Chapter 342: Plot Armor Attracts Idiots

My sister is dumb, lazy, selfish, spoiled, loud, childish, has poor personal hygiene, loves junk food, and generally has a rotten personality, but she has a great talent for making me want to spoil her.

To tell the truth, since I was eight years old I had the mentality that my life expectancy would not exceed 25 years due to all my injuries, poor diet and lack of sleep, so since she was a child, I raised her to be a charming and lovable woman who could easily capture people's hearts. That way she could seduce some idiot with money so she wouldn't starve when it was time for me to die.

In general, my sister's charisma is superior to big cult leaders like Charles Manson.

In the few minutes it took us to reach the school entrance, my sister had made the two introverted girls feel accepted and happy, plus the two girls Sylphynford Tachibana and Marin Kitagawa are extremely outgoing girls, which helped improve the atmosphere between the girls.

Sylphnford is unaware of the concept of personal space, which can be annoying and uncomfortable for many people, especially in this country as the topic of personal space gets to the point of social isolation. Even so, she was lucky that the girls present didn't have a problem with her overly energetic attitude.

On the other hand, Marin has the attitude and temperament of a popular and friendly girl, so she can easily make friends, especially if she can talk about her favorite hobbies which seem to be anime and adult video games.

My sister was now being careful so that all of her friends felt accepted in the new group.

Umaru, Marin, and Sylphnford are otaku who aren't afraid of other people's stares while talking about their hobbies.

Ina is more reserved and prefers not to attract attention, but she is also happy to talk about anime stuff and other internet nonsense that I don't understand.

On the other hand, Sawako isn't obsessed with cartoons, but she does enjoy some romantic series, so she didn't feel out of place.

The only problem was Saki. That girl was the very definition of boredom as she has no hobbies, passions or anything to talk about.

Despite these social shortcomings, she is a good listener and pays close attention to what girls are talking about. Most likely, later on, she will look for information about the series the girls mention, so she can enter the conversations of her new friends.

While the group of girls were happily chatting, we reached the entrance of the school.

No idiots showed up today to cause me trouble, but there was an unusual situation.

In front of the school, several students were seen murmuring as they watched a woman on a motorcycle.

The woman was beautiful, but her appearance was striking. She was not wearing revealing clothing, but the clothing was somewhat tight which showed off her good body.

Although her appearance was attractive, what was really striking was that she only seemed to be 23 years old, but she was smoking like a criminal as she leaned on a motorcycle.

As if that wasn't enough, next to the woman was an adorable brat. They both looked like sisters, but the contrast between their attitudes and appearances was something too striking.

I smiled wryly. Revy always wanted to own a Harley, but to think she actually bought one.

(Author's Note: Rebecca Lee / Revy of Black Lagoon)

With the modifications Daedalus made to her, she can reach speeds that surpass the technology of this World, but she has always liked motorcycles.

In fact, years ago I stole a motorcycle to give her a birthday present, but the Bee Hive Gang chased me before I could give it to her and I don't know what happened to that thing.

Now that I think about it, that motorcycle looks similar to the one I stole, although in reality they all look the same to me, I'm not a fan of motorized vehicles anymore.

"That crazy woman..." – My sister saw Revy and felt afraid, but she hid her emotions and she only seemed surprised.

Revy never hurt my sister, but she wanted to kill my family so I could be free.

I taught Revy the way to remove killing intent, so she doesn't give off bloodlust, but Umaru always felt that Revy viewed her with hostility, so my sister grew up fearing Revy.

"Do you know her?" – Marin asked curiously without noticing Umaru's anguish.

"I don't know who the loli, but the gangster-looking girl is Onii-chan's ex-girlfriend" – Umaru managed to calm down since she is aware that I won't let Revy hurt her.

Now that I think back, a lot has happened in a short period of time and I've been too busy, so I didn't have time to make Umaru meet all my wives.

She already knows that I made up with Revy, but she doesn't believe that she is one of my wives. Most likely, she thinks I made Revy my slave or tool as a form of punishment for betraying me.

