Chapter 3

So, what can I say, the system is convenient, I realized this even on the first day, when cleaning the apartment brought me +3 to strength, +5 to stamina and even +2 to dexterity (there were hard-to-reach places where I could not you will crawl through and, accordingly, you will not wipe it).

Cleaning also brought me skill, and no, not the banal "cleaning", "washing dishes" and everything else that I did then. No, the system turned out to be either with a twist, or with humor, but I got the Butler skill.

Butler: during banal household chores, without noticing it yourself, you look aloof and somewhat elegant. Your stingy movements and prim look are able to conquer any aristocrat ... well, or an aristocrat. You are not yet experienced in what you do, but you are already able to behave like a real "John Bull".

Chance to conquer everyone with your butler skills 0.5%

You are 2% better at cleaning than others.

Your dishwashing outperforms ordinary hobbyists by 2%.

The laundry in your hands is 3% better.

The chance to meet Integra (or Alucard) is 0.00001%.

Spending time doing household chores, you get 10% less tired.

But I would rather keep silent about this shame. To be honest, I even liked some of the bonuses, but damn it, it seems to me, or is the system trying to bring some of my skills under the denominator of Kaguya's seduction? Is it just that I'm there, in the battle with her, will I clean up? Remains of Madara? Or maybe water Zetsu?

Moving away from this horror, both systemic and what stood in my thoughts, I decided to make sure how the system affects this world ... it's a pity that I chose absolutely no method at all. But this is not surprising, with my parameter of intelligence, and for some reason the missing parameter of wisdom, I generally wonder why I am still able to think ?!

Intellect increased by 1.

No, well, the system is definitely mocking. So, I decided to test the influence of the system on me. What if it only reflects actual achievements and has almost no effect on the real world? Taking the needle I found at home and disinfected by me, I poke it into my finger. As expected, a unit of life was taken away. In real life, no matter how many times I poke a needle in my finger, it would not kill me, let's see what happens if I lower my hp by this method. Well, what, a simple and painless test.

So I thought at first, but after ten minutes, having knocked out three-fourths of my hp and fought with regeneration, I felt, to put it mildly, not very well. Not very much. Moreover, I got the skill of a masochist, with which I will not even argue, and increased my stamina. But the regeneration was not given, but there was no longer any strength to poke oneself with a needle until victorious. Therefore, recognizing that the system has a direct impact on me, I put aside this venture, and lay down myself, allowing life to recover.

Then I managed to create a skill by action, and the lack of Observation, which could greatly facilitate my race on the first day, I also got quickly. But back to the skill, sometimes, in the evenings at the shelter I had the habit of humming something to myself under my breath, and then she brought me the Singing skill on the very first evening. In general, it will not work out that with the profession of a shinobi, I will become a singer, because I actively developed the skill every evening (this is such a cunning maneuver for the future, for the charm of Kaguya, yeah!), And with his growth it turned out more and more pleasant to sing.

In the first couple of days, I stocked up with custard noodles, which could most of all be bought with a rather beggarly allowance. I confess, I could not resist and shikanul a little - I bought a couple of kilos of carrots and the same amount of rice in the appendage. And okay, rice, there seems to be a whole country named after him, and it is not so far away, but carrots ... I just got tempted, along the way deciding to check how long they can be stored at all. Yeah, preparation in case of the appearance of the Rabbit Goddess ahead of time. At the same time, he covered all of Konoha under secrecy. Well, the parts are open to me, and I found a couple of unused or completely abandoned polygons, you need to train somewhere?

But, given that the shadows were not everywhere, they still noticed me, especially the shinobi, they clearly had the skill of resistance to stealth, it's a pity, but while I can't see the skills of others, the Observation level is not the same.