Nobody’s Tale

A tale about a worthless nobody. MY tale. Unless you’re another nobody like me, *DON’T* read this!! You idiot *bodies* won’t want to hear or read about a worthless bum like me. You’ve been warned here first! If you’re a prude, or a child, or anyone under the age of whatever magic number makes you an adult in your country, DON’T READ THIS!! A Nobody’s life isn’t all rainbows and unicorns, so if you think you’re going to be reading something like that HERE, I can assure you, you’re NOT a Nobody — you’re just a…. What’s the polite term to use to to say, “Not as bright as Nobody”, in your native language? There’s rape. And gore. And bore. And bullying. And revenge. And accidents. And all sorts of that type of stuff in here, if you’re going to be reading my tale. And, oddly enough, magics and dragons and demons and all that unbelievable stuff too! Sound crazy?? Maybe it is. Maybe *I* am! I guess, if you’re feeling enough like a true Nobody, then you can read this and decide for yourself.