1 Death

In a local Mc Monalds, we see a black-haired man wearing the classic Mc Monalds uniform of a yellow shirt and pants with a big red M. He is watching Naruto for the 1000 time when all of a sudden he receives an email from God it reads

"Hey Haruto congratulations on being the first person to watch Naruto 1000 times click on this link to reincarnate into Naruto www.ReincarnateIntoNaruto.god"

When Haruto read's this he freezes then in a panic tries to close the message but accidentally presses on the link.

"Shit..."

Then a white light envelops his vision and he sees a man wearing a white robe with a big beard and a pointy hat.

"... Dumbledore" Haruto says

"Nope..." replies God

"Anyway congratulations on being the first person alive to watch Naruto 1000 times and as a reward I'll reincarnate you into Naruto with 4 wishes," says God

"Can I wish for anything?" Haruto asks

"Yup" God replies

"Ok then I wish to be Naruto's older twin brother, I wish to be able to combine different Jutsu, I wish to have near-perfect chakra control, and I wish to have an affinity for every element."

"Why are you asking for near-perfect chakra control and not perfect."

"... I want to have fun."

"Ok bye then," says God the floor underneath Haruto disappears and all he can see is black space.

"I FEEL LIKE I MADE A MISTAKE." Screamed Haruto as he fell into the void.

When he opens his eyes he looks up and see's the moon outlined by nine swaying orange tails

'I hope this isn't a dream' thought Haruto when he suddenly sees one of the Kyubi's claws through Minato's and Kushina's stomach as he hears Kushina saying

"Naruto Haruto.. Don't be picky.. Eat lots and grow strong..

Make sure that you bathe every day and stay warm..

Also.. Don't stay up late.. You need lots of sleep..

And make friends.. You don't need a lot of friends..

Just a few.. Ones you can really, really trust..

I wasn't very good at it, but keep up with your studies and practice your ninjutsu hard..

Remember that everyone has strengths and weaknesses..

So don't get too depressed if you can't do something well..

Respect your teachers and upperclassmen at the Academy..

Oh, and this is important.. It's about the Three Prohibitions for a shinobi..

Be extra careful about lending and borrowing money..

Put your mission wages into your savings account..

No alcohol until you're twenty.. Too much can ruin your health, so drink in moderation..

Another Prohibition is women..

I'm a woman, so I don't know too much about this but..

All you need to remember is that this world is made up of men and women..

So it's only natural to take an interest in girls..

But just don't get hooked on bad women.. Find someone just like me..

Speaking of the Three Prohibitions, be wary of Jiraiya Sensei, you know..

Naruto, from now on, you're going to face lots of pain and hardship..

Be true to yourself.. Have a dream and have the confidence to make that dream come true..

There's so much.. Oh, so much more that I want to pass on to you.. I wish I could stay with you longer.. I love you both"

When he hears Minato say "8 trigrams seal"

All of a sudden Naruto I feel an Immense pain in our stomach and we both scream and cry Kushina gives us one last look and I say

"M....a...m.....a"

And all of a sudden Kushina's eyes open wide and meet my teary-eyed ones and she falls limp as her eyes slowly lose their light and she dies.

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