20 Chapter 19 : regular show

{ 3000 words chapter as a thank you for your stones and support. much appreciated 🙏 }

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As the first rays of dawn painted the village of Konoha, a solitary figure emerged from the heart of the Hidden Leaf.

Amidst the gentle rustling of leaves and the harmonious serenade of chirping birds, this figure walked in the winding streets of Konoha which was slowly getting active and people opening their shops and stalls  .

The figure was of a young girl who possessed striking features. She had lustrous, Blonde hair that was tied in a ponytail, a face of captivating beauty. Her onyx eyes, held a hint of mischief. Her attire exuded a sense of elegance, with green short sleeved kimono and a blue sash around her waist, white bandages around her leg near her thighs and ninja sandals .

She was walking to the academy alone until ...

Tsunade POV /

" HEEEY !! TSUNADE !! "  someone shouted .

" hmmm ? " i look at the source of the familiar shout only to see a cloud of dust approaching me real fast .

" TSUNADEEEE !!!! " then the shout again, i focus on the dust to see a face filled with snot, eyes which had big hearts in them while mouth wide open and tongue out .

' tick tick ' i get tick marks on my forehead and grit my teeth, angry at this pervert who only thinks about indecent things . as he got closer till the moment where he was a few meters away from me he jumps and spreads his limbs a frog .

" YEHEHEHEHE " laughing creepily, he got closer and closer ' grab grab ' moving his hands as if wanting to grab something .

I clench my hands then raise my right hand to ...

* PAW * " AHHHHHH !! "

I punch right at the centre of his face cave it in and he flew away to hit a wall ...

* CRASH *

Leaving cracks on it like a spider web . Then he hits the ground loosely as like a doll with broken strings . I wasn't not worried because i know how durable he is, this isn't my first time i am beating him up .

" How many times do you want to me remind you to get away from me when you are that horny huh ?! " i ask him angrily .

" AND WHOSE FAULT IS THAT I AM HORNY EVERY TIME HUUUH ?! " he shouts back comically .

" You really want a beating again, right ? " i said rhetorically while i roll up my nonexistent sleeve and slowly approach his laying body .

He instantly flips backwards ready to run away but ...

a pale hand suddenly grabs the shoulder of jiraiya and " can you two cut it out please ! people are watching ...  "

" KYAAHHHHH GHOSTTT  !!! " jiraiya shrieks then calms down instantly " Ohh, it was you orochi " said as if he didn't yell like a girl a moment ago .

" Idiot " orochimaru said .

" WHO YOU CALLING IDIOT YOU STUPID MUMMY HUUH ?!! " jiraiya shouts and his mouth contorted to reveal shark like teeth .

" pervert " orochimaru replied .

" Thank you, and i apologise too for yelling at you" jiraiya said .

" Stupid " orochimaru said this time.

" Why are you starting it again ?!! You apologized and i too did, you piece of shit ! " jiraiya said .

" i insulted you by calling you a pervert not apologise you idiot " this time orochimaru spoke a little irritated .

" Are you stupid or what ?! How is calling me a pervert an insult, you stupid shit huuuh ?!! " jiraiya retorted back unreasonably .

Sighhh I look at them arguing about something so pointless again and start rubbing my forhead because of the headache this two cause me .

Jiraiya had spiky white hair that reached his shoulder and strikingly sharp, dark eyes that a small red line under them. He often wore a short-sleeved kimono with a black shirt underneath, along with pants and sandals. he was an extreme pervert that every woman knew in this village for his peeping in the bathhouses .

And orochimaru had pale skin and long, dark hair. He typically wore a white kimono with a blue sash . He was stoic and didn't show much expression most of the time . He was only interested in studying, ninjutsus and bickering with jiraiya .

' Sighhh, why can't i have a normal friend ? ' i thought . All the girls in the class are only interested in talking about boys and gossiping which i didn't like, i look at the two who are still bickering ...

" it's going to be late for the academy, katsuki sensei will get angry at us, let's go " i told them as i turn around and walk toward the academy .

"  Hey wait for us " jiraiya shouts again .

" ... " orochimaru just follows without muttering a word .

We walk down the now bustling streets until we were in front of The Academy. The academy  is located directly at the base of the hokage rock, it's quite large and comprised of several buildings which were erected over time. There is tree in front of it which has a swing on it and also the giant sign with the kanji for "fire"on the front wall .

I look at the academy where it was being filled with kids our age for a moment then resume to get in . We get inside our class which is Class A, it a huge class with high ceilings, in front of the blackboard is a podium far from the students desk where the teacher could view everyone at once .

As we got inside ...

" ayo jiraiya ! Come with me so i could show you something hehe " Yamanaka Ken who had a pale blonde hair and an above average face said with a perverted smile  .

" Better be worth my time Ken " jiraiya replied with his own smile.

