Oink Uchiha

In the Konoha Police Force, three female Uchiha officers were drinking tea and eating snacks.

"Hey, Miko did you hear about the new genius from our clan?"

"Not really, there's a new genius?"

"Ya! Ya! Ya! Oh he is amazing, I have never seen someone like him before."

Miko frowned she glanced at her friends, Ikumi and Hina.

"What's his name maybe I have heard about him."

Ikumi and Hina chuckled. They shook their head, giggled a little as if just thinking about his name made their pussy wet.

"His name is…."

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"OINK UCHIHA!!!!!!!!! Today I am going to kill you!"

The young man in question slightly raised an eyebrow, a flash of nonchalance in his eyes. A wry smile hung across his handsome visage.

"Naruto…"

A cool voice escaped from his mouth, it was akin to the sound of the heaven and earth merging.

"Didn't I tell you this already…? You must call me father."

Saying so, the domineering man pulled the red haired woman beside him closer by the waist.

Kushina blushed showing a bashful expression.

"I'm sorry Naruto datebayo, you must call him father… or else I wont give you ramen and he wont give me chopsticks."

Naruto stomped his foot, confused. On one side was tasty ramen and on the other side was his mother having been rizzed by his classmate.

'Call Oink daddy?!?!? Hell NO!'

"I will never call him daddy. Dattebayo!"

Oink rolled his eyes, they were a beautiful absolutely noble violet amethyst in color as in contrast to his jade skin that had a pinkish glow.

"I never asked you to call me daddy. Ew. Father or even esteemed Lord Oink will suffice."

"UGHHHHHGHHHH!!!!" Naruto stomped his foot hard into the ground, nine tails almost about to break the seal.

Oink sighed. A breath of heaven permeated the air as his sigh flowed throughout the area. A wisp of spirituality emanated from the depths of Earth.

"If you are being so stubborn then would you like to spar with me Naruto my son?"

Suddenly Naruto's face became completely serious, his blue eyes shined as his face became cold. He clutched a kunai in one hand and stared at Oink.

Quickly without wasting time, he rushed toward him. Oink stared at the rushing Naruto, he shook his head in dismay, the trees swayed and the leaves fell. The birds stopped and bowed their petite heads in respect.

*BHAM!*

Oink kicked Naruto and he went crashing on the ground, rolling a sixty nine times. Slowly he started to get up, spitting a bit of blood.

"I… never… giv-"

Oink calmly walked to him, each step of his resounding the ground to tremble beneath his mighty legs. His movement was akin to a dance, each step… a profound enlightenment to the onlookers.

The handsome man, probably… no… oh surely the most handsome to exist grabbed a handful of sand in his palms that looked a lot like as if Buddha himself meditated within it.

Slowly Oink poured the grains of sand over Naruto's head and the boy that was trying to stand up immediately fell, crushed under the weight of a thousand stars.

From his pocket, the Uchiha boy removed a few ryo and kept them in Naruto's pocket.

"Well, I believe I am a nice father and beating my son, oh I feel guilty. At least this way I won't be labelled a domestic abuser. It would be troublesome to deal with the authorities later."

Oink genuinely hoped that Naruto would use the money to eat ramen. Although he had stolen his mom, it was not on purpose. He just happened to fall in love with Kushina in the midst of their interactions and so did the latter.

It wasn't because he was a Milf Hunter and a Pussy Slayer.

Kushina sighed, she walked over to Naruto and ruffled his blonde hair.

"When will this child accept us? He always used to ask for his father and now when he has one… this is how he acts."

Oink looked at Kushina's disheartened expression and for some reason his heart ached… he did not like to see her sad at all.

The sunlight dimmed a little and the birds chirped in a melancholic melody and a butterfly sat atop Oink's finger, gently flapping its wings.

The handsome Oink, gracefully lowered his finger, with his other hand he grabbed Kushina's cheek forcing her to look at him while his finger lingered across her neck and arm, tracing until he held her palms.

Holding her finger he passed the butterfly to her and with the same finger brushed her hair as she blushed in wonder, staring at her man right in the face.

Oink was handsome. She had never seen a more handsome man in her entire life. His dragon like eyebrows, his ice cold glassy face and oh his amazing pinkish red lips reminiscent of the juiciest of strawberries.

In that moment, Kushina kissed Oink. A shock of pleasure ran down her entire body as she shivered electrically. Oink's tongue, the taste of cocaine filled her entire mouth.

Slowly their tongues that were intertwining stopped doing so and a streak of saliva formed between their lips as they separated.

Oink smirked.

"Cmon we'll be late for our date."

Kushina smiled in accordance with him. She grabbed the palm of his hand tightly and from her pockets threw a few ryo over Naruto's body as the couple began to walk away.

"Hmmm… maybe next time, I'll teach Naruto some jutsu." Oink spoke aloud. A look of surprise crept onto Kushina's face, as she smiled warmly.

"Thankyou for being so kind to Naruto all the time. Everyone in the village hates him and I… and though I beat them all up, I can sense their hatred due to the nine tails night. From you, I sense no hatred only love towards Naruto and I. Dattebayo!"

Oink smiled softly at Kushina, he raised her palm that was clasped around his own and planted a small kiss.

Kushina had suffered a lot, Oink was not going to let her suffer more.