1 The start.

In a small town on the outskirts of Tacoville lived a young boy. This young boy enjoyed burritos, while everyone else loved tacos and only tacos. Due to this boys love of burritos, the people of the town hated him and shunned him. This young man had to go through the hardships of not having any burritos to eat, and everyone hating him for wanting to eat a burrito. As any good person knows, it is not a good idea to look down on someone as they will soon become the main character and beat your a**. This is exactly what happened.

One day when Burondo the burrito lover was trying to find a good burrito to eat, he stumbled upon a glowing bush. On this bush, there were many burritos hanging from its branches likes the fruit of a god. Burondo decided to eat one of these godly burritos, as he had not eaten a burrito in several minutes. After eating the godly burrito, Burondo's whole world changed forever. Burondo didn't know, but this godly burrito was actually a burrito made for people to ascend the limits of their body and become a god. Burondo felt a large amount of pain coming from his buttocks, and fainted. When Burondo woke up, there was a foul stench in the air. While Burondo slept, he managed to fart out all of his bodies impurities. His body was now close to that of a gods. Burondo went back into town, and destroyed it all. Due to Burondo's newfound power, he decided to change this world from a taco one to a burrito one. Burondo went on to destroy and pillage the whole Tacontinent, causing chaos and despair. When Burondo's conquest was over, he was invited into the god's realm. Burondo's only hope was to become the god of burritos, but due to his actions of trying to change a whole continent into burrito lovers, the gods decided to make Burondo into the God of death, despair, and chaos. From that day forward, Burritos became a symbol for chaos, despair, and death. And whenever someone ate a bean burrito, similar to the godly burrito, one would fart so hard it would kill them. Through out the years, the effects of Burondo becoming a god of chaos have become less pronounced. Instead of farting and dying, you now only become uncomfortable and fart a little. These are the reasons why bean burritos make us fart.