Serafall

"So… uhhh… what should I do?"

Naruto stood by the side of his bed, staring at the figure lying on top. He didn't know what to do. The figure looked like she was in her late teens, about a few centimeters shorter than him. The most questionable part about her was her wasn't her long twin tails that reached all the way to her waist but her… child-like body with rather big… assets. She was wearing a green dress shirt that had parts torn off by the battle that had just occurred. Much to Naruto's surprise, the bruises that were previously on her body quickly recovered!

[Serafall Leviathan (Sitri)

LV ? ? (Disguised)

Titles: [Kind] [Childish] [Siscon] [Ultimate Female Devil] [Former Sitri] [Leviathan of the Four Great Satans] [Pure-blooded Devil] [Actually Legal] [Magic Girl~] [Probably older than your grandparents] [Head of Foreign Affairs] ]

'Any idea what I should do, system-chan?' The blonde asked as he scratched the back of his head.

[The system suggests the Host turns himself to the police.]

"But I can't use henge anymore, remember? Stupidddddddddd." He shook his head in disappointment. The system was supposed to be all knowing, and she doesn't even know this!

[… That's not what I meant.]

"A...Achoo!" Naruto quickly turned around and sneezed. 'Damn, maybe getting sick on purpose earlier wasn't a good idea...'

"Ugh…" The magic girl on his bed started to move a little, her eyes slowly opening.

"Oh, she's awake!" Naruto gasped in surprise. He ran towards the kitchen to presumably get something.

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Serafall couldn't see anything. Or rather, she could see, but it was so blurry one might as well say that they couldn't see anything. Her eyes darted around as if trying to remember something, but the memories just wouldn't come to her! As she tried to move, a sharp pain coursed throughout her body.

Despite the pain, she managed to remain calm.

'I should be able to move within a few hours too. That stupid demon… I should've just called for help, and now I don't even know where I am! And I also have to deal with that… what's it called? 'Three Realms World Martial Arts Tournament' or something… Stupid name! It's like they ripped it out of Dragon Globe Zee or something! Aaaaaaaa, the amount of paperwork...'

Before she could continue ranting, she could smell something nice.

Something realllly nice.

She could feel the presence of someone slowly approaching her. It wasn't the person who's emanating the smell, but rather what they were holding.

"Op.. your.. mo..th.." She barely managed to make out the sound; it was distinctively masculine.

A lightbulb went through her head and immediately after, her heartbeat soared to 1000 beats per minute!

'Is this?!'

'Is this it?!?!?!?!'

'The famous shoujo scene where the love interest feeds the bedridden protagonist?!'

Her imagination went wild. This was an event that every young girl—including her—had wanted to go through at least once in their lives.

'Kyaaaaaaa!' She screamed in her mind; she couldn't wait. This had to be personally cooked by the love interest right? With the secret ingredient of L-O-V-E!??!!?!?

'I can't wait to add this into my show!' She clamored.

The childish girl could feel something hot coming closer. She excitedly opened her mouth in excitement as she waited for her dream to come true.

"Ahhhhh." And then she closed her mouth.

'Wait.'

'Wait…'

'What.'

'This isn't homemade soup or anything of the like! What the heck is this?! Why does this taste so familiar… tastes like…'

A burning sensation soared throughout her esophagus.

'This is wasabi?!'

She immediately spat out the contents in her mouth, not caring where it landed and grabbed the closest thing to her and stuffed it into her mouth to get rid of the disgusting taste.

The ramen lover sat there by the bed shocked.

He didn't know how to react. His snot dripping from his noise quickly brought him back to his senses. Was he sick? The first thing he did, was wiping off the green liquid and the mangled mess of noodles from his face.

'You stupid brat! You don't like ramen?! How dare you spit it out?! I'd have you know that there is only one of this wasabi-flavored ramen in the shelves! I was saving it for myself because I've never tried it before! Had I known that you would react like this I would've just given you plain water!'

Naruto resisted the urge to shake the girl in frustration but managed to hold back because he didn't want to injure her even more.

"W-what was t-that disgusting trash you put in my mouth?! Were you planning on poisoning me?!" She pointed at Naruto; her blue orbs glared intently at him.

Naruto was dumbfounded, to say the least. 'Trash?! I was being good-willed! Maybe I should've just gave you toilet water!'

She grabbed his toad-themed blanket and started to rub it against her tongue, trying to get rid of the pungent taste in her mouth.

'My blankets too?! I don't even know how to wash the blankets! Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!'

While Naruto was crying inside, Serafall continued to lick his bedsheets. However, a few seconds after her head snapped towards him, as if she had remembered something. Her eyes that were previously full of fury was instead replaced with fear.

"W-where is the demon?!"