Umaru still isn't used to me gaining the ability to feel attachment emotions… Well, sometimes I'm not used to it either.

By the way, I used [Mythomania] on my wives so that knowledge entities from other Worlds can't recognize characters from other stories. I don't know if Umaru has seen 'Death March to the Parallel World Rhapsody', but even if she did, she and other system users won't be able to recognize Arisa.

"Ex girlfriend?" – Saki muttered with slight discomfort.

The girls looked at me curiously, so I shook my head. – "She is not my ex-girlfriend, she is my wife"

"I see…" – Umaru nodded, but then looked at me in horror. - "Wife?!"

The brat's scream caught the attention of a few people who looked at us in confusion, but I ignored them and headed towards Revy.

Umaru unconsciously followed me since he has a habit of following me around when we're not at home. The rest of the girls followed Umaru and now I look like a mother hen being followed by her chicks.

Revy saw me as I approached and blew smoke from her cigar as she smirked. – "Heh, you look stupid in uniform"

"And you look ridiculous in girl's clothes, but right now you look good" – I smiled remembering the small punishment I gave her when we reconciled.

Revy frowned and tossed the cigar into my face, but clucked as I caught it and stubbed it out. – "Tch, don't waste it like that, packs are expensive"

I rolled my eyes. – "Then quit smoking"

"I will when you stop being a cute idiot" – Revy sneered and took out another cigarette.

I sighed. – "Don't smoke here or the teachers will come to throw you out of the place… And no, you can't hit them"

Some teachers saw us and wanted to ask Revy not to smoke in front of the students, but Revy's gaze is very intimidating for normal people.

"Tch, fine, whatever, I just came to bring the brat" – Revy put away the cigarette pack as he pointed out to Arisa that she was sitting on the motorcycle while she remained completely silent.

Arisa is a spoiled brat and a bit of a bully, but she becomes docile when she encounters unreasonable and violent people who don't feel guilty for hitting little girls.

Well, Revy once cut out the tongue and eyes of a kid who tried to steal our food, so it's a bad idea to screw her up.

I smiled wryly and spoke to the brat. – "Arisa, we will go buy things you like, come"

Arisa's eyes lit up and she quickly got down from the motorcycle to hug me. – "Onii-chan, don't leave me alone with that evil woman, she scared me a lot"

Revy rolled her eyes. She knows that Arisa is a reincarnated and is older than her, so she finds Arisa's childish attitude stupid.

I sighed and stroked her head. The brat is just pretending to be scared for me to coddle her.

"Hey Listen! Look to your right!"

I sighed internally knowing what Navi was talking about.

To my right was Umaru who was looking at Arisa in a worrying way.

"Hey Listen! And thus the yandere-chan hamster was born! It is your fate to impregnate your sister!" – Navi had a fit of laughter.

I know Umaru doesn't love me romantically, but her dependence on me makes her a bit possessive and jealous when it comes to her place as my little sister.

Fortunately for her and unfortunately for me, it's impossible for me to have another younger sister since brats always end up being part of my harem.

"Hey Listen! And so another flag is raised!"

…

Shit.

I pretended not to see the darkness hidden in Umaru's gaze and spoke to Revy. – "Thank you for bringing the brat"

"It doesn't matter, but don't ask me to work as a babysitter, I have better things to do" – Revy got on the motorcycle and looked at me with annoyance.

That is somewhat true. I asked the maids to bring Arisa, but surely Revy saw them by chance and she wanted to come to school just to bother me.

On the other hand, she has a lot of work while I'm on vacation.

Due to the Lostbelt incident, now the world powers know that I am the only man who can influence the current ruler of China, plus I am the best weapon of the Ichijo family, so I am a threat to the current political structure.

Although China suffered a disaster that could have caused the collapse of the country, its economy has been stabilized thanks to the resources of other Worlds that I have invested in that country.

Because of this and other factors, world powers have been sending spies and assassins to Japan, either to investigate my secrets or to try to eliminate me.

The Ichijo family doesn't have influence in all of Japan, so we can't supervise the whole country, we can only supervise some cities.

To avoid any terrorist attacks or other stupid things, my wives have been too busy for me to have time to relax.

