8 End of the prolog
I saw Black, and then I didn't. I'm back in the comfy chair I occupied the last time I was here.
I commented to my self. "Man I felt like I was in The Matrix there in the end."
"What's The Matrix?"
I turn to my side and see Bastille siting next to me. "Well The Matrix is another reality that is split in to two sides. You have the real world and then you have the digital world. In the digital world your perception of reality affects the world around you."
Beyond Bastille I see several others. There is a cow, skunk, gold fish, frog, and opossum. Each in its own micro habitat. To my other side I see a very irate man cussing up a storm, something about a cow and improbable situations and fecal matter, and 2 others still laying down. Guess they haven't recovered yet. Then it hits me. "Bastille what are you doing here?"
"I don't know? I mean I was confronting my traitorous Ex when the station came under attack. I defeated that ass, but then the station disintegrated from the repeated attacks from Republic and Sith forces." Bastille explained with a little vitriol at the end.
"You were asking so many questions about star wars though."
"That would be our fault." I turn to the new voice and see SB standing in a group with mike and 8 others. "You see when Bastille transferred over she had all her memories locked away. Moe over there didn't even ask her if she wanted to compete. He just heard about the event and sent the next available soul as his contestant."
"Hey that's not fair. Mike sent a cow. Seriously, I hear about that cow every time I visit Mike." Moe was complaining at what he though of as stupid. Before he began to imitate Mike. "...and then Bess got out of the fence and sat in the street, latter getting struck by a frigan tank as it came up the opposing side of the road to land strait on top of that stupid cow."
"Well that cow fed that group of men for a week allowing them to be alert when the Green Fielders counter attacked on that flank. Allowing them to push back and roll up their flank instead. Leading to a major defeat of the Green Fielder Grand Army, which lead to the Green Fielders total surrender 4 weeks later." rebutted Mike. "Besides that cow has the largest Karmic Point value of any being I have ever seen. 2.5 Billion KP. Beat that"
"Mike, Moe. That's enough." SB said. " we know how OP your cow is, but Bess has always been a cow. Most beings eventually either change it up or can't afford to pick their next life leaving it up to the System on what they will be their next life. Any ways back on track. Congratulations Eddie on winning, Bastille you came in second. If that's any consolation.
The Scores are as follows
1st place with a final score of 41 hours and 41 minuets Eddie
2nd place with a final score of 36 hours and 30 minuets Bastille
3rd place with a final score of 24 hours and 11 minuets Linn
4th place with a final score of 24 hours and 8 minuets John (just John)
5th place with a final score of 12 hours and 40 minuets Oops the opossum
6th place with a final score of 8 hours and 18 minuets Shark bait the gold fish
7th place with a final score of 6 hours and 47 minuets Flower the skunk
8th place with a final score of 5 hours and 8 minuets Slippy the Frog
9th place with a final score of 1 hour and 45 minuets Bess the cow
10th place with a final score of 1 hour and 42 minuets Mark Anthony
"Now I bet you are wondering how every one died. Well here is how. Bess the Cow was humanely slaughtered. Mark Anthony was distracted by the screen and walked in to traffic. Slippy was eaten by a snake which died 20 minuets later. Flower was run over by a truck, I'm not going to tell you which one." Looks strait at Eddie. "Shark bait jumped out of his bowl and expired. Oops... well lets just say an electrical junction box is not the best place to make a next. John and Lin were run over by a truck when truck-kun got lose. Bastille and Eddie died from a head on collision with oncoming traffic 14 minuets before the end of the astronomical anomaly."
SB comes back to the Front "Over all if you didn't get first place you got 7159 KP. If you got first place, Eddie, then you got 64431KP. That's that if you all need any thing or are ready to move on please go to the Supreme Being that covers your particular case." and with that SB walks back to the side and joins the other SB's Mike and Moe.
After a few minuets of thought I began to discus with Bastille on what she is going to do. She has few ideas but is leaning to going back to her universe. After a bit I feel that it is a nice idea. We talk for a few hours discussing our next lives. We decided on several things
1 keep our memories
2 born after Anakin Sky-Walker but before the clone wars
3 I am going to reincarnate. Bastille will transmigrate as a four year old
4 want to be located on the outer-rim in an asteroid mining family
5 Both force sensitive
6 compare how accurate the movies are. (And maybe change some things for good measure)
7 force link between the both of us so we know where the other is and summon/be summoned in an emergency
8 all previous knowledge adapted to star wars tech and knowledge
9 an inventory space (we'll see how much they are when we talk to SB)
10 we want to be a long lived race of Human so we can see the invasion of the Vong
11 ban truck-Kun for at least 1 life time.
You know I just realized. I have been writing this all down yet I don't remember getting a pen or paper which I have right here...
Any how I grab Bastille's hand and we walk over to the SBs and I get Moe's and My SB's attention and signal to them that we are ready to discuss our next life.
S.B. and Moe walk over. "You ready Eddie?"
As I hand over the Paper I tell SB "We are just about ready. We just need your final verdict on costs associated with what we have written here."
"Lets see" Commented SB as he took the paper and looked it over on his second time through he began making marks. With the occasional comment from Moe.
"While SB is doing that I have a few questions for you.
1 how long do you want to stay together?
2 do you want to consolidate your case worker to one person
I really recommend you to consolidate to SB." Followed by an almost whispered "Then I can go back to my shows."
After a brief consolation with Bastille we decided to consolidate our Visits for the foreseeable future, but want both SB and Moe to be our case workers just in a joint capacity.
"Alright I'm done. Take a look" SB hands the paper back
Its in the format of his usual transmigration form.
[■] 100 KP Pick your next world to live in
Star Wars- age appropriate to participate in the clone wars
[■] 100 KP Pick your next life family
Outer rim Miners- your going to be minor miners in a Major miner. LOL ;)
High Human- don't want to see you for awhile.
[■] 10 KP Pick your next life name
Eddie/Bastille
[■] 10 KP Pick your next life Gender M/FM
M/F
[■] 150 KP Pick your next bodily attributes
Naturally Athletic
Long life
Resistant to all diseases
[■] 1000 for all Pick a special ability (can be selected multiple times)
Force sensitive
Spatially Linked
Inventory- 10 meters cubed not 10 cubic meters, no beings, but dead things are dead.
[■] 10 KP Reincarnate
Eddie will be Born to a mining family on the outer rim,
Memories locked till you turn 3. Keeps people from being weird.
[■] 80 KP Transmigrate
Bastille will be found in an asteroid belt by Eddie or his family on or near his 4th birthday with the appearance of a 4 year old. back story will be randomized/tragic
[□] 1-1000 KP Pick starting resources
Will not start with anything out side of normal
[■] 500 KP Keep your memories
kind of silly not to but who knows
[□] Random next life
Not this time.
[■] Come back when you die.
We will synch you and Bastille to show back up here with in seconds of each other.
FYI Truck-Kun hates space so you should be fine
As Bastille and I finish reading SB begins to talk. "So your total for the both of you comes to a total of 3830 KP. How would you like to pay, split check, all together? Never mind we'll charge it all to Eddie. We'll see you... well hopefully never, but in all likelihood several centuries. If we see you sooner then 3 centuries we are going to charge you double and send you right back."
"And wearing a pink triple fluff tu-tu that's indestructible and supper glued to your skin" finished Moe
Every thing goes black
