventured into the darkness, struggling to find a light switch. he thought he hit a lamp post, a picture and a duck? what? he had no idea he had a duck. so when he finally found the light switch, his whole house was demolished. everything. everywhere. except the duck, who was standing in the middle, menacingly. and then, a voice ripped through the silence."hey! you destroyed my house! say sorry right now or you'll be sorry!" HIS HOUSE? our unnamed hero thought the duck was coo-coo for coco puffs. so he called the duck's bluff. "hah, it is my house, look at the family picture!" the man took a gander, and saw the duck and all his accomplices. as quick as a fiddle, the man apologised and ask for the duck's name, and before he could think of a duck name, the duck blazed towards his ear and shouted with full throttle, "DAFFY DUCK THE NAME, YA PHONEY!!" and hoo-hoo-ed his way out the room, suddenly, the room exploded. showing that the man was atop a green hill. shone by the orange sunset. with absolutely no idea what the heck happened, all he could say was "ok then."