14 Live, Laugh, Love, Violence

We are here and I must say, it is barren.

I need to have Teemo with Yun Che, he needs to correct Yun Che's behavior.

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New Quest!

Title of Quest: What is this? A wuxia novel?

Prevent Yun Che and Jasmine from provoking anybody!

Rewards: ???

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<In their past world, everyone is so easily provoked that they even glare at each other, a young master will say to give them your women, money, and other valuables.>

Sounds like hell.

I look at one of the stalls that sells mask and buy a red fox mask. I buy it with the money I recieved from the bandits and search the town.

I search around with the others for a publisher. I need to get rid of the 1000 copies of Boku No Pico. I found and talk to the lady at the desk.

"Hello, I have this novel that I would like to publish, my younger sister made it." I say while handing her a copy of an enhanced Boku no Pico. I point to Jasmine who seems to want to hit me on the head.

"Ok, I need to read the first few pages ok!" She said while grabbing the book.

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Emergency Mission!

Title: Shota!

Get away from the building as soon as you finish publishing the book!

Rewards: Water Walking, Running Proficency

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Why did I get this mission?

<You will see.>

I see the lady engrossed in the book never taking her eyes of the book, I saw the look in her eyes.

Oh no.

I tap Jasmine on the shoulder and look at her.

"Yea, what is happening?"

"Jasmine, I need you to stay here until you publish it, I will get you back after."

"Ok."

I'm sorry Jasmine, but the hardest choices require the strongest of wills. I walk out with Teemo and just walk around, I pick a couple items and Teemo got a lot of needles, darts, and a new bamboo. I look towards a book store and see inside to find an Icha Icha book. I pick it up and buy it because since Kakashi was reading it, it has to be good. I read it and I see a new skill from the book.

Flirting (Level 1)

I hate this. That book was interesting, taught me things that Kurama didn't. I walk near a building and I hear a noise. I look into an alley but I see nothing. I go into there and use my Eye of Adam, there I say around 9 girls around 1 girl that looks like the leader with a sealing barrier. I see the girl gropping the bottems of the others and all of them enjoying it and making weird noises.

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Otherworldly System VS. Yuri Harem System!

As the chosen champion of the Otherworldly System, kill the owner of the Harem System!

Reward: Random Function Unlocked, Information, Divine Skill: Voice of God!

Note: You will be teleported to the System Arena! You will have all of your abilities and summons with you. Here is a personal tip from me, I hate the Harem System. The owner Harem System gains power by having sex with anybody. You sleep with a rabbit, you gain rabbit powers. You sleep with a Jinchuriki? You gain a new tail beast that has the exact same powers as the original. You can also gain Kekkai Genkai's. I hate that System because of it. You are fighting a girl named Fuka who has a harem of girls who are all lesbian. Also time will stop in this world until you get back, I believe in you. She is also from the planet called Earth.

(Disclaimer: I don't have anything against Yuri. It is just not my cup of tea.)

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I don't care if they are a man, woman, a turtle, or an attack helicopter, I will beat them up all the same.

I get teleported into a weird ring-like arena. It has yellow dirt walls and has spectator stands that are filled. I am confused. I also see a old man on a throne with a staff.

"Host of the Otherworldly System! You have 1 minute to get ready. Same applies for you host of the Harem System!" The guy on the throne said.

I summon everyone I had and told them the summery of what is happening.

I look over to see 9 girls getting ready different ninja tools and weapons with Fuka taking the lead with a very shiny spear and black angel wings.

"I wished we met in different circumstances." I said.

"I hate men like you!" Bitch, I am only 12!

"I'm only 12 though." I creak my neck while doing that. Scan+

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Fuka Yuki

Titles: Owner of the Yuri Harem System

HP 3312/3312

Chakra 4000/4000

Strength- 71

Intelligence- 21

Dexterity- 41

Stamina- 1656

Skills- Silent Killing, Light Magic, Ice Release, Charm Same Gender

Items- Gáe Bulg

Hidden Passives- Fallen Angel Bloodline, Yuki Bloodline.

Remarks: Owner of the Yuri Harem System, which says enough about her character.

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She is a threat. I can take her though.

DING

The bell sounds and Cyber demon attacks with a laser, killing the 2 women.

"BASTARD. I, the great fallen angel chosen Fuka, shall vanquish you!" Great, a self rightous chuuniboyu. I rush with my swords and block the spear. I then stab her in the chest until the harem kept throwing senbons/needles and shurikens at me. Teemo shoots another with poison and absolutely destroys her.

"Get BENT!" I say as I kick her in the face. I dodge again and combo the chuuniboyu.

The others are just bullying the harem. Utter destruction.

The harem is killed and I stand with the yuri girl on her knees.

"What are going make me do! Suck your disgusting thing!" She spits on me. I feel pity for her, knowing people, she got properbly got raped by guys and made her like this.

"Goodbye, may your next life be better." I say as I stab her heart, that was too damn easy.

"I d-don't believe that for a s-second, bass---"

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System Battle Complete!

Rewards: Random Function Unlocked, Information, Divine Skill: Voice of God!

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You got some explaining to do, System.