1 Meeting with God after my death

(Thoughts)

[Expressions and actions]

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Totally blank, full of darkness, I'm now in a void looks like space. Totally unaware that some one is watching me, even though I cannot watch myself being only an consciousness after my death.

???: (Another soul. Haaaa. This son of mine will be the death of me. Ma Ma what can I do I love him a lot.) Welcome to the void my child.

Me: ??[Turning around]Woah.

The place which was totally dark is now blindingly bright.....wait its not the place its a person making the place bright.

A few minutes of complete silence.

???: Ahem. It's rude to stare and not to talk.

Me: Ohh. Haha sorry.[Completely Embarrassed]

???: Now child. You are dead.

Me: Yeah I know. You can be a little sympathetic, you know.

???: (DOES HE KNOW WHO I AM!!!!)Sorry my child it's been a long time since I conversed with a mortal.[Totally angry on the inside and calm on the outside]

Me: So, you are God, right?

???: (!!!) Yes.

Me: And?

God: (IS HE SERIOUS!!!!)Do you remember how you died?

Me: Hmm.....Yep.

{Flashback no jutsu}

I am your ordinary common middle class man, not noticed by anyone in my neighborhood or in my job. I am an orphan with no special talents or anything. My whole life was average. The only thing in my whole life I enjoyed was watching anime like Naruto, Dragon Ball, etc.

One day, while walking home after work I saw what no living person saw. The legendary Truck kun.

{End of Flashback no jutsu}

God: You are un usually calm for being dead.

Me: I have nothing to miss in that life. (He said it has been a long time to talk with a mortal. Why talk with me? I am just your ordinary daily guy....Wait a minute) So, I'm dead because of your mistake right?

God: (Is he serious? I can fucking read his thoughts.) I can read your thoughts.

Me: [Looking away] I don't know what you are taking about.[Whistling]

God: [With a Deadpan look] Are you serious?

Me: Okay okay yeah I had a doubt.

God: [Slightly amused] You are a smart one. Yes your death is not natural.

Me: I knew it. You are the reason I died. [Happy that he can expect compensation.]

God: No.

Me: Oh.[With a sad tone]

God: It was my son's fault. He accidentally dropped his toy on you. So I am thinking of helping you.

Me: Really (OH YEAH!!!!)

God: (!!!) Anyway, you can reincarnate in any world you want and I can give you 3 wishes.

Me: Even anime world.

God: Yes. Even as an existing character or a new one.

He goes in thinking mode for a while.

Me: Will I get a system outside of my wishes.

God: No. You can ask one in your wish.

Me: Damn, okay I want to be reincarnated as Naruto in an alternate version of narutoverse in which Naruto dies 1 year before his graduation with all my memories intact. For my wishes, 1. I need an ultimate system with an AI in it. 2. Since I am the prince of Uzumaki clan I am its legacy, so I want all Knowledge of Seals and Fuinjutsu of past, present and those lost in history. 3. My system must have a special shop which create anything I want by giving the descriptions with the help of AI.

The void was silent for a while.

Me: God?

God: Yes I'm here. Your character and memories is okay. Your first wish is okay. For your second wish you will get all knowledge of Seals and Fuinjutsu, but only knowledge you have to work for it to achieve it. for your third wish you can have a special shop but there are limitations for it, your AI will give you notifications and explain it. I will not make you an OP and all.

Me: (Oh come on I have to work from beginning, Again!!!)

God: Take it or Leave it!!![With menacing voice]

Me: You don't have to shout this is my first time in reincarnation you know.[Without any fear for God]

God: (Did my son choose him to annoy me or something)

Me: Okay I am ready. Bye God.

God: Hmm.(Don't ever come back here)

There was a sudden pull in my back which looks a black hole. I went in with exitement for my life as Naruto, Uzumaki Naruto.(Hahahahaha)