2 Confusion: Overload

today was the day.

today was the day Naruto got assigned to Team seven.

today was the day he would be assigned to Kakashi Hatake, and would (not)be trained in ninja arts, and he would become the best assassin in this world as well.

putting on his sandals, he straps on his pouch and reaches for the Tanto, positioning it on the waist, just like Sasuke did in Shippuden.

and it wasn't because he wanted to look cool, it was because it was easy to pull out since it was short.

wearing black overalls, and tape around my wrists and ankles, and the black vest over his black shirt.

black doesn't show weakness, black doesn't show blood, and black doesn't show fear.

Emo as an overpowered main character.

looking over himself, and enjoying the flexibility that was newly acquired, naruto walks out of the door, on the railing, and to the roof.

ever since learning how to use chairs to enhance his jumps, he doesn't like walking anymore, but that doesn't mean he won't walk if he has to, he will just complain about it.

the time it took to get to the academy was about two minutes, he absently wondered why no one was using this way of travel.

with a shrug, he walks inside the school, passed three doors, and entered the fourth room.

opening the door and walking in every sound quiets, looking over the classroom he sees everyone looking straight at him.

in response, he only raises an eyebrow in question.

"what?".

everyone looked at Naruto, making sure it was actually him when they seemed sort of satisfied they went back to what they were doing, though still keeping an eye on him.

looking over the free seats, he notices three empty spots.

(Kiba, an ass, I'll pass. male Hinata will faint, I'll pass. and female Sasuke... fine).

walking up to Satsuki, Naruto sits down next to her.

she looks over to him, narrows her eyes at his blank face, then looks out the window again.

"Hey! Dead last, what are you doing here, only those who pass get to come to team assignment".

Kiba, oh so kindly informed Naruto, who looked over to him with a face of pure indifference.

not saying a word he points his finger at the headband he was wearing, making the mutt feel stupid.

"and what are you wearing? acting cool to impress someone?".

he blatantly ignores the headband and continued the mocking.

he also ignores another alone appearing behind him.

the clone who he left outside before coming in the room, just walked in, chopped Kibas neck, knocking him out.

everyone is looking at him again but he just doesn't pay attention.

the clone picked the unconscious kid and put him in his seat, positioning him so that it looks like he dozed off, then disappears out of existence.

before anyone could say anything the door slams open and two boys, the male versions of Ino and sakura, named Ouka and Inochi respectively, walked in.

"get out of my way idiot".

said the blonde one, pushing the other.

"let me through you bastard".

said the one with pink hair, struggling to get through.

(okay, now that's just pathetic).

was the thought running through everyone's head.

(great, I thought he would be useful since you know, he can't fangirl, but apparently, they aren't even ashamed to fanboy).

Naruto only released a sigh, getting annoyed at the prospect of being on a team with Haruno.

they both noticed who was sitting next to Satsuki and got a furious look on their face.

(...really? if I remember correctly, this two suck, and to think that Haruno is the rookie of the year and the Yamanaka right behind him).

walking up to him, maintaining their expressions, Haruno narrowed his eyes at him.

"get up yo-".

he didn't get to continue as there was a foot in his face, knocking him into the desks.

Naruto slowly stood up, narrowing his eyes, he let his chakra adapt to his emotions, and so the killing intent.

"Next time it will be a kunai through your neck".

the thread resonated throughout the room... and the effect was gone as soon as the door was open and Iruka walked in.

Naruto sat down again as Iruka's head turned giant and screamed for everyone to sit down.

(okay, that was terrifying).

Naruto thought with a sweatdrop, as he looked at Iruka, who was giving a lecture to them for the last time, the started to list the teams.

"Team one:-".

and he was tuned out.

(I wonder if anything else changed? is Neji a woman now? or is it lee? is Guy going to be a woman as well? if the Uchiha are alive, did Itachi only kill the higher-ups or those who were planning the revolt? is kakashi still a lazy bum? what happened to Akatsuki? why couldn't I just be reborn in a normal naruto world?).

he released a sigh as he listened to the team placements again.

"Team seven: Satsuki Uchiha, Ouka Haruno, and Uzumaki Naruto. Team leader...Oh".

(what do you mean by "oh"? tell me who the damn sensei is).

"Team eight: Inochi Yamanaka, Shikamaru Nara and -".

(... did he just skip out on our sensei? damn it, what the hell?).

he looked over to his teammates, one was brooding and one was glaring daggers at him.

(great).

he released another sign, not wanting to deal with anything right now.

"-team leader: Obito Uchiha. Team nine is still in circulation so I will go to team ten".

(... what?).

his mind went blank hearing that name, surprised as to why he was supposed to be dead, no he was supposed to be impersonating Madara.

(okay... what the fuck?).

he noticed that Iruka has walked out, and the Jounin ware coming in.

one was a woman with unruly hair and red eyes, and a dress that looked like it was made with bandages.

one was wearing a special headband, there was an extra cloth, covering his left eye, and there were scar lines on his right eye, and in his arms was a woman reading an orange book, with white hair.

(wait don't tell me... that's Kakashi?).

the woman jumped down from the man's arms and gave him an annoyed look, before returning to the book.

the next to walk in was a brown-haired woman, with purple warpaint on her cheeks, wearing a black top, and black pants.

each one of them ware wearing the standard Jounin outfit except for the red-eyed woman.

"Team seven, meet me on the roof".

said the white-haired woman and disappeared in a swirl of leaves.

(... I give up).