" you won't be disappointed i promise " ken said . I look at jiraiya who put his arm around the shoulder of ken while giggling and whispering probably something indecent .

" Those two never fail to disappoint me everytime " orochimaru said .

" let's just go and sit down please " i said not caring much about what the pervert does .

I walk through with orochi until we were at the very back of the class where our sits were, i move the chair of my desk and sit comfortably ...

" have you seen ryu ? " i hear a girl ask her friend .

" he went to toilet " her friend answered .

" ahh i miss him so much. Let me tell you that i had a dream yesterday that we were married hehe "

" No wayy !! He will marry me not you "

" Noo he is mine ! "

I look at them awkwardly not knowing how to feel about their topic . They are arguing over someone by the name Uchiha ryu who was very ' handsome ' according to them . He is one of the best students here beside me and orochi, all the girls here are his fanboys which disgusts me but who cares, probably not me .

Then i look at the boys...

" Hey Yuji ! "

" hmm ? "

" i am hungry "

" hmm "

" can i eat your bento ? "

" hmm "

" thanks Yuji, i will invite you to BBQ later "

" zzzzzz "

Sighhh , Yuji nara and satoshi akimichi . As expected of nara, yuji is a lazy boy who had long black spiky hair that's tied in a ponytail and black sleepy eyes . He only knows how to sleep and stare at clouds .

And satoshi akimichi is an oversized boy whose yuji's best friend . He had a medium sized brown hair and small black eyes, he only knows how to eat and thinks about food 24 hours straight .

I just sit down in my place for some time, listening to the other students talking about useless stuff until ...

* SLIDE * * step step step *

" GET IN YOUR SEATS NOWWW !! "

Our teacher katsuki came into the room and shout but to our surprise, he was not alone, there came inside the class with him, a boy who was wearing some wierd clothes i have never seen before .

You could see big bulging muscles on his upper body protruding, his tight sleeved shirt clung to his body that made it better to see his muscles ...

He was tall and had silver hair that was slicked back and spiked upward in two large prongs, giving him a distinctive look. He has sharp, intense facial features with piercing yellow eyes and a strong jawline.

' Gulp '  ' shixsh Pack '

Cough cough ahmm . Well, he is not overly ' handsome '  like how the girls describe ryu, and not ugly , he is above average and... unique ? .

" do you know who he is ? " orochimaru asked me while looking at me.

I turn to him and " Why should i ? "  asked a little flustered .

" well your reaction when you looked at him was strange, so i thought maybe you knew him " he replied while turning back to the podium. like damn, can't i just appreciate art in peace without someone interrupting, how bad is my luck sighhh .

Then the whole class start to whisper about who was the boy until ...

" BE QUIET !! " our teacher screams and the whole class become silent .

" we will have a new student among us from now on, i am katsuki, your chunin teacher until you graduate . You can know introduce yourself to the class " the chunin teacher introduced and said to me .

We all look at the boy eager to know who he is " I am Hatake Garou, the heir of the hatake clan " he said .

' Hmmm Garou .. garou . Why do i feel like i have heard this name before ? Hmmmm ' i thought while looking at the now familiar boy .

" Good, now, do you have any questions for him class ? " katsuki sensei asked, some students raised their hands . And then a series of questions get thrown at him .

" amm, so what do you like ? " he asked .

" sleeping " he replied calmly. then Yuji raises his head from the desk and " Brother ?! " he asked with a look as if he found his lost nara brother but the whole class ignores him .

After that, every kind of questions is asked but he answered all of them shortly and lazily , but a question gets my attention, well not just me but all the girls here .

" do you have a girlfriend ? "

We all move forward a little so we could hear his answer clearly .

" no but i would love to have one " he answers and all the girls nod with a glint in their eyes but the target seemed oblivious to this .

" what is your type of girl ? " a girl asked ' Nice one girl ' i thought .

" i am not picky, but i prefer bigger boobs " he answers and we all blush while the boys nod in agreement as if they approve of something and jiraiya gets into a trance as if the boy recited a holy scripture or something . 

And this continued until ...

" what's your dream ? " someone asked .

He paused a little to think about it then...

"I ... i want to build a dojo and teach my martial arts to them " he answers much to my confusion .

" martial arts ? You mean ninja ? " someone asked again .

" ninjas are different from Martial artists . The only thing ninjas know what do is killing, betraying, spreading havoc wherever they go in a selfish desire and attempt of what's known as protecting the weak by killing the weak " he said coldly without showing much emotion .

I get a little irritated by his answer because i know it's not true and all the ninjas and students here strive to protect the village and bring peace, that was rude of hi....

' Wait ! Rude ? ... rude, hmmm someone who is rude and irritating  ' i think about this a little more before it ' Clicks 'in my mind and remember who this boy is then i quickly stand up with a shocked expression and hit the desk with my palms ...

