7 Joke Chapter-by the editor

Call sat his dummy thicc bubble butt down on my bed. It took up space for 2 of him and barely fit in his pants. Sometimes, I think that his dump truck ass could be played like bongos. I just had to ask him about how it got like that.

"Call, how come your ass is so impossibly big? Did you get implants? Is it fake? Is it genetics?" Call turned to me with a very serious face. He looked as though he just came from a funeral.

"Truth is... these pants make my butt look big." He started to take off his pants. It's true. His pants dropped to the floor, and his bum was as flat as a board. I was confused.

"So, it was all a lie? You used those pants to make me love you?!?!" I couldn't believe my ears. He had lied to me.

An hour after I uncovered his lie, I was very bored. I decided to try his pants on, since we seem to be similar sizes in width. As soon as I put them on, I fell backwards. I was suddenly dummy thicc! I felt empowered.

"So, I see that you've tried on my pants.��� I heard Call in my window. He found me! Oh no!

"Ummm... yeah! I did! What do you think? Do they look good?" I was scared to hear his answer.

"No. It looks awful. Take them off." I did as he said. I took the magic pants off and handed them to Call. He took them and put them back on. As soon as he had them back on, he vanished. I'm glad that he got his pants back.