62 Return to Konoha(18+)

Back in Morris, the next morning, an utterly exhausted Naruto groaned tiredly. He didn't want to get up… He was too damn exhausted! Seriously, what the hell was he thinking fucking so damn many women in one day?!

Mumbling incoherently, he yawned and would have gotten up, but the five naked women in his bed left him thoroughly pinned. Hugging his left arm was Miria, his right was occupied by Jean, Neideen was on top of him, Roxanne was off to the side, Cynthia was at his feet, and he could sense the Abyss Feeders curled up around the bed alongside a few trainees that he'd… collected.

Those five were... mostly Neideen's fault. Mostly… He was entirely to blame for that nun in the hallway, though… and the other two in the chapel… and the barmaid… and two other women who were probably bedridden at the local inn… fuck. Granny-Tsunade was going to kill him, wasn't she?

Naruto couldn't help but chuckle if his life depended on it. Yeah, he wasn't going anywhere for quite a bit. Even without the women in his bed, he was simply too tired to move. All four of his limbs felt like lead and his hips felt like jelly. He still somehow managed to poke Neideen, but Naruto was in no condition to go at it for the time being - morning wood be damned.

He plopped his head back and enjoyed their warmth. The room and many others were filled with the smell of sex. Thankfully, he had a few clones watching over his kids with the help of Tsunade and Team Samui on the lower levels, while mating season was kept a bit higher up in the building. Shizune was conspicuously absent, though. A clone of his dispelled to inform him of that about… thirty minutes ago? It was hard to tell. He couldn't help but wonder where she went… He should go check on her, when given the chance.

Hopefully, she was okay…

For now though, Naruto just laid there and waited for the girls on his bed to wake up. Jean mumbled cutely in his ear, drawing a chuckle from the blond. She was the first to wake up and smiled tiredly at her man.

Good morning," she cooed, still half asleep.

"Hey, honey," Naruto whispered. "You sleep well?"

"Yes," she answered with a tired smile. She leaned up to give her husband a peck on the lips, "I slept very well…" she hummed with satisfaction.

"That's good," Naruto chuckled. Then, he yawned again. "Damn, that took a lot outta me…"

"I'll say," she giggled and pecked him on the lips once more, "You were fucking nearly everyone. And then some." She was surprised that Miria wasn't showing any irritation that Naruto was fucking other people outside of the absurdly massive family they're now part of. But she guessed it had something to do with the fact the woman was being fucked stupid - again, she had learned halfway through the evening.

"Insatiable, glorious bastard," said woman muttered in her sleep, drawing another chuckle from Naruto. Jean couldn't keep the amused grin off her face.

"I'm your insatiable, glorious bastard, though," The blond said into Miria's ear, before giving her a little peck on the cheek.

Miria giggled as her eyes fluttered. "Yes, you are~!" She was the second person to wake up, though the woman didn't open her eyes.

Naruto grunted in exertion, slipping his arms around Jean and Miria, before pulling them towards him. He smiled at them both and let out a tired chuckle as they snuggled close to him, "I said it once, and I'll say it again: snuggling is the best." The blond then smiled at Neideen as she started nibbling at his neck. "Hello… someone else seems to be waking up."

"Hard not to when you're poking me," she mumbled groggily. Though tired as all hell, she was still very happy to be here.

"Hard not to be poking you when I got several, beautiful naked women with me," He pointed out with a chuckle. "I'm still tired, and sore, though. So please, no nookie until I'm ready to go." he pleaded.

"I'm not ready, either," she giggled. "You fucked me good, last night. I'm not confident in my ability to walk out of this room." She then gave him an impish grin as added, "I can't promise not to tease you, though~!"

Naruto let out a hearty chuckle at that, "That's something I can get behind." He had a wide smile on his face. Then, he gave the eye-patch wearing woman a loving kiss on the lips and laid back on his pillow.

"So… what's on today's agenda?" Neideen asked.

"Well… I gotta get the ninja teams back to Konoha," Naruto answered. "Then I have to install that simulator, for Tenten while I'm there. I'll have to install some other ones for the village's training grounds. Oh, and there's a new enemy I want to put into the simulation we have here. One I think Chloe will either like or hate a lot once she finally tries it out." Naruto grinned impishly at that. "But before that, I'll need to check on Shizune-Neechan. She up and vanished, looking pissed. I wanna make sure she's okay."

At that, Naruto heard Roxanne mutter, "she seems jealous of your wives. Not sure why. She's especially irritable towards the newer additions, though."