* BAANG *

" I REMEMBER WHO YOU ARE NOW " 

Garou's POV /

I look at the source of the voice to see a beautiful girl who had blonde hair looking at me with wide eyes. while the whole class turned to look at her, we stare at each other for a few moments before ...

" Tsunade, can you be quite and sit down ! It's not nice to suddenly shout like that you know " the teacher said as he looked at tsunade .

Then tsunade looks around to see that all the students were looking at her, she blushes and opens her mouth trying to say something but she shakes her a little and sits back down while embarrassed .

i just shrug my shoulder then continue to look around to find a sit, internally i was feeling very awkward because of how all the students were looking at me as if i was some kind of exotic animal in a zoo while i travelled across the class looking left and right to find that damn chair .

after i find an empty sit at the back of the class between a boy who had a tied long black spiky hair and another big oversized boy who had a medium length brown hair and small black eyes, i approach the chair and sit on it .

i sit for a little before i see a hand extended towards me, i turn to look beside me and ...

" I am Yuji nara from the nara clan, you can just call me Yuji, nice to meet you garou-san " Yuji said with a tired tone with his hand still reaching for me to take it .

i look at the hand for a moment before shaking it firmly " you can just call me garou too " i replied calmly and he nods at me for not minding using honorifics .

" And that guy beside you is satoshi akimichi " he added while pointing at satoshi .

i look at satoshi for a moment before extending my hand to him, he looks at me for a moment before shaking my hand too and nods .

" soo, you like to sleep ? " Yuji asks me .

i look at him for a moment before smirking with pride and puff my chest " you bet ? i even created an Art where i can put myself to sleep anywhere and anytime with just a thought "

" YOU WHAT ?!! " Yuji asked with a shocked expression different from his laziness .

" shhhh, calm down, you are gathering attention you know " i hurriedly muttered so only he could hear .

he looks around suspiciously and cautiously as if he is some kinds of thug selling shady things .

he looks at me with a glint in his eyes and mutters so only i could hear " you created a ninjutsu that can make you get to SLEEP instantly ?!! "

" it's not a ninjutsu by the way, it's an Art. nations will go to war for it if they knew about it you hear ! so don't tell this information to anyone, alright ? " i ask while narrow my eyes at him .

' gulp ' " what a drag " he says while gulping .

" exactly "

" so will you teach me? please !! " Yuji asks while giving me a lazy puppy eyes .

" ok ok, just put that face away, it's disgusting "

" thanks man " he said .

" hehe but it's not free " i added and he narrowed his eyes at me cautiously .

" relax, it's just a small favour i want you to do, nothing too m... " before i finish my sentence i feel like someone is staring at me .

i look around to find who was looking until my eyes met with an onyx colored eyes .

i have really forgot about this girl that i met when i was a still a child until this day . she has changed so much, from that adorable child to a fine teen .

she looks strangely at me without looking elsewhere . ' so she is challenging me huh ? ' i thought . i once read about a psychological technique where if someone gives you strange looks, then stare at them until they look away .

this is a way to assert your dominance and confidence that makes them feel uncomfortable until they look away .

' so let's try it and continue staring until she looks away ' i thought while still staring stoically at tsunade who was staring back .

" what a drag " i hear Yuji say but i ignore him and just stare at her .

1 minute later /

OKAY ! so first, psychology is just bullshit someone came up with right in their nonexistent ass, alright ?! . i mean, why isn't she looking away bro like damn my eyes is starting to feel hurt because i didn't blink till now and neither did she .

i grind my teeth while promising myself to put some training related to eyes to my list of must do things, just some 100 meters under water training with eyes opened will make me adapt to it fast umu .

i look at the now red eyed tsunade who was in a state a lot worse than me before she finally ...

' Blink Blink '

Annnnnd She lost muahaha... but then i look around to see that most of the students were looking at us curiously and some with jealousy or you know, the typical mob reaction . i give them one of my regular glares that made them all look back forward, scared .

i turn back to look at tsunade and smirk at her, she grits her teeth while some tick marks form on her forhead .then i just ignore her afterwards much to her annoyance, and focus more on the chunin teacher who was getting ready to teach some unknown lesson that got me a little curious ...

" Today, we're going to learn about adding and subtracting numbers. Are you ready? " he said .

' FORBIDDEN SECRET TECHNIQUE : ART OF INSTANT SLEEPING !!! ' i yell extremely fast in my own mind before i hear more of this crap and then pass out immediately .

Yuji POV /

i look at the now sleeping face of garou with extreme jealousy and shock in my heart . how can someone be lazier than us nara ?! how enviable !! .

' this is unacceptable, i have to get that technique at all costs, not only for me, but for the future my descendants and descendants of my descendants ' i thought while looking at that peaceful face with malicious intentions hidden deeply .

' All Hail Nara '

The End .