8 Haku is now a girl because I said so.

(AN: I will not do traps if it is not funny or essential to the nonexisent plot. So I made Haku a girl.)

We kept doing the D rank missions over and over. I'm tired of them. At least I leveled up 1 time and Ellie is level 8. I just explained that I have a natural affinity for animals and Kakashi just laid off my back. Though I doubt that be the last of him. Ellie is well, umm, kind of possessive I guess. She justs keeps clinging to my neck and tried to shoo others away, but this is just the beginning. The Pico eyes work wonders, like it made Sakura have a nervous breakdown, which is amazing to say the least. Wait I never thought about this before but how much GT do I have?

Yea, why not.

What is all of that?

<*Takes a big breath* Renewal Taekwondo: RECOILLESS is basically an insane hand-to-hand skill and it focuses on linear kicks so you can use it with your swords. Infinite Sitris Berry is given to Gigalith or any Pokémon to hold and it regenerates 25% of HP, but unlike regular Sitris berries, this one allows it to be used again after a hour forever. Doom Slayer Armor gives you more health and armor the more you kill anything. Originally it was demons but I modified it. Borrowing Power: Nine Tails Guardian is basically used so that you have the powers of a nine-tailed fox. But, in this case, it will be eatan by Kurama to become a Pseudo Ten-Tails. But you need to help him and at this point, you are too weak.>

Give me Renewal Taekwondo and give my the Sitris Berry and Armor.

I close my eyes and a torrent of information went into my head and I feel an invisible coating around my whole body. I open them and I see at the bottem left corner of my vision "Shurikens

196/196". I also see a bar at the right bottem with 260/260 HP next to it. I guess I also got the HUD from Doom 2016 huh.

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Preator Armor [Invisible mode ON]

Rarity: One of its kind/ Rare

Defence- 287

Grows with the user as they kill anything animal/living thing counted.

Comes with a HUD and the will of DOOM Slayer.

Quote: They are rage, brutal, without mercy. But you. You will be worse. Rip and tear, until it is done.

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New Trial!

DOOM TRIAL!

Rewards: Preator Tokens and Argent Cells depending on completion. Baby Cyberdemon and Teemo (SUMMONS)

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I hear a voice from the outside world.

"Your next mission is another D-rank mission, you have to be the bodyguard of a boy named-"

"No! I disapprove of this. We are ninja and we should be treated as such!" I yell out. These D-ranks give me crap XP.

"Naruto! You just became a genin! You need to gain more experience before you take on a C-rank mission!" C'mon Iruka.

"Hoho, how about you do a c-rank mission, about escorting a bridge builder." The Hokage said, with amusement in his voice.

"Ok. Make Tazuna come in." Then an old man came in.

"So the people escorting me is a couple of brats. I don't trust them, especially shorty over there. And what is that weird octopus?" He pointed to me.

"Oi, who you calling short!" I say while running towards him, and Kakashi is holding me back, great.

"We will be escorting to build the bridge. I am also a jonin and will step in case things get out of hand." We walk to the land of waves. Along the way, I get used to Taekwondo and the HUD from the Preator suit. Sasuke is brooding and Sakura, due to the "help" in the form of Pico, is actually useful and looks out for enemies. While we were walking, we see a puddle in the middle of the dirt way. I throw 3 shurikens and 2 figures jump out.

"I'm surprised, but you should turn back now. We are only after the old man." They then wrapped chains around Kakashi and split him, but he replaced himself with a substation.

"Sensai!" The banshee cried out, still not doing anything useful.

Sasuke rushed towards the one on the left and attacked.

"Sorry, I will not allow you to do that." I said to my opponent. I used shadow clone jutsu and we all use different techniques, with 2 using the sword.

Demon Slash!

Fimbulwinter!

Hwechook!

Recoilless Kick: Lowest Hwechook!

Arang Recoiless!

Demon Barrage!

The ninja gets hit with a barrage of attacks, first by a clone using demon slash and fimbulwinter. Then 3 clones used the techniques at different angles. He was already dead by the slash, well that is what I believe, but one more clone used demon barrage. He was cut into many pieces. I disperse the clones and Taekwondo leveled up. I also gained 5% XP. I run over to Sasuke who was fighting the other one, but Sasuke keeps dodging. I use Baekdu on him and he spins in the air. I then used Halla. He is now limp on the ground.

I see Kakashi jump to us.

"I thought you died!" The girl screamed.

"I used a substation, remember, never believe what you see." The dead body on the floor turned into wood.

"Anyways, good job Naruto and Sasuke, Naruto single-handedly defeated the chunin and Sasuke you held your ground." Kakashi praised us, well maybe. I take a look at Sasuke who is still brooding. Hey, show some emotion.

"So Tazuna, mind telling us why two chunin were attacking you, because you should have filed for an A-rank mission."