"Welcome back to the land of the living," Naruto chuckled. "I'll have to check up on her. I'm not sure why Shizune-Neechan is like that. But I'll have to make sure she's not up to something potentially… damaging to herself. She is a close friend, after all."

"Just let someone know if you need help," Miria said.

"I will." Naruto gave her another peck, drawing a giggle from the sandy brunette.

Soon enough, the other women started waking up. Naruto couldn't keep the amused smile off his face if his life depended on it when he heard the trainees realizing that last night was not a dream. The Feeders were also starting to stir, moaning groggily at the noise.

"Holy shit, my father would kill me if he was still around," one girl muttered in shock and awe.

"That pounding still just might do me in..." another groaned. "I've never been so sore in my life."

"I know, right?" A third giggled. "Totally worth it, though~!"

"Someone's been naughty," Cynthia giggled. "Those girls are barely of age; one just turned fifteen yesterday, you dirty man~!"

"Best birthday ever," said trainee muttered tiredly, a giant grin on her face.

"Back home, they would be of age." Naruto pointed out with a tired chuckle.

"Most of them are my fault," Neideen giggled. "Corrupting him is still a work in progress." She then yelped and smiled impishly at Miria as the brunette gave her a swat on the rear.

"Bad girl," Miria scolded lightly.

"That's my job," Cynthia teased.

"I should get you to join Chloe in that new simulation I'm planning for her once I get it done," Naruto said lightheartedly, "It'll put you through its paces."

Despite having heard of this simulation just minutes ago, Miria ever so slowly looked at her husband to give him a haunted look. "It's not that simulation, is it?" The sandy bruette asked, referring to that plant simulation that wrecked her entire team - and then some - in under a minute the first time they tried it.

"No. It's completely different." Naruto said with a chuckle, before adding on to explain, "Chloe said she wanted to fight me… well… I'm planning to let her fight a simulation of me." What he's leaving out was what kind of version of himself it was going to be. He'll leave that as a surprise for her and the others when they finally see him.

"I see…" Miria muttered, having some semblance of an idea of what he was talking about, after seeing what he had Team Ebisu fight. That was a version she didn't want to see again, so if he was planning to add a new version of him into the simulation she couldn't see what was worse than Yami. There was that version of her man as a… metal contraption of some sort. But it wasn't going to be that, though since that one is already in the simulation.

"I'll think about it," Neideen chirped.

"I am curious about this simulation myself…" Roxanne said, "I've heard talk that it is a method of training that is far safer than what we are used to, so this has captured my interest."

Two of the trainees perked up at that. "I've overheard a lot about it from Undine," the one who'd last spoken pointed out, grunting as she got up. She was well-built for her age, rocking a feminine, sideswept mohawk, pointed ears, and no eyebrows. Her name was Sylvia, and she looked a bit disheveled from losing her innocence last night and sleeping on the floor. "I'm curious about it, too."

"I should really get you girls some mattresses." Naruto pointed out to himself. Sleeping on the floor looks so damn uncomfortable from where he's lying.

"No rush," Sylvia said with a tired chuckle. "The beds we had in Staff somehow managed to be less comfortable than sleeping on the floor."

"You should see what the beds here are like then," Cynthia giggled, "They're a lot more comfortable than anywhere else."

"It certainly helps they're from Naruto's homeland," Miria added, "Even the most expensive inns have nothing on these mattresses."

The other four looked very interested in that, though Sylvia only shrugged with a light smile. "We'll see," she said.

Cynthia got up and patted on the mattress as she looked Sylvia in the eyes, "Come on, then. Take a seat and judge it for yourself. Every bedchamber has this same mattress - though they're a different size."

Miria, Roxanne and Jean also hopped off to give the girls room, though Neideen took advantage of the situation and proceeded to hog the still-immobile Naruto to herself.

Seeing no harm in it, Sylvia was the first one to get up. It was not without significant effort on her part, though - she just happened to be the toughest of the five, and ignored the soreness of her loins and hips more readily. She limped on up and decided to try lying down, as the poor thing was not going to be sitting comfortably on a bed crafted by the gods, themselves, after Naruto and Neideen had their ways with her.

To the amusement of many, she fell right back to sleep in an instant - a cute, little grin on her face.

