A Wild Tobi Appeared!

Edited By: Jetstorm

[A/N: Ah! A complete Mitsu POV chapter, so there are BS *Kaching* welp this is a Jetstorm edited version. So might not be as BSing? Idk lets find out!]

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Chapter 40: A Wild Tobi Appeared!

Jutsu of the day:

<Recruitment no Jutsu>

Courtesy of Yours truly

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Time: The morning after the Raikage incident

Mitsu's Bedroom

[Mitsu]

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'What the frick is this?'

You fricking Sissy! This is your doing isn't it.... What am I supposed to do with this….

Why do I sound upset?

WELL, I WILL TELL YOU WHY!'

*Points at a huge coffin and a figure dancing inside the room*

I sighed.

To understand what happened, we need to go a bit back.

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~*Flashback No Jutsu*~

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I was in my bed getting ready to sleep after a wonderful night of shenanigans while remembering the beautiful performance of my clones.

'My clones have really done it this time. Hehhe!'

I was having a blast recalling the bald head of the Raikage.

'Damn! That dude can star in AV's now. Maybe, I made him more popular. Umu, umu, he should really thank me!

Welp, that was enough shenanigans for a year. I will laze around for the rest of the vacation. I might even find the furball to pull a prank on the Oldie.

[E/N: Flag alert!]

Yah that sounds like a plan. Okay, now time to sleep.'

As I was about to fall asleep…

A figure materialized in my room. It had no presence whatsoever, as if the figure was one with nature.

I only knew a few beings that could do this.

And my best bet was…

I smiled as I looked at the direction of the figure.

"So Guruguru… seem like you've finally come for answers." I stated nonchalantly.

My vision was fixed on the hooded figure.

I already knew that he would come one day. But where his allegiance would be, I wasn't sure.

I for one, knew the being was powerful given his longevity and experience through the first era of Ninshu.

He is one of the most knowledgeable beings, right after the Sages of course.

But sadly…

His personality…

"Ya hooooo~ Tobi is back! I brought giftsss… Ummm, wait a secooooond! TADAAA~! No wait, TADAAAAAA! Here you go! premium poop drawing. It took me 3 days to make!

Do you like it? Do you looove it?...

….

…

…" The figure kept on babbling all sorts of nonsense.

My head started hurting…

I really wanted to throw him out the window but controlled myself…

I sensed that my minions were about to come check on me… So I created a clone and sent it out.

I sighed…

Then slowly asked Tobi while rubbing my temples,

"Tobi… First of all, I don't want your poop drawing, if you can make thigh drawings, I will consider it!

Second, What the frick are you here for?

Third, Why are you dancing…." I asked Tobi while I was still sane.

To my surprise, Tobi stopped dancing and calmed down. And for the first time in my life, I heard Tobi speaking without moving around like a lunatic.

"Child. You know why Tobi is here. Tobi wants to know. Tell Tobi how you know."

'I guess he wants to know about Kaguya.' I thought.

"What exactly do you want to know? About what you are? About Madara? The Reeeeeaaaal Madara! Or maybe your best friend Black Zetsu? Or should I call him Kaguya's Will manifestation?" I said each sentence slowly with an uninterested visage. But when I spoke about Black Zetsu and Kaguya, I smiled.

'As I thought… He can't handle the name…' I saw Tobi clutching his head and going into fetal position.

"No, no, no, Kaguya is sealed. And Black Zetsu is one of us! One of the many people who were enslaved by the tree. How can he. No.." Tobi seemed afraid. He was in denial.

For some reason, I felt pity for this unusual being.

So I said slowly, "Just think about it. You have seen him since you got out of the statue. He knows so much about everything. And most importantly, all the perfected artificial humans like yourself are white, yet he is black.

[E/N: I think this is A/U bullshit…]

[A/N: It's not all BS, as Zetsu did tell Madara these were artificial humans created from the Hashirama DNA and the tree]

And most importantly,

Do you feel the same kinship with him?

Aren't all Zetsus made from the same cells? Heh!

I know that Blackie lied to Madara and all the Zetsus. But you my dear Spirally loon,

You retained some of the nightmarish memories!

And I know that you still want to live in denial, and believe in Madara's plan. But, sorry, my little poop enthusiastic friend, but Madara's plan won't work. Blackie is manipulating him, similar to how he manipulated all other victims of Kaguya.

And you already know that, don't you? Even if you are not sure, you should still have some vague idea."

"No, no, Madara wants to give all human equality and a chance at happiness. He wants to create a new world, a better world.

I wanted to see that world. Where everyone's desire comes true... " Tobi spoke in hysteria.

"Sigh! I can't believe I'm saying these words.

But yes,

There is no such thing as a perfect world.

We are made with imperfections. The only thing that's eternal and perfect in this world is the fact that every being is imperfect.

So all I can say is that, the plan you and your boss want to cook up, will fail.

There will never be a perfect world.

And through your wasted endeavor, the world might end." I said while admiring the moon.

"Why? Why do you say that? Why do you think the eye of the moon plan won't work?" Tobi asked, rushing me to answer.

"Simply because the plan itself is flawed. It's a ploy by Blackie to revive his … 'Mother', Kaguya the rabbit goddess." I looked at him and answered with a mocking expression.

Tobi looked dejected.

From what I remember in the Anime… Tobi was sadistic and crazy, but also kind-hearted.

'That's one heck of a combo right there. Daymn duda!

But this is perfect. A guy who actually wants the benefit of humankind, who is also knowledgeable about the world, and not to mention totally mental, is a perfect candidate for being my shadow guard, hohohoho. I need to catc- *cough* recruit him!'

I thought about what to say.

And decided to use the cards against humanity approach.

[A/N: If you guys don't know the game, you might wanna check it out. Just google 'Cards against humanity.']

"Tobi, don't be dejected. Just complete my sentences for me.

If I had the chance to give people food, I would…. ?" I waited for him to finish the sentence.

"I would give it." Tobi said tilting his head.

"Good. If I had the chance to save a person's life, I would… ?" I continued.

"I would save it." Tobi said while clapping his hands.

"Alright, very good.

Now, if I had the chance to do both of those things, but on a much larger scale by working for someone else, then I would….?" I asked, smiling.

But Tobi didn't answer.

I wasn't surprised or anything.

'Tobi lacked common sense, yes, but he still lived a long life. He might not understand the full implications of what I was doing, but he should at least feel a bit suspicious.' I thought as I waited for his answer.

"Child….

Are you…. ummm, Etto~

Can you say that again? Tobi couldn't keep up! Tehee~" Tobi said, acting like a shy school girl.

'... Nevermind. I think this was the wrong approach…' I sighed in my mind.

"I will ask you simply then. Work for me, Tobi. Be my shadow. I can't promise to make the world perfect.

But I can promise you this.

I will not let it get any worse than it already is.

I know that you adored Madara's ideology. But honestly, Madara was too delusional after losing his kin. And till the end of his life, was manipulated by Blackie.

So serve me Tobi. You might actually find a place in this world for yourself." I said while looking at him seriously.

Tobi didn't take long and nodded, "Tobi agrees, Tobi already felt familiarity from you, child.

Tobi's gut says to trust you, so Tobi will trust you.

Oh, and I have another gift for you. Taaada!"

*Thud*

My head started aching….

In front of me…

Was a big assed Casket…

"CAN I NOT CATCH A BREAK? DAMN YOU SISSY!"

~*Flash Back Jutsu Loses Chakra*~

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[A/N:

Hey there, beautiful people!!! We are almost at the end of this volume, the next 2 chapters will be showing interaction between some cuties, and finally this will come to an end with the graduation. So stay tuned for more.

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