11 A LITTLE HELP
Oh my God... I knew that someday I would meet my nemesis.
That someday people would want me gone for good, it could be the Hokage or Danzo or Some other shitty chunin who's the brother I beat up a week ago but never did I except this...
"Alright kids remember that next week is your annual examination to pass your general subjects and I expect the best from you, anyone below 50 will be giving extra time which means the whole summer so fire up alright," said Iruka sensei as I could already feel the mocking laughter coming from everyone in the future to my current present.
"Hahaha, a prodigy, more like a dumb muscle idiot he is"
"He does not even know such simple subjects, I guess that's how he is so strong, only focusing on his physical aspect, mph"
"Man, I can't believe I wanted to be his friend"
"I can't believe he was such a loser"
"STOOOOOOOP IIIIT" I shouted
"Huh! what is it Dai, do you have any questions?"
"Nothing sensei" I sit down
'Phew, it was all a dream, hahaha '
"What happened Dai-san you are sweating"
"Nothing just had a bad dream," I said
to the worried classmate...ain't he the one who said 'Man, I can't believe I wanted to be his friend' or something like that, hmph I don't wanna see this cheap shot again
'Ehhh, Uhhhh why is he glaring at me like that, I hope he does not beat me up...again' thought the random classmate
Random thoughts aside, I need to look for a way to learn the whole year's course in a week or I am a goner
as I was thinking about how to pass the exams a certain pineapple haired guy who was sitting ahead of me caught my eyes
"Shikamaru and I are friends...maybe he will teach me a thing or two about it"
I mumbled to myself.
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"Nope"
"Cooomeee on, maaaaaan!"
"Never"
"Buuuut whhyyyyyy"
"too taxing"
"It's just a little bit of studying"
"Ask someone else"
Looks like I overestimated our friendship, bastard, lazy bastard, pineapple bastard, lazy pineapple bastard hope he gets a shit ton of work to do by his father, hahahahaha"
Choji was no good since I needed someone likely to get at least 80 percent to even understand a little
Let's try Ino.....and I think I have just the thing that would make her work for it, hehe
A PICTURE OF A SNORING PORCUPINE NAMED SASUKE.
As soon as I took the pic out, as if she could smell it she came running at me...huh what the hell where did the pink head come from..... um, umu I underestimated this epic grade item.
"How did you get this?"
"Give it to me"
"No, it's mine"
""mine""
"Shut up. both of you, for now, its mine..but it can be yours"
Hah! look who's back and an extra person, this is sakura I have seen her fawning over assume as well
who am I kidding, of course, I know she loves Sasuke
"I don't care who gets it, you can decide that between you two, what I care about is which one of you is going to prepare me for my exams..sooo"
After some time quarreling among themselves, they decided to teach me half an hour each, just like that a week passed and I think I really improved my self...i became more intelligent them the both of them and that is thanks to my Trifecta skill which is awesome, to say the least.
"So now give us the picture"
"yes be done with it already.iIhope Sasuke does not think I am interested in you or anything"
"Oh you mean this picture"
"Yes"
Although I think I am a carefree person I have some limits as well and these two have been cursing at me a lot these past seven days so I think I am going to get back at them real good now, hehe
*Tear tear tear tear*
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"...."
*Sakura.exe has been erased from existence*
*Ino.exe has stopped working*
'RUN' I pick up speed as I leave dust clouds behind me, hahaha
I think I got them good, though now they might not let me sleep in class
Rumors spread in the village that two demons were running amok in the village slicing up anything that had purple on it later being arrested by a genin team, though the team suffered injuries
=Next day=
"Alright class , time for your papers"
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"Hayo!it feels so lonely at the top"
I say as I look at my exam papers
100/100
piece of cake
I think I underestimated my genius,I should have studied by myself
