5 8 YEARS OLD

Today is a very special day for me... You know since it's my first time.. *Blush*

Sorry the wrong novel, ahem ahem, so today is a very special day for me since I am turning ing 8 years old, I will finally be able to use my skill for the first time, I dont know why but I think the skill will activate once midnight passes and there is a long time before that happens

I do what I usually do, get up and wash my face, do a run around the village with weights on, it has been rather lonely lately since Naruto stopped running with me but I get it.

'I hope he is not in a mess....which is a lot harder than you think when the whole village wants to tap your ass with a spear lol.'

"Good morning granny chip"

"My my, you are such a. early bird "

"Good morning Yoshio"

"Cough cough...you too"

the people in my neighborhood are very nice and everyone is linked to each other one way or the other so I think of them as my people as well

"Good morning Aizawa"

"..."

"So how is your dance business going, you making them moves"

"..."

"..Nevermind these people are a bunch of old books that don't know the greatness of I, the next God of Shinobi, muahahahahahha"

*Steps on a stone*

*BAM*

*Falls face-first on bird poop*

*Sob* *Sob* *sob*

sniff...I am not crying,haahaa nothing happened just some mud in my eyes that's all,

Anyways after cleaning my face to get rid of the bi-mud I return home and help my mother with the housework before going to the market where my father has a small curry rice shop which is going very well.

I decided to help my dad with the work since I am physically more fit than him and because I am a filial son.....

=Flash back no jutsu=

"Son help me take care of the shop, everyone, in a while"

"Nope I have much important work to do, hmph"

"Please"

"Naaaadaaaa, never "

"Ohh is that so...guess I will have to give this hundred ryo to someone else then"

*Swiiiiish* *Grab*

"Dad it's time you let your filial son do some work as well"

=Flash back no jutsu ends=

Cough cough...hey I have some needs too, you think I got this weighted equipment from out of thin air.

"Ohh young Dai you are back, how much did you sell for this time, haha"

"Who do you think I am, huh, I am an honorable person, I never sell myself short...I got a whole 200 ryo this time, fumu fumu"*imitates chibi fairy noises to look cute but comes out stupid*

Praise me praise me, hahaha

"..."

"So cheap, Or is it just that prostitutes have become an expensive commodity nowadays hahaha"

"...." *Sniff*

I ain't crying it's just the heat, hah...ha.ha

[Dai.exe has stopped working]

[Injecting worthless famous people quotes]

[Reboot successful]

"Yeah well, for you that's true, hahaha after all your whole family looks like pigs who eat all day, Choji"

"...." *Choji looks at the chubby as f purple boy in front of him with a dubious gaze

Guess I roasted him too hard this time, so much that he has stopped working, sigh, me and my over smart ass.

After talking with Choji who is also going to enroll in the academy with me the next month since he is of age. Yes this is the Choji of the canon, at the start, I saw him fainted on the road and thought he was sick but all he needed was some food, something to do with his families hidden jutsu

we became good friends later on, though I did not have him meet Naruto simply because there was no chance for him to meat Naruto who I now call whiskers because I was able to meet him in our last match because of some happy coincidences

In the evening I was finally free and decided to go to Naruto's place for some games and stuff.

after walking for some time I arrived at his apartment, honestly, it's just enough I'm for someone to survive...I also bring him the leftover curry rice which he thinks is the fourth-best food in his life which is not a surprise since the only things he has eaten so far is Fish, Junk, Ramen, Milk, Rotten Milk, Berries that are poison to the stomach so I believe the fourth place is not a surprise.

As I was about to leave his place, he called put to me

"Here, take this...from me"

I looked at my hands, it was a handmade paint bomb, the ones he uses to gain attention from the civilians

"I know it's not much but I made them especially for you, hehe"

As I looked at the packet I could not help but smile widely and hug him, I am very blessed to be born in this world that is destined to doom, even though it's not like my previous one but I have gained more in these couple of years then what I gained in my whole life in the previous life.

my thoughts further strengthened when at night they lit up a candle with a simple but tasty cake for me and gave me gifts, nothing grand, just some clothes and stuff but it's the thought that counts for me so I am happy.

I checked the time and it was finally midnight so I saw my status

[Status]

Name :Dai kurosaki

Age : 8

Rank :Genin

power level:Genin

Unique skill: Skill maker

Skill: Housework MAX

Cooking :8

ninja basics:5

Tough:5

Fight:5