"Well… that happened," Naruto chuckled. Then he looked at the rest of the girls on the floor, "See? She went back to sleep like a baby. That should tell you that these mattresses are a hell of a lot better than the floor you're on." he told them with a chuckle. Then he looked to Miria, Jean and Roxanne and couldn't help but say, "I have to admit, seeing you girls naked is always a treat~!"

"Oh, you flatterer~!" Roxanne giggled.

"What about me?" Neideen asked, giving him an adorable pout.

"You're my sexy, little naughty priestess that I can't wait to defile again," Naruto said teasingly, as he gave her a swat on the rear. "Still need to rest, though."

"Oh~?" Cynthia crawled on up to him and laid beside her husband, "And what am I?"

Naruto grinned at her and brought the pigtailed blonde into an one armed hug, "You, Cyn, are my sexy, naughty wife that loves to wear the skimpiest clothes to get me in the mood… like that sexy outfit you bought in Nile. Or the maids outfit you bought in Kumo."

He then looked to Jean, who was clearly trying to hide her jelously, and said, "you are one hell of a mother and a loyal wife. I've honestly loved you almost since the moment I met you, and knew from the start that you'd be one hell of a reliable woman.." Jean shyly averted her gaze, turning beet red at that.

Naruto chuckled at that and carried on from there. "You, Miria, are a woman I couldn't have saved these girls without. I honestly believe that. You were and still are one hell of a tactician and a very intelligent, loyal woman." Finally, he addressed Roxanne. "While I haven't known you for very long, and it's clear that you have more than your fair share of baggage, I'm pleased to have met you the way we did, and I love you too, Roxanne~!"

All five of the women in question were hard pressed not to dogpile their man right then and there. They and Naruto all then turned to one of the Abyss Feeders when they noticed her sniffing at Sylvia and licking her crotch. The slumbering trainee mewled pathetically and Naruto chuckled, urging Neideen off of him for a moment. When the former Number Nine obliged, he then patted the strawberry blonde on the head, before placing a hand on Sylvia's abdomen and channeling a little chakra into it.

She mewled again, the sensation sending hot, pleasant shivers up her spine as the teen was roused from her impromptu nap.She was amazed to note that the soreness was completely gone.

"Feel better?" Naruto asked with a smile.

"Remarkably so…" she muttered in splendid surprise. Then, she yelped as the Abyss Feeder started licking her again, cleaning up the remnants of virgin blood and Naruto's seed. Poor Sylvia didn't know how to respond to that, though she wasn't complaining.

Naruto gave the Abyss Feeder in question a light flick on the scalp, and she stopped with a surprised yelp and withdrew, blinking at him with owlish eyes. "She didn't give permission." he told her with a pointed expression. "That would be sexual assault, which is a big no-no."

The Feeder looked terribly confused - not quite able to understand, just yet.

Naruto sighed and patted her on the head. "Just... stop when I tell you to stop, okay?"

The feeder cooed and nodded.

"Good girl."

Sylvia giggled and cautiously put her hand on the Feeder's head, urging her closer to where she was.

The strawberry blonde looked at Naruto and he shrugged. "Go ahead."

Now ever more confused, the Feeder just gave up trying to understand and did as she was told, going right back to cleaning Sylvia off.

Naruto sighed. "We're definitely getting some help from Konoha," he said. "We'll need a healer from Ino's clan to try and get them back to normal… if that's even possible."

"Will you be paying them a ridiculous sum of money again?" Miria asked, looking at her husband with a mixture of exasperation and amusement.

"I'll try and keep it reasonable," he chuckled. "The twenty million I gave Konoha for the rescue mission is a lot, but not too bad, given my savings. I still have well over one-hundred times that much. Even then, it was kind of a glorified charity. The mission would have normally been far less than that. I'll see what the costs for their services are and go from there."

"So… when are you leaving?" The one who asked was one of the other trainees, a sandy brunette like Miria, though her hair was in a ponytail. She was also the shortest of the five. Her name was Millie.

"Probably not for a few hours," Naruto replied. "I still need to do a little cleanup and get everyone ready. I'll also be healing you girls up… and Gwen." The nun in question was still out cold in the hallway, a spare blanket draped over her nude frame as she mumbled cutely in her sleep. "There's also the simulation I have to update for Chloe. So I got quite a bit to do before then."

"Would you mind another round before you leave…?" a third girl asked. This one had silver hair, done up in pigtails with straight bangs and despite being the eldest of the five, she had the smallest bust. Her name was Regina, elder sister of Millie and the girl Naruto was entirely at fault for dragging into last night's orgy.

