1 A Truck? Seriously!

"Oh, and the other day I got a weird message from somebody calling himself Sa-Tan, does he mean Satan or what? The guy was really rude so I told him to shut up, you really have to see our chat.", I fumble around in my pocket, searching for my phone.

Sa-Tan (13:12): [Hey u there? So err, u'll die tomorrow. Yeah, bb.]

Sa-Tan (13:12): [Almost forgot, u'll be reincarnated.]

Sa-Tan (13:13): [Are you already dead or why won't you answer? That's kinda rude, only doing this stuff because this idiot of an employee messed up!]

Sa-Tan (13:15): [Hey filthy mortal, can you answer me, look I am the unholy emperor of hell and I don't have the entire day just to message you!]

Gen (13:20): [Who the f-]

Gen (13:20): [Nevermind, can u please SHUT UP, I am in class]

Gen (13:21): [or I'll block ya]

Sa-Tan (13:14): [...ok]

Sa-Tan (13:15): [sry]

User Gen has blocked this chat;

"See? This guy has a few screws loose, right?", I ask my bro, his full name is Sid Echar we're friends since... like forever.

"Sh*t this guy is mental", Sid laughs so hard he's almost stumbling, "He seriously thinks he's Satan? Da f*ck?"

We're on our way to the biggest Game-Center in Hazard-City, its name? GOS. "I can't believe he hasn't been picked up by the mental scanners yet! He should have been sent to a clinic already!", Sid shakes his head.

I live at the place of my Aunt, I just call her Auntie we're not blood relatives, her name's Gabi. She is in her sixties but looks like she's in her late teens, I know there are some people who seemingly do not age, but this is just ridiculous! I personally think she is some sort of immortal being, but that's just my theory. My life, in general, is sometimes pretty weird, like this chat I had with self-proclaimed Satan.

"Anyway, have you heard that they have recently released the first deep dive VR pod and they even have a few of them at GOS!", Sid remembers excited, "We have to try them out!".

"Yeah I heard, also heard they can get pretty expensive, the last one at GOS has to pay", I shout as I already start rushing towards GOS. "Hey not fair!", Sid tries to catch up, I run even faster to keep my head start.

He's almost catching up to me, but then I get a genius idea to run across the road. Running in the middle of the road, all of a sudden I hear a loud *heeeeeeuuoop*, the sound from an electrical truck horn! The truck has appeared out of nowhere and is about to crash into me with 50km/h in a 30km/h max zone! In my panic, I stumble and land face-first on the road. At this moment, I have already given up on life... 'Bye'.