30 Chapter 30: Unlucky Girl
I woke up feeling like a thousand bucks for once. Probably because of the comfortable bed. Checking the time I noticed that I slept for quite a bit and that Asia would be arriving in Kuoh in about an hour or two.
I already got the location and such from Azazel, I just needed to pick her up and bring her here. Honestly, I had no actual plans for Asia.
I mean, I would still try to get affection from her but she the baby easy mode of the tutorial. She is so easy that even a game journalist would be able to defeat her if this was a game.
But other than that unlike Rias or Sona I had nothing I wanted from her. I mean if I was really desperate and just decided to cross my bottom line for no apparent reason I could try hooking her up to the sacred gear extractor that I stole.
But, even I am not that fucking horrible of a monster, unlike Raynare. There are lines I do not cross and this is one of them.
I may be a selfish, prideful, and opportunistic piece of shit but the world deserves more people like Asia, not more people like me.
After taking a cool bath and making sure I am clean I put on my black shirt and pants as well as some white sneakers and round sunglasses. After taking some time to read through my grimoire it was finally time to receive the Asia of Argento.
Instead of walking there like a chump or borrowing yet another bike from the kind and generous souls of Kuoh I decided to just activate Chameleon and sprint there, I am faster than a bike anyway. I should probably make myself a flying mount soon.
Maybe a dragon.
Definitely a dragon.
After a bit of sprinting, I arrived at the location and saw the cute nun girl waiting by the bus station, she had golden blond hair and emerald green eyes, she looked very cute and was an entire foot shorter than me.
Her attire consisted of a dark teal nun outfit with light blue accents, a white veil over her head with light blue accents, a brown satchel slung on her right hip, and brown boots with black straps in an X-shaped pattern. She also wore a silver cross necklace around her neck and held a suitcase in her hands.
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[ Asia Argento - Lv. 12 - (Affection: 20) ]
Title: Ex-Holy Maiden
Race: Human
Vit: 14
End: 8
Str: 7
Agi: 8
Int: 46
Wis: 70
Cha: 99
Luc: 0
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Oh my god, that luck stat. How can one person have such abysmal luck? But then I ran whatever history I remembered of her through my mind and it suddenly made more sense.
1: Abandoned by parents in front of a church.
2: Awakened a sacred gear which led to the people in the church seeing her as a monster. Making her even lonelier.
3: Just because of a retarded, no-good, lifeless, scummy, slimy, soggy, sad piece of shit of a devil who wanted another nun in his harem he intentionally made her heal him so that she could get excommunicated.
4: Got excommunicated and became essentially homeless.
5: A fallen angel offered to take her in just so she could kill her in a torturous ritual so that she could take her sacred gear.
...How the hell is her luck not in the negatives? Her luck is at such a level that she literally would not be able to survive on her own most likely if not for her sacred gear.
Also, how the hell is her affection already 20? Is she just that friendly with everyone? I mean she literally healed a devil which she knew as evil beings as was drilled into her by the church.
Holy shit how can one person be just that pure? She is basically the personification of a cinnamon roll! How can someone go out of their way to hurt her?
I am starting to get mad on her behalf now. Calm down, it's stupid to get riled up over something like that.
I hopped down to an alleyway and dispelled chameleon before going out and encountering Asia.
"Hello, Asia Argento right?" I said, startling her for some reason before she turned to me, I saw her innocent and trusting expression before her face lit up.
"A-ah yes that's me, you speak Italian? Also, could I ask who you are?" Then I realized that since I have the skill language that all mundane languages get automatically translated for me.
"Yep, I can somewhat, the reason I am here is because Raynare did a big oopsie so now I will be the one taking care of you for the foreseeable future. Name's Akira Gojo."
[+10 Affection with Asia Argento]
"I see, thank you very much! I am Asia Argento, I will be in your care Gojo-san. Gojo-san, are you a fallen angel as well?" She got a smile that I could nearly see shining as she gave me a bow that was nearly 90 degrees.
"No, but since Raynare can't, Azazel asked me to take care of you. Does that suitcase have everything?" I said as I pointed to her bulging suitcase. Seeing me point to it she nodded cutely before bending down to pick it up.
But somehow, someway, in a manner with which I was not able to discern whatsoever, she managed to trip over thin air. I know I saw it! With my supernatural exceptional perception, I can confirm beyond a shadow of a doubt that she actually managed to trip over actually nothingness.
