1 Chapter 1: Prologue

"Man, I'm bored. There's not much to do these days, go to work, come home, eat, sleep, rinse and repeat. At least there is anime and manga to watch and read but you have to wait soooo long for the next chapter/episode." The man mumbled to himself during work.

"Yo, Ed, stop mumbling to your self over there and get back to work if we finish this stack then we can get home by the next train arrival." Yelled a co-worker to the now named Ed.

"Got it, but unlike you, I don't have anyone waiting for me at home jack." Ed yelled back.

"What, you want to take my share of work so I could leave early did you say" Jack said with face tears and a sarcastic voice.

"Fuck no, fine, fine I'll do my work just stop pestering me already." Ed said in a defeated tone.

"Hahahaha, no need to be so up set, if we finish these up tonight then it should be easier on us these coming days." Jack let out a strained chuckle as he was finishing up his stack of work.

"Sure, sure." Ed offhandedly said as he finished up the rest of his documents.

"Anyway I just finished so I'm gonna head out,see you later jack, say hi to the wife and kids for me will you." Ed said as he got up and prepared to leave.

"Sure thing dude see you next week then." Jack waved of Ed as he tried to finish his work as fast as possible.

"Yeah see you next week then." Ed waved back at Jack as he left on his way home.

'Nearing my late twenties and still no girlfriend, and yet my junior has kids already. Should I be happy for the guy for having such a beautiful wife or pity the man for having kids, decisions, decisions.' Ed Thought to himself.

Ed, short for Edward, Full name Edward Gates, was by no means ugly or a least that's what people said to him when he asked. He was 5'11 with slight muscles from working out to stay in shape, had semi-long black hair tied into a pony tail with a single bang that goes down the side of his left face. Dull sliver eyes that seemed like worn steel and an average face. The only reason he can't land a girl is because his eyes are long and narrow like he is glaring at you, so people avoid him.

'Ahh well, women can be annoying and demanding, I can't put up with that, if I land a girl I do if not oh well better like in my next life.' Ed thought as he was walking, yet he did not see that the lights were red and that a truck was coming right for him.

*HOOOOOOONK*

'Ah is that truck-sama' Ed thought and just as he was about to be hit, he jumped out of the way.

"Dick, look where you are going next time." The truck driver shouted at Ed as he drove off.

'Haaah, like I would allow myself to be hit by the infamous Truck-sama that has sent off multiple people to other worlds.' Ed sighed while thinking to himself.

Later when Ed got home he stared to make dinner for himself, he thought just because he lives alone does not give him the right to live like a slob, so he would make home-cooked meals everyday..

'That was a close call earlier though, I nearly got myself sent to another world, hahahaha, now that would have been bad I would probably die quickly because of that, as I don't know how to fight.' Ed thought to himself while laughing.

'Let's see there's nothing on right now. Why don't I see if anything new and interesting has popped up recently.' Ed thought while eating and browsing the web for new and interesting anime/manga.

"Pfft, *snicker* hehehe, hahaha, pffthahahahahaha, oh my god this is hilarious, haaaah how did I not find this earlier what it called um How NOT to Summon a Demon Lord. Ahhh, that was a great watch, I can't wait for the next season, hope it come out soon." Ed said out loud after he finished binge watching How NOT to Summon a Demon Lord.

"Ah, forgot my dinner got to finish it before it gets cold."*Cough**Cough* As Ed stared to shove his food downs his mouth he stared to choke, right before he reaches for a glass of water.

"Ahhhhhhh, that hits the stop." Said Ed as he pounded his chest after nearly choking to death.

"Two near death experiences in one day, does someone have it out for me or what."

As Ed was contemplating on his near death experiences today, he got up and stared to take his dishes to the sink so that he could wash them up and then go to bed as he had a long day. As Ed was washing up a miracle or curse happened, Ed slipped on the chair and dropped the dish's, after that he went to pick up the shattered glass, before he then slipped on the rug only to fall face first on to the floor, This normally would not matter, but somehow a glass shard had managed to hit his carotid artery in the perfect angle. He then collapsed onto the floor staring at the ceiling in pain.

'Fuck someone must really have it out for me to day, these fuckers' Ed thought as he was becoming unconscious from the loss of blood. The last thing Ed did Was middle finger the heavens and curse all the gods he could think of for such shit luck that day, before his hand collapsed into a pool of his own blood, and soon lost conciousness before he died lying there.

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"Uhhh, what happened didn't I just die through some bizarre accident or something." The child thought be before standing up from his bed.

"Ahhhhhh" The child yelped out in pain as he collapsed onto the floor holding his head in pain as he processed all of his new life.

"Ed, my name is Edward Gates, this is one of the hidden villages the village hidden in the leaves konohagakure, I'm an orphan, urhhh, what else, ummm." As the child mumbled to himself he suddenly had a panic attack.

"Wait, wait. Calm down, first thing's first. Phew, I still have them." The child named Ed said to himself as he shoved his hands down his pants to check if he still had his balls, and thanked his lucky stars because he did.

"Alright with that done, some glass, ahh there." The child looked at the window to see his reflection, which showed the same face he was used to all his life, long black hair tied into a pony tail, with white tips, black bangs on the both sides of his face, and steel grey pupils staring glaring back at him, expect he now looked to be six years old.

*ROOOOOOOOOAR*

As Ed was checking himself out in the mirror he saw a giant fox in the distant roaring in anger, then all of a sudden he collapsed because of the pressure he was feeling.

"konohagakure, 3rd & 4th hokage, elemental nations giant nine tailed fox. I'm in narutoverse fuck."the child mumbled and cursed to himself silently as he could still feel the pressure.

All Edward could do was say "Fuck my life."