1 Man this sucks

As I open my eyes I am filled with fear, countless corpses of men, women and children lay about scattered over the earth. I try to remember what happened… oh the crash. I was on a plane heading back to my house after visiting my grandma in Italy. I was flying alone because I stayed another week with my grandma to help her with some minor house repairs and cleaning. Now I'm here stuck between a wing and a hard place… literally stuck beneath a wing. I could barely breath, not just because of the giant metal wing on top of me, but also because I was really not ever very good with stressful situations. I've heard on the news that people panic and die of shock from things like this so I try too keep a level head. I try and clear my mind while thinking of my situation… but I can't think of any way to get out from this wing. All of the ways I could think of required two people. So maybe I should just some sleep. I'll think about it tomorrow… but then again maybe falling asleep is a bad idea. Cause what if I'm more injured than I think and I end up sleeping forever if you cetch my drift. I decide that if even if I do die it's better than dieing too hungry and no sleep, so I close my eyes and think happy thoughts and just like that everything went black.

When I opened my eyes again I was in a white room. So instantly I assumed it was some kind of hospital and that I was safe, I tried to call out, but for some reason my voice just wouldn't come out. So I waited till someone came, and I waited some more, then some more, until finally I had enough I tried too get up, but then something stopped me. I looked at my wrists and ankles and realized I was chained too the bed! What kinda hospital chains people to the bed!? Maybe they think I'm a terrorist and I like crashed the plane or something? Either way like the hospital staff knew I was trying to escape someone finally arrived. A kinda tall curvaceous woman walked in, I instantly thought that maybe being chained wasn't so bad. But as if too burst my bubble she said "I already know what your thinking, and no I'm not ever putting anything of my body on yours ever." I had never felt so embarrassed, angry, and slightly horny at the same time. I just decided to look away towards what seemed to be a window, but then I realized was actually just a painting of the sky. I turned towards the woman who now seemed bright with anger. The woman shouted "How could Hades have chosen a degenerate like you." I was a bit confused but decided to push that away and try to communicate. I tried to speak again but couldn't, she looked at me before saying "Don't bother you still haven't gotten used to being a spirit so you will have to learn how to use your astral form." She looked at me as if I was the dumbest asshole In the world. I could only nod as I had no way to communicate but inside I was calling her a flurry of slurs for making me feel like an idiot. She also mentioned something about a spirit form but I don't care about that right now, I try as hard as I can to raise my hand, it feels like it weighs 10,000 pounds but I finally do it. She stares at me curiously wondering what I'm up too, when suddenly I flip the bird. She turns a whole different shade of red before saying something in a foreign language and then me passing out.