19 A Change in the Script!
Chapter 18: A Change in the Script
Jutsu of the day:
<Changing Script no Jutsu>
Courtesy of the Placebo... erm Cockroach umm whatever effect!!
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Daimyo's Mansion
[Mitsu]
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'The month of April. The glorious month when pink blossoms are in full bloom.
A month when people lie to peep at panties. Umu,umu.
This is a month full of love and full of youth. And youth…
I frowned as the word kept repeating in my head. Youth?
Suddenly, a green suited man with weird eyebrows jumped out of nowhere and started shouting, YOUUUUUUUUTH!!!!'
*Sturggle.. shrug.. fhoosh*
I jerked up from my sleep.
After that I looked around hurriedly and sighed in relief… That was only a nightmare… Thank SISSY!
I noticed that I was sweating more than a certain SimpSon.
*Phooo*
Why did I have that weird nightmare…
Now that I think about it,
Well, the reason was simple really.
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After my display at the academy, a certain bushy brows started pestering me for mock battles…
His reasonings were solid!
'Mitsu-kozo! Let us fight! In the name of YOOOOUUUUTHHH!'
Umu,umu, perfect reasoning…. PERFECT REASONING MY ASS!!....
*Sigh*
I noticed it was almost dawn. So I got up from my bed and went to take a bath.
While I was enjoying the warm water on my skin, I started thinking back on the happenings of the last few weeks…
~*Flashback no Jutsu*~
The day after making a deal with the wicky Fugi, a shaggy haired Uchiha arrived at my door.
'Well, if it wasn't Shisui of the body flicker himself!'
I looked at him with a smile... but...
Well, I would have been really happy to see my new minion, if not for the extra baggage he brought home…
I seriously wondered,
'Was this a buy one get one offer? Buy an Uchiha and get a weirdo?'
My eyes twitched as I stared at a happy-go-lucky, looking Gai standing with Shisui...
A bit too happy for my taste…
I looked seriously at Shisui while pointing at the green man, "Can I return this to the store?"
Silence and an awkward face was all Shisui responded with.
While the green suited maniac, gave his good guy pose while smiling with his shining white teeth.
Damn!!… I covered my eyes!
Those things can deflect the sunrays, and can be used as flash bangs... I might teach him that soon...
Anyway, the bushy browed wanted to fight me right away, to compare our Taijutsu skills.
Asking a prince for such a thing....
My eyes twitched. While I could see Fuzzy holding his breath to not laugh. Grrr...
Feeling my braincell count was dropping...
I ordered my minions to put this freak in a bag and FedEx him to Kumo.... Do we have FedEx here?
I wouldn't be surprised as the technology are so similar and so over the place here...
But I only earned a hearty laugh in return....
"Sigh!"
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And since then… I have added a new stalker on my stalkers list... It kept on growing...
They might make a club out of it soon.
No, no, they definitely WILL make a club soon! I felt a premonition that, things weren't ever going to be quiet from now on…
There goes my relaxing tea time. ...
*sobs*
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Other than that incident at the academy, everything else has been normal.
The people started admiring but fearing me.
Well, after that little display, it would be hard for normal people to look me in the eye. But that was only for the common squirts…
But, since that day, there had been two blondies pestering me more than Might Gai… At least these two didn't stalk me…. Or did they? I wouldn't know anymore... I stopped caring after Might Gai addition... I let Shisui's people skills to keep the stalker in check...
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One day in the academy~
"Mitsu-sama, will you have time after school today?" Said a very chirpy Ino-no.
If it was the me from my past life. The answer would be a straight yes. But something is telling me, this wasn't a good idea.
I wonder why? But I kicked the warning inside my head out the window, then smilingly nodded in response.
Getting a squeal from a very happy Ino...
The moment was cute, but.... Right then,
"Oi, Mitsu-deme, you aren't ignoring me today. You and I will have our fight!" That was the other blondie…
I gave him trapping skills to make shenanigans in the village, but why was he bugging me now…
I sniffed on my shirt... I didn't smell of any sweets... so why have I been gathering flies lately...
I like the furball and all because of his creativity in pranks. But I didn't want him to bug me...
Should I teach him how to make ramen? I mean he has the cooking skill I gave him. That might keep him busy?
And you have no idea how many times I have beat the crap outta him... for calling me Mitsu-deme…
But I really underestimated the plot armor skill and overestimated his intelligence…
He keeps coming back like a cockroach. That skill should've been named the great Cockroach Technique..
And thus my current academy life was simply, being stalked by Hinata from afar, whom I swear, I have tried to make join us.
Dealing with a very clingy yet annoying Ino, and the little yellow furball challenging me everyday in hopes of becoming Hokage.
Dudeee! That really isn't how the Hokage gig works.... But who would make him understand...
I WON'T VOTE FOR THIS LITTLE SHIT IF THIS KEEPS UP. I WILL SEE HOW HE BECOMES A KAGE…..
But I knew the plot armor will get every other person on his side. Well, I will give him the Hoe-kage spot. But I want him to first listen to me, before I even think about him as a candidate...
But recently I noticed that his common sense was growing a bit.
It jumped two levels already… was someone feeding him potions without my knowledge?
Well whateves, as long as he stops bugging me...
And that concludes the norm in my academy life.
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Well, I really have done it this time…
The placebo effect of me coming here, Wait!, it wasn't the placebo umm, it was something with bugs. The cockroach effect? Well whateves~
The change in the story started happening already.
And then~
Although the matter of Sasuke's treason, was kept under wraps with enough locks that would satisfy even Esbern. A certain Ninja spread the words.
And how do I know one of the Ninjas did it?
