Black Menma part 2

Naruto is massaging Alternate Hinata's barefoot.

" Thanks Menma....." Alternate Hinata said.

" Don't forget mine." Alternate Tenten said.

" Mine too." Alternate Sakura said.

" Mine too." Alternate Ino said.

Then, Alternate Temari showed up.

" Hey! Mind if I joined you in the bed!" Alternate Temari said.

Naruto deadpanned.

" Temari of the Sand." Naruto said.

" Come on Menma." Alternate Temari said. " Just don't lagged me behind."

Meanwhile, back at Hokage's Office....

" TEMARI TOO!!!" Sakura exclaimed.

" Oh no...." Ino said. " Naruto kissed Hinata's barefoot."

" Yikes. Disgusting." Sakura said.

Hinata's face went red.

" Naru kissed my barefoot...." Hinata said.

" Calm yourself Hinata." Neji said.

" Calm...Calm...calm blue ocean." Hinata said as she calmed herself then grew a tick mark. " THEN GET THE HELL NARUTO OUT OF THAT DIMENSION RIGHT NOW!!!"

" Hinata. Don't get too furious." Tenten said. " Wait a minute, did Naruto drink too much sake."

Everyone watched the image of Naruto got drunk along with Alternate Temari and the others after drinking too much wine.

" What a drunken drag....." Shikaku and Shikamaru were both said.

" You called that a prophecy." Tsunade said.

" Oh boy." Jiraiya said. " Narufox is totally messed up."

" We have to do something before Hinata have another tick marks on her head." Ino said.

" Otherwise, Hinata would become an irrelevant thug." Kiba said.

Hinata grew a tick mark.

" An irrelevant thug....." Hinata said. She takes off her sandals and placed her right barefoot on Kiba's face.

" What the hell....." Kiba said.

Shino deadpanned.

" That's for calling Hinata irrelevant thug idiot." Shino said.

Back at the Alternate Universe, Naruto is about to head back to his home.

" We'll see you later Naruto." Alternate Sakura, Alternate Ino, Alternate Tenten, Alternate Hinata and Alternate Temari were both said as they left. Naruto sighed as he woke his head up.

" What am I thinking of being a drunken fox?!" Naruto said. " Now this dimension gets more weirder than I supposed. I better checked my house."

Naruto ran into the house.

" So this is where I used to live." Naruto said. " I better check it out."

Naruto entered and saw an angry Alternate Kushina.

" WHERE THE HELL ARE YOU FOR NOT BEING ABLE TO RETURNED HOME LAST NIGHT MENMA?!!!!" Alternate Kushina growled angrily.

" What the hell?!" Naruto exclaimed.

Meanwhile, back at the original world.

" Is that Naruto's proud momma?!" Kiba exclaimed.

" Yep." Hinata said. " She is Naruto's momma."

Tsunade deadpanned.

" I don't get it. Why would everyone would ever call Naruto 'Menma' in that dimension?"

" That doesn't make sense." Inoichi said.

" I'll told you that the dimension Naruto was trapped is more chaotic, tempted, womaning and perverting. " Ino said.

" I don't see Naruto do something pervert in that dimension." Hinata said. " But I doubt Alternate Neji does."

Neji deadpanned.

" I just hope that I'm not worse." Neji said.

" Are you sure about that Neji?" Rock Lee asked.

" Lee. Why are you staring at me?" Neji asked as Hinata looks at Neji. " Lady Hinata, you shouldn't be worry, we can find the way to get Naruto out of the dimension before Alternate Hinata is getting puffed because of her bigger bosom."

Hinata grew a tick mark.

" Bigger bosom....." Hinata said.

" NEJI! You are a super pervert!!!" Tenten exclaimed.

Neji woke himself up.

" What am I thinking of saying that?" Neji said.

" One more word or I will becoming Psycho Hinata." Hinata said.

Shino and Kiba were deadpanned.

" Psycho Hinata...." Shino and Kiba were both said.

Meanwhile, Naruto finished eating four bowls of ramen and start washing his bowls.

" Man. I wish my parents are still alive in my original world." Naruto said. " This dimension made me feel like lonely again. How long do I need to stay here?"

Later, Lee visted Naruto.

" Hey Menma! Why don't we go to the bath house?" Alternate Rock Lee asked.

" Sounds like an idea." Naruto said. " Mom, dad. I'm gonna go visit my friends."

" Don't be late Menma or I'll be as pissed as hell." Alternate Kushina said.

" Try not to be late." Alternate Minato said.

" I will." Naruto said.

At the bath house, Alternate Neji is perverting at the ladies bathroom.

" WHAT IN THE NAME OF THE HEAVEN!!!" Alternate Hinata shouted. " NEJI, YOU PERVERT!!! I'LL KILL YOU!!!"

Back at the original world, Neji nosebleed.

" WHAT IN THE NAME OF SHINOBI?!!!" Neji exclaimed.

Hinata grew a tick mark.

" NEJI...." Hinata said.

Neji ran off.

" I'M GOING TO KILL YOU!!!" Hinata growled as she chased Neji.

" Shino. Kiba. Seize Hinata." Tsunade said.

Shino and Kiba ran off and tries to seized Hinata while choking Neji.

" Let me go!" Hinata said.

" Don't." Shino said. " Don't get tempted by that idiotic images."

" Hinata. Try not to kill Neji. You'll end up seven years bad luck." Kiba said.

" BECAUSE I'M THE PSYCHO HINATA!!!" Hinata exclaimed.

" YIKES!!!" Shino and Kiba exclaimed as Hinata chases them all around the Hokage's Office.

" What a drag...." Shikamaru said.

Kakashi deadpanned.

" That looks more worse." Kakashi said.