"Give me about an hour, then we'll talk," Naruto chuckled. That one was hungry for his attention from the looks of it. Not surprising, in hindsight…

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Now fully clothed and in the bailey with everyone, including the awakened beings, Naruto couldn't help but chuckle at how excited Chloe looked. The woman was practically jumping on the heels of her sabatons as she watched and waited for this new 'simulation' to be finished. He had his hand on the barrier, and there was an inky blackness around it that kept everyone from looking inside.

Shizune was there, as was Tsunade. The former was in much better spirits now, thanks to the talk she'd had with Naruto. He found her chugging down a bottle of everclear in the Bearded Clam and they had themselves a heart-to-heart about his relationships. She promised to tell him why it bothered her so much later.

"So, what is she going to be going up against?" Kiba asked, jerking a thumb to Chloe.

"She is going to be fighting a new version of me." Naruto answered. "It's one she's either going to love… or hate entirely." He was being evasive on purpose with his answer. He didn't want them all to know just what kind of Naruto, Chloe was going to go up against.

"This better be a good fight," Chloe said; the woman was, for all intents and purposes, hyped as fuck for this fight. While it wasn't the same as the real deal, what her so excited is that she was told this simulation can put the user in real life scenarios, and get back into the real world without any negative feedback.

In other words, as Miria helpfully told her and the others earlier, "If you were to lose your head in the simulation, you would be put into a death-like state until it ends. You would come back to the real world the same as you were when you first entered."

She was excited as all hell for this!

"Oh… it will…" no one liked the way he chuckled, it was… ominous.

Lutecia, looked at the rest of her fellow Crimson Guard before looking at Naruto, "Are we allowed to partake in this? Just in case?"

"That depends entirely on Chloe. But from how excited she looks, that's not going to be likely." Looking back at the barrier Naruto smiled and took his hand off it. Then, he looked to Chloe and said, "It's all ready, now. If you want to have a person or two with you, now's your chance to say so." he told her.

He wasn't surprised when the woman shook her head and marched on up to it, "No. I want to take this myself." she came to a stop beside him. Then she looked at the Uzumaki Patriarch, "I just step on through, right?"

"Yeah." Nodded Naruto, "You step on through and the barrier will solidify behind you."

"Alright," Chloe looked at it and drew her claymore with a wide, excited grin, "then let's do this!" She leapt on in and the barrier solidified behind her. Then the blackness slid down to the ground and seemed to sink into it. What was on the other side of it was revealed to everyone. And they were stunned with shock.

When Chloe got to the other side, she immediately let out a startled cry and started coughing and hacking as her lungs were suddenly inhaling smoke. The former Number One immediately got down on one knee and covered her mouth and nose with her other arm, and looked around with one eye closed. Every thing around her, from buildings to plants, was on fire! The smell of burning flesh made her eyes water.

What... ? What the hell is this? What… what the hell is this?! Where did Naruto send her to?! What kind of Naruto was she facing?! She ducked down and started moving to a relatively open area nearby. The smoke made things very hard for her to see, and she coughed and she coughed, trying to get the smoke out of her lungs, while trying her damned best to not inhale it. When she got there Chloe got down on one knee again and looked around. She found a huge amount of dead bodies piled together in front of a large tower-like structure. They were being burned.

"What… what the hell…?" Chloe coughed, the smell of burning flesh and the iron smell of blood was making her gag. She's never seen anything like this before!

"Heh… hehehehehahahahaha…" Chloe was put on edge when she heard a rather, disturbing giggle that quickly turned into an insane laugh from all around her. "Kill! Kill'em all! They DESERVE IT! THEY ALL DO!!!" the familiar voice shouted out loud to the skies above. His voice was filled with insanity and anger.

"Well, that's not unsettling," the former Number One muttered sarcastically. She looked around and saw a silhouette in the smoke nearby. Then, true to her nature, she went straight to kicking ass first and asking questions later - drawing her sword and charging at the figure with a roar. Her eyes turned a demonic gold as she drew out ten percent of her yoki for good measure. If there was one thing Naruto taught her, it was to go for the throat and not take chances.

Suddenly, she choked and was lift off the ground by some unseen figure. Instinctively dropping her sword, Chloe clawed at her neck and was shocked to feel nothing there. Then she was tossed back like a ragdoll. She bounced off the ground several times and slid to a stop with a pained groan. Her claymore was stabbed into the ground directly beside her head.