For example, Revy leads a squad to scour the Ichijo family's territory to eliminate anyone suspicious, although I know her well enough to know that she has murdered innocent people since she doesn't look for evidence and attacks on the slightest suspicion.

I insist, the number of suicides in this country is worrying...

"Then I'll see you tonight, dear" – Revy said the last part with mockery.

She was having fun seeing Saki's depressed expression.

I sighed, but couldn't help but smile. – "Well, don't forget to wear a helmet"

"Here is your helmet" – Revy raised her middle finger and accelerated to leave.

This girl… I missed her cheeky and aggressive attitude of hers. I'm glad to see her happy.

I sighed and pinched Arisa's cheek since the brat was trying to put her face in the wrong place. – "Brat, behave yourself"

"Tch" – Arisa clicked her tongue in annoyance, but quickly returned to her cute attitude. – "Onii-chan, I want an ice cream"

The brat hasn't noticed Umaru's gaze.

Although Arisa is smart and has some manipulative tendencies, she is far from being a potential psychopath like my sister.

I shook my head and looked at Umaru. – "Guide the way, I don't know where the game store is or whatever it is"

Umaru regained her innocent look and nodded with a smile. – "Yes, Onii-chan"

Arisa widened her eyes when she saw Umaru and quickly walked over to my sister to hug her. – "Onee-chan!"

"…" – Umaru blinked several times in confusion.

Umaru received strict training from the women in the chat room, so she is much stronger than a normal person, so she could tell that Arisa's movements were not normal.

Arisa didn't use magic or superhuman strength, but she's been practicing my martial arts for a few years, so she knows how to make the most of every move.

Umaru now noticed that the brat was not a normal girl, but that only increased the darkness in her gaze. She seems to think that I deliberately concealed Arisa since I'd rather spoil the reincarnated brat than my sister.

On the other hand, the girls looked at Arisa with small smiles. The brat sometimes gives me headaches, but it's undeniable that she's cute.

"She is Arisa, is Revy's cousin, the girl from just now" – I spoke with a slight smile.

"Oh…" – The girls nodded and smiled at the two adorable girls.

Arisa is more adorable than Umaru, but my sister has exceptional acting skills and she knows what gestures to pull to win people's hearts.

I sighed and made small adjustments to [Mythomania] so that Umaru could see Arisa's identity.

My skill doesn't change the appearance of people, but it makes it almost impossible to recognize them by distorting people's perception.

Umaru seemed to recognize Arisa, which saved me a lot of explaining for now.

My sister smiled and hugged Arisa. – "Yes, I am your Onee-chan"

It was an adorable scene, but Umaru brought her mouth close to Arisa's ear and spoke softly. – "Do not say Onii-chan to my Onii-chan again or I will be rude…"

Arisa also smiled cutely as she spoke softly. – "Heh, you are a frog at the bottom of a well that does not understand the greatness of my Onii-chan"

"…." – Both girls smiled adorable.

"Luis..." – Ina approached me with concern.

"Don't worry, it looks like they're both having fun" – I smiled wryly.

The two developed a strange rivalry, but I don't see murderous intent between them. In fact, they seem happy to be able to understand the stupid things they're saying, there's just a bit of hostility deep within my sister's gaze.

"Luis, you'll have a headache when Nyaruko joins them" – Tsubaki smiled slightly amused.

….. God, have mercy on me....

"Hey Listen! The contest for the best little sister begins! The winner will be stuffed like a Christmas turkey!" – Navi appeared next to the brats and they could both hear him.

Umaru seemed to want to throw up while Arisa seemed excited.

Yes, my sister is better.

Umaru noticed Arisa's expectant look and sneered at me. She slightly moved her lips without speaking. – "Lolicon"

"Hey Listen! The dog is not a lolicon, he is the legendary LoliChad!" - Navi started laughing...

I want a beer…

We finally got to go shopping for the crap the girls wanted.

On the way we received many looks as it was striking to see a group of beautiful girls who talked and laughed without caring that other people were around. It is not common to see such an outgoing group on the street.

