CH-2 Reincarnation?

(BANG BANG)

Suddenly I felt a sharp pain in my stomach. When I looked down, I saw a thick red liquid flowing out. Then, I realized that it was blood, and immediately like any sane human being, I started screaming, but that didn't last long. After a good 30 seconds, my vocal cords were aching, only the sound of my blood oozing out of my stomach could be heard.

"Tch. You should've just handed over the kid. Then maybe, you wouldn't have died... oh who am I kidding, I would've killed you anyways" and soon the only thing I could hear was laughter, but just my like my scream, it didn't last long. Soon I found myself falling into oblivion.

(Location: ??? Time: ???) (Drip Drip)

As I slowly regain my eyesight, I realize I'm not in a hospital room. Instead, I was in a completely black place with no light. I tried to walk but I couldn't feel my legs. The same happened when I tried to move my arms and head. Seeing there was nothing I could do, I decided to try and close my eyes and go back to the state of oblivion I was in before I woke up.

(Timeskip: ???)

{Ding, stray soul detected. Scanning soul. 1% 5% 24% 37%..... 100%. Soul scan complete, calculating total karma. Calculation complete, Total: 5466790953 KP. Checking compatibility with the system. 1% 11% 29%....100%. Compatibility scan complete, Total compatibility: 100%. Merging with the host. Merging process complete. Forcing host out of oblivion. Process complete. To activate the system, say menu in your mind}

Oh damn, I'm really going insane huh. I mean, there's no way this is real. But sdeimply out of boredom, I decided to play along. 'Menu' I thought. Suddenly a Gold rectangle game screen appeared in front of me.

{Menu:

Stats

Quests

Skills

Money

Map

Reincarnation world(one-time use)

Select the reincarnation world tab to continue}

'Yep. I'm definitely going insane'