9 Lending Some Skills To A Yellow Blob!

Chapter 9: Lending Some Skills To A Yellow Blob!

Jutsu of the day:

<Giveaway no Jutsu>.

Courtesy of Yours Truly

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[Previously on NaRUS?]

I remembered some commercial from Earth that said something like, "Life Insurance is like a parachute – If you don't have it when you need it, you will never need it again!"

Those are wise words, WISE, WORDS! I tell ya.

Anywhoo~

Being stared at like some hobo on a stripping pole, we finally made it to the Old Pedo's Office.

I smirked looking at the upturned basket shaped building.

"Alright minions! It's time to meet the Oldie Baldy!"

I swear I heard my minions cheer. Na-uh! It wasn't my imagination at all.

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Outside the Hokage Tower, Konoha

[Mitsu]

Alrighty! Let us see what shenanigans we can create here.

I was plotting a lot of things in my mind, and I mean a loooot of things~

Maybe I will give the useless pinky some OP jutsu, to see how she changes? Maybe I will give Mizuki Hemorrhoids as well? I mean, I can find all sorts of diseases in the slums, ya know. Maybe, just maybe, I will give the one-eyed loony, lactation… Umu,umu! Not the worst idea I've got today.

*Hypothetical Headpats*

As we inched closer to the entrance of the tower, I saw a certain yellow blob wrapped in orange walking out. Wheeeew!

That sure was anti-climactic…

I thought I would meet the furball container later in some dramatic way. Well, he hasn't noticed me yet, so I can still do that. Some silver linings I guess.

Now, let me see.

Invoke <Appraisal>.

*Ding*

Name: Uzumaki Naruto

Title: Jinchuriki, Demon spawn

Occupation: Jinchuriki.

[A/N: Yes apparently being the container is a job. Comes with an insurance plan, lodging and everything *giggle*]

-Rank: Total Suppression

Bloodline: Uzumaki Clan, Otsutski Yang

Age: 6 years. [ A/N: Naruto is about two and a half months younger than MC]

Level: 9 - Speciality: End

Chakra: 95,241 (Suppressed)

Status Ailment:

Hosting an external life form.

Skills:

<Common Sense, Rank- E, Lv- 3

[A/N: I haven't introduced this on the other ones because come on, common sense should be apparent in most people. Even if they didn't have proper common sense, it didn't need to be shown. But for extremely dumb people I will show it.]

Trap making, Rank- D, Lv- 6

General Knowledge, Rank-C, Lv- 1

Unrelenting Entrancement, Rank- SS, Lv- 1>

Jutsu: None

Holy Macaroni stuffed in a Panini! What the frickidy Frick is <Unrelenting Entrancement>?

And a Lv- SS skill at that? Wait!

Unrelenting umm means not stopping and entrance means making people like you right? Gah, golly!

That's the God Tier <Talk no Jutsu> people talk about!

It turned out to be a skill instead.

No, no! It's the PLOT ARMOR! Umu,umu, that makes more sense.

And why the hell is it level 1? Shouldn't it be a passive skill? Let me see.

*Ding*

< Unrelenting Entrancement:

A skill unique to the heroes of the era. It's a skill that cannot be cultivated or inherited. It causes the person whom the wielder is speaking to, to develop an unforgettable impression of. With the increase in level, the wielder's influence while talking will keep growing. Active skill. Doesn't require chakra to activate. Unique to Uzumaki Naruto. >

Oh, now that's an amazing skill! Sorry bud, let me stea- *cough* borrow the ability for a bit.

Invoke <Cut>

*Ding*

….

The what?...

DAMN IT! YOU MEAN TO SAY I HAVE TO GIVE UP ON SUCH A JUICY SKILL, BECAUSE OF SOME DUMB LEVEL?....

I took a deep breath and calmed down instantly due to <Gamer's Mind.>

And started rationalizing.

Yes, that makes sense, it's a Rank- SS skill, similar to <Copy>, which even the Sissy couldn't use. Of course, it wouldn't be easy to swipe it, sighhh! It's swiper, no swiping for me today…

Aww, maaaan!

But, it didn't say I couldn't 'borrow' it later when I had enough level and chakra! There isn't any restriction saying this cannot be cut. But just that I don't have enough.

And let's face it. It's good that the kid keeps the plot armor. Or he might die before he turns ten. From all the stupid stuff he does, I am surprised he hasn't died yet.

'But don't worry little yellow blob, I the magnanimous Third Prince of Fire, your future lord! Will grant you some skills. So you can cause some shenanigans in my name!'

