4 little talk about peace and saving a girl

Tyson:"Ok,from my new dead pre-i mean enemies I found out where I am but the question is where i should go.Konohagakura is out of question because it's just has been established and Hashirama is the hokage.Look I know Hashirama

is pretty good but he is just a stupid bitch who in his stupidity sold bijus like fishes in fish market an give these stupid humans another weapon to kill each other and just like madara said he lacks foresight and stupid like naruto who thinks just because he is sprouting some shit talk for making peace that world will become a peaceful land and that bitch 4th hokage Minato he practically sold his newborn child to that child's torturers by making him a jinchuriki. and Naruto is also become an idiot like minato,you know what? I'm starting to think that all them are genetically defected.Hmph,what stupidity,listen up you useless bitches peace is a lie, only conflict is truth,many may think war is cruel but truth is its nature's way

of coping that weak will be erased so that strong can take its place."

Now I am feeling like after hearing my monologue those birds on the tree staring at me with

deadpan expression like they are trying to say"oh really?"

Tyson:"O-Ok,fine I admit I'am little (again when birds give the looks) ok very jealous of those idiots

who got such beautiful wives like Mito Uzumaki,Kushina Uzumaki but I,who can crush those to idiots in my sleep,forget about beautiful women even those hookers who practically fucks

anything for money,doesn't even look at me even after I giving them thousands of dollars."

After sighing I decided to go toward uzishogakura,who knows may be some bitch will

take my mr.elephant if I pay them some money or something.

After that I hypnotized a boatman to take me to uzisho,then I remembered Hashirama hasn't married Mito yet so that means I still have chance that means i can somehow manage to make Mito my wife,I will not only finally have a beautiful wife also I can also Ntr Hashirama by showing him How much of a good boy The great

Tyson-sama is.Kukuku,wait a minute,stop it that laugh is only reserved for homo pedo like orochimaru.I am a straight man my laugh should be like this "hahahaha-cough-cough",Then I cleared my throat like hmmph then I saw all the other passengers looking at me like I am some kind of pedo creep who is getting sugar happy by looking at little nursery school boys.

I left that place quickly and went back to my room to save my non existing prestige as a straight man and wait for to reach my destination.Well my sweet little mito-chan don't worry here I come to save you from a life of unsatisfied sex and love I hypocritically thought as I was day dreaming.

Wait a from sex word I remembered something instantly I stand up took my pants of to check I have a dick or not.After seeing my 14.5 inches dick I finally calmed down.I mean when comes to hetromorph race you can never be too careful who knows what will be there and what not.

Then I finally wear my pants and went on planning how to fuck-I mean save Mito from her

life of pain and suffering of having a tiny dicked husband.