He sighed and proceeded to speak.

"Our land of waves is very poor, we couldn't pay for even a B-rank so we had to lie. A man named Gato doesn't want the bridge to be built because it would harm his buisness."

"Hmm, ok we will keep going." Kakashi said.

"Thank you." We kept going and I kept talking to Ellie who just kept hugging me. Everybody else thinks I'm crazy, ok maybe I am but still. I also talked with Kurama and the system until I felt a disturbence in the force.

"DUCK!" I screamed and everyone did. Then a huge sword came and swept and would have cut us if we hadn't crouch.

(AN: Now that I think about it, I forgot to describe Naruto's appearance. He has a grey cloak and also has the swords underneath. That's it. )

"The brat with yellow hair and Kakashi the Copy Ninja, I never thought I will meet 2 tough opponents today. My name is Zabuza Momochi. And I am surprised though, how did you know?"

"Oh, Kurama told me." Everybody looked at me in confusion.

"Who's Kurama?"

"Kurama is the nine-tails that is inside my stomach, pretty cool fox if you ask me." Kakashi and Zabuza looked at me with a wide-eye.

"Y-You are on speaking terms with the kyubi?" Kakashi asked.

"Yea, I know his dislikes and likes." I deadpanned, they can't be serious right?

"Still I going to have to kill you all."

Scan+

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Zabuza Momochi

Gender: Male

Age: 26

Titles: Demon of the Mist

HP- 4534/4534

Chakra- 6000/6000

Strength- 77

Intelligence- 52

Dexterity- 90

Stamina- 2267

Skills: Hiding in the Mist, Flying Revolving Sword, Hiding in Mist Technique, Silent Killing, Water, Clone Technique, Water Prison Technique, Water Release: Great Waterfall Technique, Water Release: Water Bullet Technique, Water Release: Water Dragon Bullet Technique.

Notable Items: Kubikiribōchō

Description- A rouge ninja who staged a coup against the current Mizukage. He is being a ninja for hire in order to gather funds to stage another one. He tried to assasinate the current Mizukage because the latter was hunting people with Kekkai Genkai.

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Fuck, a Kakashi level threat.

"I know you. You tried the assasinate the current Mizukage because he was hunting those with kekkai genkai's. You are a ninja for hire because you want to raise funds for another coup."

He widens his eyes and looks at me, intrigued. I creak my neck and bite my finger. I summon Gigalith and it stands tall.

"What is that?"

"His name is Gigalith. He is a friend of mine. Now, shall we dance?" I say. I activate Eye of Pico and use shadow clone jutsu making 20 clones, all of them bare-handed.

"Wait, what did you say?" Zabuza is surprised I used the term dancing in fighting. Uncultured swine.

"Naruto, he is too dangerous for you to fight, leave him to me, you protect the Tazuna. All of you do the same." Kakashi said.

Gigalith uses stealth rock and automitize 3 times. Zabuza looks cautiously at the rocks.

"Hey Kakashi-sensai, I got this." I activate kyubi chakra cloak with two tails and every clone rushes towards him. Zabuza slashs at one and destroys it. One of them got off two Fist Strikes and he got pushed towards my clone group. My clone group all used Hwechook and hit him at all angles. I just get the urge to scream something cool and I run up to Zabuza who is still staggered from the many kicks.

"Recoiless: Uzumaki Barrage!" I say as I land a 3 stance Hwechook on him.

(AN: In case you haven't noticed, Naruto has grown a bit... sadistic. Basically he likes to play with his enemies. He will maybe calm down when he goes to a wuxia world which I plan to be in the near future. Other then that, he didn't hit many vital points but the clones hit him hard.)

I see his HP and it is 2241, nice. I look to see a senbon hit him and he falls down. I see a person with long hair and an anbu mask with the mist symbol on it carry Zabuza.

"I'm sorry but I need to collect Zabuza since he is a traitor." She says and goes away. I tried the scan+ her and I succeed.

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Haku Yuki

Gender: Female

Age: 15

Titles: Yuki Clan member

HP- 1054/1054

Chakra- 2410/2410

Strength- 59

Intelligence- 50

Dexterity- 81

Stamina- 527

Skills- Certain-Kill Ice Spears, Demonic Mirroring Ice Crystals, Ice Release: Ice Rock Dome of Magnificent Nothingness, Silent Killing, Thousand Flying Water Needles of Death

Description: A girl who had a good childhood. Her mother was killed by her father because she had a kekkai genkai and had to kill her father. Taken under the wing of Zabuza, she is incredibly loyal.

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"Hey sensei, I think she was with Zabuza, she did not the vital points."

"You are right Naruto, we need to be vigilant."

Somewhere in the back of my mind I hear and voice. Rip and tear, until it is done.

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