2 Meeting SB
Well.
I died.
But wait, I have thought. Does that mean I'm not dead?
"Nope your dead."
"Who's there?"
"Open your eyes dummy."
I open my eyes.
"I can see?"
"Of course you can. I found it is very problematic talking to someone who can only communicate telepathically. The sensory deprivation does something screwy to the mind."
"So who are you?"
"I am the Supreme Being in charge of the after life from this universe. The why you are here is because you are the 1000000 person to pass on with a high enough karmic quotient that meet my standards. And its been awhile since the last one to make it here. First you need to be the Millionth death. Second you need to have enough Karma, third you need to have an understanding of the concept of color. Before I put that last qualifier in I was getting cows, chickens, and mice by the minuet. And seriously who wants to talk to a chicken, Don't get me started on mice. Cows though, they are OK."
"..."
"I'm Rambling aren't I?"
Holding fingers a bit apart "A little"
" Well its been awhile. I had my hopes up for a Keven a few years ago but he held on for his girlfriend to say good by. So instead I denied a cannibalistic serial killer Jeffery. And before that was from December 1816 that guy just would not stop complaining about the cold and asked to be sent to hell. I didn't get it either. I wish there was a way to reorganize the if/then statements governing this area but all I can do is add on to the original '1000000th death'..."
"Done?"
"Yup."
"I know why I am here but why are you here?"
"Because the Old Man Upstairs could not stop laughing."
"Think about it. The first time I took over was during the whole T-Rex debacle, it just goes to show you make crazy stuff when you create and sleep. Some things just don't go right. Another being a blob fish, seriously he sneezed and POOF! You got a frican fish. Another one, the Tower of Babbel built to reach heaven. The Titanic the unsinkable ship. Last but not least Global Warming, For the love of coffee the planet is still in an ice age. The dinosaurs didn't have no ice caped poles...
I'm here until god gets back. Right now he is going off on 'Global Warming' .
Alright please look this way, this is your current Karma 1008. you gained a few points for saving a farmer and his family. You were right by the way on him calculating every thing to go off as it did except while laying out the Detonator he got mixed up and placed it in the landing zone of all those flaming stumps. You saved his life by setting off the explosives while he was getting his family.
The majority of your Karma comes from helping beings in need with out the intent of getting something out of it. The rest comes from, well, doing your job.
And now we get to the heart of the matter. You are here, and now you get to pick your next go round.
[□] 100 KP Pick your next world to live in
[□] 1-1000 KP Pick your next life family
[□] 10 KP Pick your next life name
[□] 10 KP Pick your next life Gender M/FM
[□] 25-99 KP Pick your next bodily attributes
[□] 1-9999 Pick a special ability (can be selected multiple times)
[□] 10 KP Reincarnate
[□] 80 KP Transmigrate
[□]100 KP Pick your own Back Story
[□]000 KP Randome Back story
[□]1-1000 KP Pick starting resources
[□]500 KP Keep your memories
[□] Random next life
you get back whatever was spent
[□] Come back when you die.
For each one you pick you get a form that you then fill out. Once done if it had a variable price it will be displayed in the top right corner."
"Well that doesn't seem so bad."
"You should have seen what I used to give out. It was like 18000 feet long listing out every thing you could pick in your next life. After mass media came out it began to grow about 200 feet a month then week and then daily. I had enough so I locked that fucker away over a bottomless pit. Going to see how long it takes to get to the bottom."
"Well I have decided."
[□] 100 KP Pick your next world to live in
[□] 1-1000 KP Pick your next life family
[□] 10 KP Pick your next life name
[□] 10 KP Pick your next life Gender M/FM
[□] 25-99 KP Pick your next bodily attributes
[□] 1-9999 Pick a special ability (can be selected multiple times)
[□] 10 KP Reincarnate
[□] 80 KP Transmigrate
[□] 100 KP Pick your own Back Story
[□] 000 KP Randome Back story
[□] 1-1000 KP Pick starting resources
[■] 500 KP Keep your memories
[■] Random next life
you get back whatever was spent
[■] Come back when you die.
"That... is unexpected. Alright lets see what you got"
SB proceeds to go off to the side where a set of big wheels similar to the one off of 'the price is right'
"first your Universe, go on give it a big spin."
so I went over reached up and pulled down
the wheel began to spin with an expectant noise "tak, tak, tak, taktaktaktaktaktaktaktaktaktaktaktaktaktaktaktaktak, Tak landing on MCU
"Next planet."
"Can I just spin them all at once?
"... Sure."
So I spun them all and that expectant noise turned in to a death trap of expectation.
"Alright we have
MCU
Earth
New York, New York
Time is set to random
Transmigrate
Keep name
Keep gender
No abilities
Oh hey look you get to start out with a truck with a full tank of gas hauling a random marketable Cargo.
This means you get to keep 301 KP which means you are now up to 809 KP see you next time."
The world fades to black
