This, is a story of suffering. Of a poor man named Jonathan Duck. Jonathan lived a good life on Earth as a Software Engineer. But alas, Earth was doomed for destruction. On his final moments upon committing suicide, and accepting his fate. He awakens to a bright blue sky. A comfortable summer sun. And endless suffering. Welcome, to Paradise. This novel is based on a real Pathfinder campaign I've gamemastered. Each and every action taken was actually taken by a real human being.