1 The best way for a man to die

At 2:30pm in a cabin on a huge metallic ship a woman was in labour.This woman had incomparable beauty, she could be described as a true goddess but since we are in the mortal realm I cannot go that far.

This woman is my mother and her name is Kimberly Marquess and she also happened to be the leader of an association called THE PIRATE ASSOCIATION. And who am I?,I am just an innocent young man who was shot by his girlfriend's dad and got reincarnated into a new world.

It would have been a big blow to my pride if I had not been reincarnated, because I just got my first girlfriend,I did not even get the chance to deflower her when her father shot me due to my curiosity.But thank God,death turned out to be a female,if not for that I think I would have been the laughing stock for all the souls in death's castle.

Now let's come to the situation concerning my birth. It might be a shock but I just got into my new mother's womb a day ago but I still know a little about this pirate association. These pirates seemed to be a little civilized than the ones I have read about or even seen in movies. It also seem like this was my mother's first time giving birth since it has took more than 5 hours since she started to push me out. Her screams and agony was really hurting me there since I hated to see women in this much pain I wish I had strong limbs to propell myself forward.

I could see a light drawing near me, the same kind of light I saw when I was dying the only thought which was running through my mind was,<did my mother fail,am I dying again>. And then the light swallowed me whole. I guess this is my end, ha.

Oh, sorry I think I guess the whole thing wrong, silly me but I thought babies could not see when they are brought into the foreign land.It seems I was wrong and babies could actually see or is it just me?

After my birth I could see some ladies staring at me as if they have never seen a baby like me before or maybe admiring the appearance of a god who have just stepped into the mortal realm,I started blushing a little but I just thought this was abnormal for a baby even though my existence seemed to be abnormal. The I started crying since from what I have heard the normal thing for a baby is to cry after their arrival. I think it's some kind of holy ritual for them to announce their arrival.

"I think he wants to breast feed ",one of the ladies said. Then my mother followed what they said then got ready to place her nipple inside my mouth and as it touch my lips the world seem to have frozen,my mouth just froze my hands seemed to had have gotten some strength as it stretch out on it's own and engulf my mother's breast my lips then moved on it's own accord and sucked out the milk from my mother. I think this is one of the abilities of a mother. Then they mood started turning sour as I suddenly started thinking about Yvonne(my ex-girlfriend and my pride The pride that I did not leave my world as a pathetic single).I hoped that she will be okay since having a father like that could be a real hustle, let us just pray that she is at least happy.

And my name is GILROY.

[12 years later]

{With his appearance which he retained during his reincarnation and also with what death told him,Gilroy became an arrogant brat. Even though he is 12 years old as the child of the former and current leader of the pirate association he was expected to be the strongest among his age group but Gilroy was the opposite of that from being the weakest, talentless, laziest, arrogant to the most absurd person. He was like a dead weight in everyone's face expecially his mother. I don't know if it's because of his life on Earth or maybe because of what death told him}

In one of the cabins on the blue dragon (the head-quarters and also the biggest ship owned by the pirate association),Alex(The assistant head of the pirate association)was speaking with Louisa (Kimberly most trusted maid).

"Do you have everything prepared",Alex said in a commanding tone."Yes sir",she replied with compliant voice."You know what to do I don't want any mistakes",Alex commanded."Yes sir",she replied yet again.

The talk went on for a while then Alex gave Louisa a sabre with it's blade adorned in blue shades, after receiving it Louisa wrapped a pink cloth around it.

"You may leave, Alex said in yet another commanding tone before he turned around and started to walk out of the cabin."Yes sir",Louisa replied followed by a bow then she also started to exit the cabin.