Not An Isekai Story

Inspired by Mushoku Tensei MC is capable of breaking the fourth wall and possibly read your mind. Be warned. Join MC on the re-telling of his action, romcom adventure filled with memes and Easter Eggs. Take a guess on who could possibly be the wife. Certainly not an Isekai Story. Probably. Contains elves, demons, reptilians, Vikings and dragons. Have fun reading! Warning: Man of culture needed to understand all references