43 Chapter 41
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A fake wedding, a foolish idea to try and prevent the other villages from continuing to send women for me to have sex with them, Tsunade, alarmed by the situation, agreed, but even so, I disliked the idea, I didn't want to get married because the other villages wanted my seed. I wanted to get married because I was in love, call me sentimental but that's what I wanted.
So I started to think, there had to be another way to avoid this whole situation, but no matter how much I thought, I could not get a clean escape. The wedding, although insane, was the only plan that would not result in war. "I am fucked," I chuckled, perhaps I was overreacting, I mean, after all, this was a fake wedding, a tool to keep the other villages at bay.
"Raiden, we have to go buy your montsuki!" Jiraiya who now I couldn't shake off me shouted. Since the day I summoned that Succubus his entire demeanor changed, and I don't like it, heck my reputation with him is better than my reputation with Tsunade, I think he wants me to teach him how to summon my Succubus, disgusting.
"I'm coming," I replied in a tired manner.
I really didn't know what I was complaining about, I liked Tsunade, and although our age bothered me, the only thing I had to do was wait until I felt comfortable, it's not like the rules of my previous world applied here, although morally I would feel filthy, regardless of all that, I would wait until we were both older before trying anything, and even then, I would wait to see if she loved me and if I loved her, she deserved that.
When I reached the front door of my house, I noticed that Jiraiya was not alone, Orochimaru was accompanying him. "I was forced to come," Orochimaru, noticing that I was looking at him with confusion, answered the question I had in my head.
Letting out a soft chuckle, I looked at him and said, "If you want you can go, I'll tell them you helped me if they ask."
Orochimaru cracked a smile and shook his head. "I already cleared my calendar, so I'll help. Besides, Jiraiya will ruin everything and I must avoid that if I don't wish to die at the hands of Mito-sama."
So I wasn't the only one who was mildly afraid of that woman, I guess her influence spreads even further than I thought, "Okay, we should go buy my clothes then, and after that, I have no idea."
Orochimaru sighed as he shook his head in disappointment, "Sometimes I think I'm the only organized ninja in the village, after we buy your clothes, we must collect everything from your house and move it to the main Senju estate residence, after that we must go to the bank to inform that you will soon be married and that Tsunade will have access to your account in case of emergencies, then we must go to the hospital to verify your medical records and after that... we must book the wedding venue."
Jiraiya, who was on the verge of tears, whispered, "And the bachelor party?"
Orochimaru sighed, "If we have time..."
"I thought Mito would reserve the venue for the wedding," In all honesty, I thought the Hokage and Mito would cover most of the expenses.
"If that were so, she wouldn't have given me a list of all the things that were missing, she will only be in charge of paying for Tsunade's food and clothes, while the Hokage will pay for the drinks, and the cake," Orochimaru replied, showing me the list, "Now, let's get started... there's a lot to do and little time to do it, my recommendation? Let's create some clones to divide the tasks."
Clones, Orochimaru was truly a genius, "Excellent," I nodded my head and created ten clones, while Orochimaru and Jiraiya did the same.
"You five, visit all the brothels, and report back to me which one is the best, my senpai deserves only the best!" Jiraiya who was in his perverted mode ordered five of his clones, while the orders dissipated because of nosebleeds.
Orochimaru sighed, "Ok, you and I will do everything apparently, which works for me... Jiraiya... he's kind of slow when it comes to anything outside of the female body."
"Hey!" Jiraiya exclaimed, insulted by Orochimaru's comment.
"You just sent five clones on what I assume is a masturbatory mission, no matter what you say... your reality is inescapable," Orochimaru replied as he distributed the tasks between my clones and his.
"I'll ignore the term used for that mission," I smiled awkwardly, "Now... let's get this over with."
"Unlike you! I'm acting like the best man! Raiden deserves the best pair of boobs in Konoha for his bachelor party! and I'm going to get them for him!" Jiraiya declared.
"I never expect anything from him, and yet he still manages to disappoint me," Orochimaru sighed.
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[A - THIRD RAIKAGE - POV]
Konoha had acted quickly, and cunningly, noticing that we had sent women after Raiden, they decided to marry him off. Which would make our plans almost impossible to form, for several reasons, but the main one was... they had invited me and every other Kage in the five nations to the wedding.
This was a message from Konoha, a very clear message, that said. We know what you are doing, stop or face the consequences. Clever, really clever. "B, prepare a convoy, we are going to Konoha."
"As you wish," B replied, rushing off to organize our trip.
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[Mū - SECOND TSUCHIKAGE - POV ]
Konoha inviting the rock to a wedding, this... was intriguing and infuriating. But, for the moment, we were at peace, and peace... though fictitious required repulsive acts, like attending their wedding… or sending a gift, seeing as I hated Konoha will all my might, a gift it was.
"Sent the brat some money, and be done with it," I ordered one of my ninjas.
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[Gengetsu Hozuki - SECOND MIZUKAGE - POV]
The boy who had survived me was getting married, how times flies by, good for him, but fuck him! "Tell Konoha to fuck off! I'm not going to the wedding of the boy who made a fool of me!"
"Sources say Mu is sending money," One of my Anbu informed me.
"Oh hell no! I will not be outdone by that cheap mummy ripoff! Sent the brat twice as much as Mu sent!" I ordered.
