1 Chapter 1: Awakening

I am always aware that I am different ever since I was 2 year old, I started having strange dream since I was 2 and its all about living in a different world, Strangely I can retain the memories and knowledge experianced in that dream like strange moving carts called vehicles, very big imppossible building and attending a place called school, getting annoyed at maths and biology e.t.c. After each dream I retain 2-3 years of memory. and in an year lived a second life in a dream, as per the memory I got sick due to overworking, I work in a software firm and was working on a project with an impossible due date, Due to busy work schedule with out caring my already fragile body I died due to extreame stress. Only thing I remember during my last moment was regret about how boring my life was and was praying god to reincarnate and have a good and easy going life. Well I am not sure who I am any more, may be God heard my wish and I have reincarnated and some how awakened my memories lately. I am here stuck in 4 year body with a 30 year old mind and memories.

I feel like stepped on shit, I feel like I don't belong here in the end, Living my life as a kid became hell after the change.

Talking about the current me, I am called Dan, 4 year old boy, my mother died while I was born and I only remember seeing my dad couple of times in my life. Currenly I am living with my Cousin Rukia and her Mom, they run a clinic. I have an elder brother as well he is taking care of some family business he visits me every couple of months. Honestly I don't know much about my current family. Like in my past life and I am also an introvert too in this life, I kind of feel strange after inherting the memories.

Today is supposed to be an another ordinary day, but..

"As usual, what a boring day!" I excliamed loudly

"Dan kun, Lets play" suddenly my Cousin barged in with a crushing hug! and started her usual playful smile. I forget to mention that she is very active, to be precise hyper active, she will be riled on every single thing. My life become hell because of her. She likes kids, I was treated like a little girl by her, she brideled by long hair, bathing, poking and pinching my cheek. she destroys the dignity of a 30 year old single man.

"God damn it I am a boy, Go away" Crying inwardly I was about to run away,Luckly Aunt called us right away,

I held back a relived breath from escaping my mouth and enjoyed the tension leaving my body.

"Come Dan kun!, you are becoming like your father, you should go out and play like kids"

"Mmmm"

Oh Man, now she will start her nagging if said no. I need to escape.

"Ok Nee chan!" with being said I ran to Aunt,

There were 2 strangers next to her, to presice one beat up Fatty and his mini me fatty munching snacks.

"Dan kun, Come here", "Let me introduce my nephew Dan Yamanaka"

"Dan kun, this is Chojiro Akimichi, a friend of your father and his son Chobo Akimichi"

Yamanaka!, Akimichi! My family name is Yamanaka! why haven't told this before??, Wait Naruto Anime!

Yamanaka-Blond hair slim build !!

Akimichi- Oversized, Fat and gluttons!!

and the kid is eating snacks like starving, is fat and have particular tatoo on the face and my family is blond!!

Holy shit!!, how is that possible!! its an Anime right?

Must be a coincidence, I didn't see any ninja so far or heard of any ninja.

"Hello, Nice to meet you" I said politly masking my emotions.

"Dan kun, take care of Chobo kun, We will be right back" Saying that my aunt dragged the Chojiro to the clinic.

He slowly blinked at me and I blinked back in reply. I started examining him, by the look of it he is about 10 Years old. His was tatooed on his both cheek with a swirling symbol.

I looked at him awakardly, being an introvert I don't know how to start conversation.

Well, here goes nothing.

"Chobo-san, what happened to your dad? you know he looked pretty beaten up"Shit,that was done badly, will he beat the shit out me since I made fun of his dad??

He looked at me stragely and replied

"You didn't hear!, We were ambushed by the Uchiha, Luckly your Father and Uncle Nara were there as well they fend them off, unfortunately my dad was hit by one of their jutsus during cross fire" replied Chobo while munching snacks with loud noice.

Hearing this I cried inwardly "Oh shit! I am really in Naruto world!! and I am done"

"I made the wish to have a peaceful life but I was born in this hell hole, Ninja's! Madara! Tailed beasts! Kaguya!, Damn it... Kami!! Fuck you!! Fuck you!!"

but still kept my poker face. After a long silence I shot a question.

"Why are they attacking us?"

"They attacked us to take over our territoy, we have been in a war them for a couple of years now for that territory" he resumed munching snacks again.

So I am in timeline before the hidden villages are formed, as for which exact timeline I need to figure that out.

"I have time, I am a 21rst Century Man, I will nuke all the shit heads, surprice mother fuckers".

I need to gather more information and I need to start learning Chakra, where can I learn that, my Aunt and cousin is a medic. and I was not exposed to Chakra. To Start with I don't know even how to read or write. so I have to start with that .

"So, shall I ask Auntie or Rukia to teach me? will they find anything odd in my behaviour?, Well they are busy with the Clinc anyway"

"My Dad is an asshole,As far I remember he only talked hardly 10 sentences to me through out the 4 years of my life so he is out of question"

"And for my brother, he is also not an possible option, he is taking care of our Family business,or Ninja??(which I honestly don't know) or and vists me only every couple of months"

And I don't know any one other than this.

Well screw that, I will ask Rukia in evening, I am kid anyway there won't be any problem, in the worst case scenrio I just need to surrender my dignity.Well everything is for peace.

Speak of the devil, she is back luckly she is on to Chobo, I caught some important information from their conversation, like my brother is a Ninja as well paired with an Akimitchi and a Nara and the fatty is suffering from Chakra exhuastion, he will be staying here for a week. I need to use this time to fish out how to mold Chakra from him or his mini me. Now I got a reason to ask them about Chakra.

"Well now I think about it, this life won't be particularly boring if I am careful enough, You are a genious Dan, he he"

"Dan kun, what are you thinking about?" Suddenly my devil cousin shifted her eyes on me.

"Rukia Neechan, what is Chakra" I asked maintaining my coolness.

The reply was a crushing hug!"My Dan-kun is so cute, now you want to learn about Chakra from me?" Another finishing hug!

"Endure it, Everything is for peace, is this what Pain felt like" I thought.