It's simply because Itachi reported to Hiruzen about his captain's aggression about the incident. And how he was later confronted…
That captain sure had some issues with the uchiha… Was he jealous of their looks or was he rejected by one of the dudes? Well it didn't matter much… As the shit was ought to happen, it just happened a bit faster...
Umu,umu, It has only accelerated the process of the events. This doesn't matter at all… LIKE HELL IT DOESN'T MATTER!
The citizens have been more displeased with the Uchiha than ever and Oldie Baldy called shaggy to keep an eye on Itachi like in the cannon.
People will start riots at this rate... My very being was compelling me to help the people...
This prince cosplay has really been integrated on me huh?
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~*Flashback no Jutsu loses Chakra*~
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But many things are different this time. There are literally no ROOTs around me or the academy. It was as if they have turned on ghost mode .
As for Danzo… My new little friend. Mr Shdow Clone No.1 and his trusty partner Shadow Clone No.2. [A/N: Thank you Fugi <3]
Have been henging themselves as ROOT operatives and infiltrated the facilities.
I got my informations from them. And with their plethora of skills that they have gained from me and being able to use all my ability as well... *giggle* I think you can guess what they have been upto...
Hint, I can probably open a certain skill store by now...
Danzo was out of the village for some time and had returned recently. But he caused a huge tantrum. And judging by his injuries, I can deduce that his and Slimey's date was wild.
I sure was a good match maker. That really will be my second job after being a prince!
*chuckle*
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Later in the evening~ Hoe-Kage's Office
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I confronted Shisui and Hiruzen, with enough data on the coup that made him twitch his eyes. Well knowledge of the Anime for the win, Bish~
At first Hiruzen didn't want me to know about the coup.
But too bad for oldie moldie. Yours truly, wants to be involved!
And the title of being the Prince of Fire did hold weight… And the oldie could only compromise as he knew this inflicted me as well.
Shisui kneeled to both Oldie and me, pleading for his clansman. I only kept mum and let the oldie talk.
And that was also when Shisui revealed his mangekyo ability to the oldie, that he acquired before joining my service…
The oldie didn't feel certain about all this, but he decided to give the Uchiha a chance. I didn't add my thoughts into this, because I knew how things would turn out.
I told Shisui to go try his idea in secret and not to reveal his location. As he might be noticed by the other rebels.
He nodded seriously while thanking us. He then flickered away.
As Shisui's departure left me and the oldie alone. I started playing my second agenda today.
I looked at the oldie and said, "Hokage-sama, I know you have been busy recently, I would like to invite you to my mansion tomorrow night for dinner. I would be entertaining a certain guest who might interest you as well!"
The oldie looked at me confusedly, but he politely agreed to pay a visit. It was mostly to discuss about the coup and for my protection. As the coup would drag me into the mix as well…
Oldie probably thought that the Uchiha might take me hostage and demand to make one of them Hokage using my life as a trading chip.
That would be the most logical thing to do for them, but they are driven by emotions, so.... who knows....
I then bid the oldie moldie farewell and walked out of the office.
As I was returning home, I was enjoying the evening sky up above.
I started organizing and revising the plan for greeting a one eyed lunatic tomorrow…. *Smile*
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Somewhere hidden!
[General]
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Danzo was looking hurriedly through a file. It contained confidential information, about a certain clan in Konoha.
It was kept and regularly updated by the ROOT.
And in that file, he found a certain Uchiha who had awakened the pinwheel eyes…
"Uchiha, Shisui..."
Danzo looked like a predator as he read the file.
He then asked one of his subordinates. "Have you figured out his ability yet?"
The ROOT Nin was frozen stiff as he knew a negative answer would probably get him killed. But he couldn't disobey orders. So he shook his head in denial.
*Thump… Crash*
"USELESS! ALL OF YOU ARE USELESS!
ONE OF YOU!! *pointing to a group kneeling* TELL ME NOW! WHERE IS THIS UCHIHA AT THE MOMENT?" He shouted
It didn't matter to him what abilities the eyes had. He was only frantic to get his hands on the eyes themselves…
A ROOT Nin quickly answered, "Danzo-sama, reporting, the Uchiha Shisui is currently staying with the third prince."
"That brat? Hmm, good… We will attack the mansion tomorrow night… And I will command that puppet to make it look like the Uchihas attacked him…
The tension I created for the Uchihas should be enough to make people believe that."
He said with a crazy look in his eyes. He didn't think of the plan with rational thinking... It was more of his instincts working for him.
Danzo was so engrossed in his search for another eye. That the most rational thing he could deduce was, attacking right at that moment, was a bad idea. Why he thought that? It was simply because his arm and eye were yet to be healed…
One of the ROOT Nin's in the shadows had an amusing smile.
As he glared at Danzo he thought.
'A senile Danzo… is a dead Danzo..'
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[A/N: Hello Frens!!! Sorry for my previous question answer chappie. But don't worry about that~ As we have better things to look forward to now!
Hohoho~ The plot has been changed due to the interference of a certain midget prince.. Kek~ Look forward to the next chapter! As it will be one of the defining chapters of the arc! I will finish the Uchiha thing in 2 chapters. I hope..
And OMG! Every one of you guys are awesome! Already within the top seventies! And I remember we started a day later, on Monday for the power chippies!
And if possible, do leave a review if you are liking the story. I like the current rating as it has 69 on it. But there could be one more person rating a 1 because the MC has OP skills and the story will go downhill because he has the said skills @@
I did have many people's support on deleting the first such review but I don't want to become that kind of author. Freedom of bullshittery is the motto of MC after all.
Umu,umu, so please help me drown those kinda reviews in the name of Shenanigans!!.
The next chapter will be upped when I do proper editing. As I want to make it a big chapter.
Stay tuned! And there will be an illustration for the next one!]