I said to myself as I searched for skills to give away. I kinda feel like an youtuber giving stuff away for their 100 thousand subscriptions. Well, I do like the kid's creativity in pranking. He has a skill in trap making. It was even at level 6, damn…

So I picked a few skills that will make things easier for the yellow squirt, while making things more fun for me.

Chosen skills,

<Hide presence, Rank- D, Lv- 8>, I got this from the ROOT dude. I don't need to hide my presence for now anyways. I ain't into any of those kinks where I need to infiltrate places. The only thing I will be infiltrating is... *cough* I mean I have my minions for that shit!

<Cooking, Rank- C, Lv- 5>, I got it from one of the older maids, who used me to enter my mom's bedchamber to steal jewelry. Huh! Not in this young master's watch!! I got her good *giggle*, I simply glued her to the spot while she was opening my mom's ring cabinet. Yeee, mom has a whole Closet full of jewelry. She is really spendthrift in that regard. But being rich beyond comparison can do that to one, ya know.

Anyways the fat maid got caught red-handed, while being stuck to the cabinet.

And I stole all her skills. Huhuhuhu, even as a child I was such a hero. Umu,umu.

The last thing I gave him was a Jutsu, that I had no need of, <Shurikenjutsu, Rank-D, Lv-7>, This will make him stand out a bit more in class, and not to mention it will also get him more attention from a certain emo kid. His one turuuue love!

Why didn't I give him common sense? Well, duh! For one, I don't have an extra of that skill on me right now, ya know. The skills can't stack on top of itself. If I borrow a higher level one, then the lower one will be replaced.

Sure as hell I ain't gonna give up my common sense. It's precious, everyone should buy it. Makes you feel pretty!

And, I didn't just give him some random plebes common sense, simply because, if he had common sense, then the story won't be fun anymore. Hehehehe…

Yes, go my un-baptized minion, sow the seed of shenanigans, in my great country!

*Applying Cut & Paste*

"<Giveaway no Jutsu>" I shouted in my mind!

Soon I saw, Naruto falling down while clutching his head. I am sure he will be fine~ He has the fur ball to keep him alive after all! Not to mention the cheat plot armor.

But, I should be careful with other people.

Losing memories isn't that bad until someone points it out. I mean if you lost some memories, you sure as hell won't remember that, come on.

But gaining unknown memories is a whole different aspect. It only gives you the process on how you acquired the skill.

But not show any people or items involved with the acquisition. But all the pain and hard work, you will feel it all. It works kind of like Shadow Clone's experience sharing. But in a much larger scale.

As each, and every skill, requires countless hours to achieve. Not to mention the one with higher levels.

Now that I think about it. I can just kill people by pasting a crap load of skills on them. Hehehe! Now that's another thought for the future~ [A/N: Ahem *cough*]

I chuckled lightly, gaining a few questioning gazes from my minions. Then I proceeded to enter the Basket.

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Hokage's Office-

[Hiruzen]

Sigh! So one of the royals is coming back to Konoha.

*Letting out smoke*

And it's the third prince, who is hailed as a prodigy among the cultural arts and was reported to have massive chakra reserves.

If not knowing Kaneko and Shijimi personally, I would've thought the child might be someone from the Clans. foooo~

Taking another deep breath, I looked through the letter that the Fire Daimyo sent me. It simply said,

'Let the prince study and make friends. Make sure he isn't alone. And not to dare compel him to be a ninja.'

The last bit is probably from Madam Shijimi. I can write essays on how much of waste it is to leave someone so talented, not become a ninja. The child could become the second Minato.

But, we Kages need to respect the Feudal Lords, or the system might fall apart.

*Stamp*

I stamped (Approved) on the application, of the young prince and peered out. There I noticed a child, three men and an army of maids walking towards the Hokage Tower. The child made a few hand movements, and the army bowed and moved toward Hokage Mountain. The oldest man, dressed as a samurai, followed them.

This must be the young prince. The pride of Fire country…

When he was nearing the building I saw him studying Naruto who left my office half an hour ago..

'Hmm. Why was Naruto inside the tower for so long? 'Maybe he met Iruka.

I brushed it off and waited for the prince to come. But I was curious and wanted to know why he was looking at young Naruto like that. I will ask him later.

"Entering like a Normal Person!" I heard a childlike voice spouting some nonsense as he walked in.

He came in and looked directly at me and waited a second, as if he had noticed something. He noted something mentally.

After that,

He greeted me with impeccable manners.

He sure was the prodigious prince. He needs proper guidance.

I will have a good talk with him.

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[A/N: The MC will plot to get into Naruto's good side. As for how he will do it. Stay tuned to find out!]

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