1 the comedic

hey theor my name is alex when i was a kid i whant to be a comedian but my mom made fun of me not in the good way like for a joke i sed what did the guy who jumped the block coin sound happens.she sed u suck next i left building sad i whent to Knight of round moon bar and comedian stuff i walked in sad the bar tender what do u whant i sed do u have any rum he sed no i came back the very next day budum and ask u got any rum he no and i drive away til very next day i cam back for next time he no and fuck u i dont have rum so go away til the next next i go in and he sed lets go to the store and bought me rum