1 another life

In a white space, a young man is flouting aimlessly. The man seemed to just awaken and look around with curious eyes. The thoughts of where he was and why was he there ran through his mind. That is until a bright light blinded him. After his eyes had adjusted for a second he saw a man that looked strangely like hugh jackman.

The man ask, " Excuse me, but where the hell am I?"

The Hugh jackman like figure replied, "You are in the void between life and death. You may also be wondering why you are here, right? well your here to be reincarnated. Heaven and hell are kinda crowded."

the young man nodded as he had some of his questions answered.

"So who are you and why me?" The young man asked.

" I am god. I chose this form because I like hugh jackman as opposed to the image alot of people have about me being and old man. As for why it was you is very simple. Its not just you that is reincarnated. Many others are reincarnated until I find time to expand heaven and hell. Now can we move on? You are going to be reincarneted in the transformers universe. The movies version to be exact. And you get those wish things, But no magic because there is no magic in that world."

The man was still processing the information. He was going do be reincarnated into the transformers universe. Not his first choice. Maybe not even in his top 5. Though he couldn't complain to god or else he might be erased.

The young man said, " All right first things first. Will I be human?"

"No" Was the only reply he got. He assumed he would be cybertronian then.

"Will I keep my memories and how many wishes?"

" You won't keep any personal memories but will still have knowledge about other things. And you get three wishes. Its random so dont ask for more."

The man was then totally focused. 3 wishes was all he had. He wanted to base them on protection because he knew that the world is a little dangerous. But he doubted he would get messed up in it. He would rather watch tv all day and do nothing.

After some time the man said, " For wish number 1 I want to have 3 tranformations. One as an X-wing from star wars with the FTL (faster than light) Function from dark matter. The second is human like in transformers 2 except male and handsome so I can blend in with them. The third is scanable unlike the first two that are non changable."

" Seems doable. Even with the size difference we can make it so your metal body compresses and has shrinking and expanding capabilities to fit your human form."

"Second wish is to have an adamantium body."

God nodded and said, " Good choice. If you got a metal any stronger you would have problems with touch and controlling your strength. Probably kill someone accidentally in the future too."

The man sighed in relief. He didn't know that before but now he knew he dodged a bullet with that one.

" Third wish is for hacking abilities that will allow me to wire money to me so that I can live a life without worry about money."

" Done. now you won't exactly be reincarnated like those novels but just appear out of thin air. So which planet do you want to be brought to. There will be a house on earth if you choose that one."

The man chose earth thinking that since it already had a house for him. He was also just lazy. God and the man said their goodbyes and the man was transported to a dark room. He could still see even though it was dark as his eyes glowed and light was produced from them like a flash light. He saw that he was in a living room with the drapes down with a black couch and a flat screen tv. The room looked baren as those were the only items that were in the room.

The man was about to explore the rest of the house when he heard a knock at the door. He walked over and opened it as the light from his eyes shut off and light from the outside peered in. In front of him was a middle aged man and woman and a teen boy with smiles on their faces.

The middle aged man opened his mouth and said, " Hello there. My name is ron and this is my wife judy and our son sam. We're just here to welcome you to the neighborhood. Just a tradition we witwickys have."

One thought appeared in the young mans head. All he could think was one word...

...Fuck