The only problem is that my stupid plot armor has a Japanese salaryman complex and likes to work overtime.

"Such beautiful girls... Hey, why don't you keep us some company?" – An idiot said idiotic things while he smiled like an idiot.

"You really can't walk without getting into trouble?" – Yoko was stunned by my fucking luck.

"Hey Listen! The author has no creativity and readers love to see the protagonist humiliating conceited idiots so they can self insert themselves into power fantasies!" – Navi mentioned the disappointing truth.

"… What?" – Yoko blinked several times in confusion.

"Ignore the idiot" – I sighed internally and took a step forward.

"Look, we don't want any trouble, so please leave us alone, besides, you guys look like college students, so trying anything with these girls is illegal" - I tried to be a civilized person.

"Hey Listen! 13 is the age of consent!"

Navi, for God's sake just shut up… I need to do something to change that stupid law.

They were six idiots who looked to be 20 or 22 years old.

The girls are around 15 years old while Arisa seems to be 12 years old.

This was an act of bullying and technically it's pedophilia, but as often happens in this society, people pretend they don't see anything and prefer to look away so they don't get in trouble.

There were some guys who wanted to come to save the maidens in distress, but the group of idiots look like athletes since they are tall and have big muscles, so no one was so brave and stupid to come near.

The strongest idiot looked at me with a sneer since my head only comes up to his chin. – "I'm not talking to you idiot, move"

The idiot put his hand on my shoulder and tried to throw me aside.

Up to this point he just wanted to sigh, but I heard a light footstep behind me...

Umaru unconsciously backed away as she was scared.....

The idiots have stocky bodies and one of them looks fat, even though he's really just a mountain of muscle. A body suitable for weightlifting or football.

Ah, I need to do something about the brat's traumas.

I grabbed the idiot's wrist to use an Akido lock.

The idiot's eyes widened as he lost control of his body and in an instant he was on his knees.

The idiots got angry and were about to come over to hit me, but they stood still when I glared at them.

I lost a bit of self control and accidentally showed my presence as a martial artist. That presence isn't as suffocating as my Outer God presence, but it's still the power of someone who can destroy the world, so they'll have PTSD for the rest of their lives... Well, their lives will be short so it doesn't matter. .

I turned my gaze to the kneeling idiot and took a deep breath to show that I'm holding back my anger. – "Last chance, get out of here"

I let go of the idiot's hand and he quickly walked away as his friends followed.

"Monika, collect the data from those idiots and send that data to the security group" – I spoke internally.

(Author's Note: Monika from Doki Doki Literature Club)

"Luis, vacation" – Tsubaki sighed.

Oh, true...

"Monika, tell the security group that they shouldn't eliminate them, they should only capture them until my vacation is over" – I sighed internally.

"I understand, dear~" – Monika spoke tenderly. – "The guests will have a comfortable stay until your vacation ends~"

"..." – Tsubaki sighed, but decided not to insist anymore.

Things ended quickly, but Umaru was still a little scared.

Arisa noticed this and quickly hugged my sister. – "Onee-chan, that was scary… but Onii-chan is here so everything is fine, right?"

Arisa may have a lot of personality flaws in her, but she is skilled at helping girls with anxiety and self-esteem issues.

Arisa showed an adorable little animal look, which made all the girls feel tenderness and they forgot about the worry just now.

Besides Umaru, the other most scared girl was Saki since she seems to have had very bad experiences with that kind of idiots, however, she seemed to have developed a blind trust towards me since at all times she looked at my back as if I were a steel wall capable of protecting her from any danger.

Umaru calmed down and smiled. – "Right, Onii-chan is the strongest, he is like a shonen protagonist"

"Right" – Marin nodded and looked at me with admiration and emotion. - "That was incredible!"

"It was like seeing Master Shibukawa in Baki!" – Sylphynford looked at me with too much admiration. – "Where did you learn that level of Aikido?!"

In fact, it is that very technique. In my time in Kenichi's World, the system taught me the techniques of the World called 'Baki the Grappler'.