Due to my instincts, I tried to catch her as with her luck I was worried that she would hit her head and die instantly and that's when I found that the ecchi laws of this universe are actively working against her.
As instead of my hand grabbing the hem of her shirt it instead managed to grab the base of her skirt, resulting in me pulling her skirt down as she fell, which finally culminated in her landing face down and ass up with her cute white panties adorning her peachy and rather plump butt in full display, I could even see hints of her maidenhood through the panties.
NOT ONLY THAT, but her suitcase suddenly exploded, sending her underwear and clothes flying everywhere. As she was face down on the ground I could hear Asia let out a whimper.
"I'm so sorry!!!" Even though I myself felt awkward about the situation I pulled her skirt back up(not before pulling out my phone at superhuman speeds and snapping a quick picture) and helped her up before helping her collect her burst-out clothes.
[+5 Affection with Asia Argento]
"Thank you very much Gojo-san, I'm so sorry that I am so clumsy." She said as she knocked on her forehead and showed a bit of her tongue.
"Don't worry about it, everyone makes mistakes," I said as I took her suitcase from her hands and reinforced it with cursed energy to make sure it doesn't burst somehow again. With the suitcase in one hand, I took her hand in the other to make sure she doesn't somehow kill herself or something.
[+5 Affection with Asia Argento]
Lord Helix above just how starved for affection is he? As we walked to my home I noticed her being awfully quiet as her face was tomato red. Taking advantage of the quiet walk home I checked the notification I got.
[+5 Luck (Lucky Sukebe)]
[Your Luck has reached 50! You have acquired the perk: Lucky Sukebe]
[Lucky Sukebe]
-Increases the chance of encountering lucky perverted situations.
...I am not even surprised, in a world like DxD I would be surprised if I got any other perk to be honest. Anyway after a while of walking, we arrived at my house. In front of the gate, I could see Mittelt, she was trembling slightly but she did a good job of hiding it.
"W-welcome back Sir." She did a formal bow while Asia looked between me and her several times. I handed the suitcase in my hands to Mittelt.
"Put this in Asia's room. And Asia, this is Mittelt, if you ever need anything you can simply ask her for it." Hearing my words Asia nodded hesitantly, likely unused to asking anyone for anything. God, she is so fucking cute. Especially when right after her stomach growled. She quickly patted her stomach down and grew a shade redder and said in a meek voice.
"U-um, sorry I just haven't eaten breakfast yet." At this point I just could not hold myself back, I raised my hand and she flinched slightly before...
*Pat* *Pat* *Pat*
Petting her soft hair I couldn't help but feel a genuine smirk grace my lips.
"Alright, let's get you some breakfast then. Don't worry, I am confident in whipping up a mean pancake." Asia blushed and smiled, hell even her ahoge started wagging. This world and its logic just leaves me speechless.
[+5 Affection with Asia Argento]
"T-thank you very much Gojo-san! But you are already doing so much-"
"It's fine. I haven't had breakfast either and food tastes better with company." I quickly silenced her and led her to the kitchen. She marveled at how "big" and "marvelous" my house was, I let her admire the scenery as we arrived at the kitchen.
I sat her down on the dining room chair before taking out the pancake mix from my inventory pretending to take it out of the cupboards and started chatting with Asia as I cooked a batch of my signature pancakes. I also informed her that she was free to basically use anything she wanted in the house as long as it wasnt in my room or the basement.
There really wasnt any reason to not allow her access to other things. And my maids better not try to pull some funky shit on Asia behind my back and be mean to her. They are already sub-human garbage in my eyes and that will do no good to their image.
Especially Ratnare, if she tries shit I shove my entire foot up her ass.
I also listened to her story as I cooked before finishing my batch of banana-strawberry pancakes as the dating scouter said she liked those two and placed the plate in front of her. Even with mundane ingredients, this pancake still increases all regeneration by ten percent.
Taking a bite of the pancakes Asia's eyes widened to the size of saucers as I could basically see a pink aura around her.
[+10 Affection with Asia Argento]
[You have reached 50 Affection with Asia Argento. You have received the perk: Maiden's Protection.]
[Maiden's Protection]
+10% Light and Holy resistance
"It's shoo~ good Gojo-san! This may be the best thing I have tasted in my life!" Seeing her so elated from a simple bite of pancake I also dug into mine.
"Just Akira is fine Asia."
I don't think I will regret this decision.
A/N: Question, if you fed Asia a cinnamon bun, would it be considered cannibalism?
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