I smiled wryly. - "Internet"

"Onii-chan doesn't even know how to use Google, he lies" – Arisa snorted disdainfully.

"Brat..." – I twisted my mouth in annoyance and then sighed. – "Well, since I was a child I started training, but a year ago I met an expert in martial arts and she has been helping me"

Good, now I have a way to introduce Nyaruko to this group.

Now the girls included me in the anime conversation while asking me questions about the things I can do.

"Luis-senpai is amazing" – Marin was very excited as she kept hearing about my capabilities.

"Onii-chan can also be with more than five women at a time" – Arisa smiled mockingly... this brat...

"Oh, he's like an eroge protagonist!" – Marin didn't care that I was trash, no, in fact, that seems to amuse her.

She doesn't have the same bad boy fetish that Nino has, it's just that she's too obsessed with videogames so it amuses her to think that I'm like a character from her games…

"Luis-senpai, wait a minute" – Marin stopped in front of me. – "Can I fix your hair?"

... I sighed. – "Fine, but stop adding honorifics to my name, it sounds very strange"

"Onii-chan wants to be called without honorifics on the first date, Onii-chan is a Casanova" – Arisa shook her head in false disappointment.

"Hey Listen! She better call you daddy kimochi!" – Navi can only be seen by Ina, Arisa and Umaru so the three girls were holding their laughter…

One way or the other. They look happy and only that matters.

Marin adjusted my bangs to try to cover my eyes. My hair isn't long enough to cover my eyes completely, but she still gave me a weird hairstyle.

Marin nodded with a smile. – "Good, now you are a true eroge protagonist"

…Well, she's not entirely wrong.

We kept walking while I fixed my hair again and we arrived at the anime and video game store for the girls to see what they liked.

Umaru and Arisa quickly brought the girls to the place and started to pick up a lot of nonsense.

Umaru has enough money to buy his and Arisa's things, so I doesn't need to follow them.

I searched for a seat and found a small waiting area. It seems like a place made for parents to wait for their children.

I sat and waited for the girls to finish buying their anime nonsense. To kill time, I grabbed a book on display to see the description.

'Metronome in Love'… It sounds so strange that it made me curious, so I decided to buy it, anyway, I already read all the classic books, so maybe I should start reading modern books to understand a bit what some of my wives are talking about.

"Hey Listen! You look like a sexual predator looking for new prey that screams kimochi!" – Navi appeared next to me.

"I'm also a teenager so I don't look like a pedophile" – I sighed and massaged my forehead.

I get mad when my silly sister panics. Today, she got scared twice, but I had to use my skills to contain my anger to maintain self-control…

My head hurts…

"Hey Listen! Let's go for cheap beer that tastes like homeless urine!" – Navi told me something extremely tempting.

"Why do you like that garbage?" Yoko raised an eyebrow. – "You can literally prepare liquor that would make the conceited idiots of Paradise salivate, I don't understand why you like to drink that garbage"

"It's a habit that reminds me of the shitty life I had in the past" – I smiled slightly when I saw that Umaru convinced her friends to choose some games. – "Since I have the system, my life has improved, I have obtained a lot of wealth, beautiful women and an overwhelming amount of power, but I must not become arrogant or I will let my guard down and something bad can happen… I must always keep improving and advancing….""

My sister almost died because of my carelessness…. I can't let that happen again... I won't lose anyone I love...

"Besides, I like cheap and simple food" – I sighed when I saw that Umaru started arguing with an unknown girl. – "Knowing the taste of garbage makes good food taste better"

"Isn't that a Diogenes thing?" - Nia tilted her head. She developed a hobby of reading all kinds of books, we even read together when I have nothing else to do.

"He mentioned embracing marble statues to appreciate more the warmth of his mantle, mine is different" – I stood up and headed towards Umaru.

"Hey Listen! System users have no creativity, they only know how to plagiarize other people and then pretend they are talented!" – Again, Navi spitting out truths…

Whatever.

Well, as usual, I have to see what the hell trouble my silly sister got herself into...

Uh… [Paranoia] isn't here, but I have a bad feeling…..

Shit, I hope it's just a delusion of persecution...