"Well now… this is... interesting." Chloe sat up with a grunt at the familiar voice, now calmer but brimming with barely restrained anger. She looked in the direction the voice came from, and found the figure slowly walking to her. He was garbed head to toe in black - not a speck of orange on him. And he had a hood covering his head. She knew it was Naruto though. Chloe frowned. It was clear as day to her. Though his yoki and chakra were far more… blended than usual and far corrupted, but it was unmistakably his. This was Naruto.

When he got close enough for his features to be seen, Chloe saw many remarkable differences. One, his eyes were no longer blue - they were blood red, yet they lacked the slanted iris. The eyeballs were complete bloodshot, as if several nerves had burst. Two he had bags under his eyes. Three… she could see his under clothes, his shirt that was the only thing that was a 'bright' colour, was white but dirtied with splatters of blood - it was fresh blood, too. It was even on his face! Four, his canine teeth were longer, and more pronounced and he had this disturbing, ever constant grin that threatened to split his face in two. His hands were covered in the life fluid as well.... And it wasn't his.

"You're not from here…" Naruto said, coming to a stop a foot away from her. His head tilted to the side as he looked at her with curiosity. His grin didn't change. Nor did his teeth move when he spoke. He was speaking through his teeth. Then his grin became threatening and bloodthirsty. "But you'll die here, all the same."

It was her battle instincts that saved Chloe's life. She immediately backflipped off the ground, just before as several wickedly sharp spikes jutted out of it. It was infused with chakra and yoki, the woman realised. She dodged and leapt away as several more of the stupidly sharp spikes jutted out of the ground.

What the hell is this?! Wasn't he meant to say some kind of incantation or something?!

Chloe let out a strangled cry when she felt her throat getting constricted. She choked and grit her teeth in anger when she heard Naruto letting out quite the disturbing insane laugh at her plight. She looked at him and found he was holding an arm out to her; like he was choking her. He raised his arm and threw it to the side, and Chloe followed the motion.

"Gaaahahahaha! Ahhahahahahaha!!! I love wind manipulation!!!" he laughed; the hooded blond was holding the side of his head with the other, equally bloody hand. "I'm going to enjoy ripping you apart!"

Chloe grunted as she hit and bounced off the ground, yet again. That hurt like a bitch… she rolled into a kneel and looked at the hooded blond with narrowed eyes. Okay, so, he apparently has a stupid amount of control on the wind element. And from the looks of it, he can use earth too without using those hand seals. If the fire around her is of any indication, he can use that too. Which leaves water. She doesn't have a lot of options on fighting him, except for her strength.

He doesn't seem to be as strong as the original though, so, there's some good news at least. She doesn't have her damn sword though! So she'll need to get that back first of all before she can take on this sonofabitch!Then again, if she could get close enough, she might be able to knock him on his ass. That might distract him long enough to find and fetch her weapon. Now if only she could remember where it was! She was tossed far enough away for her to be unable to see it, but at least she knew what direction it was in.

Her destination in mind, Chloe got up and snuck on over to where she was thrown from to try and get her leg up back. If she was armed, she had a better chance at winning this fight than if she wasn't. She had to take this nice and slow, though, despite how badly she wanted to go and wreck his shit like a real warrior. She can do that after getting herself armed.

While using Roxanne's Yoki Veil, she kelp herself low to the ground and out of sight, inching closer and closer, trying to be as quiet as she could.

She stopped upon hearing Naruto growl frustratedly, "WHERE ARE YOU!?!" He roared, and Chloe bared her teeth and closed her eyes when a ball of orange fire flew above her head. The heat of the flames singed her hair slightly. The woman kept quiet despite it though, "WHERE ARE YOU!!!" several more fireballs rushed over her head, but the woman kept quiet, despite the boiling temper she felt rising up under the surface.

The twisted version of Naruto roared in frustration, looking around frantically. Eyeballing a building to his right that was only slightly ablaze, he grinned viciously. There! The bitch must have ducked into that building while he wasn't looking! He then bombarded it with several fireballs, cackling madly.

Using the opening, Chloe quickly identified the last area she'd been in with her sword and quietly made a run for it.

"BURN! BURN! BURN!!! BURN LIKE EVERYONE ELSE! I'LL RIP YOU APART AND SEND YOUR ROTTING AND BURNING CORPSE TO HELL WITH ALL THE OTHERS! GAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA!!!" The building then went up in a huge fireball, that quickly became a mushroom cloud of fire, smoke and ashes.

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Outside of the simulation, the reaction to this new version of Naruto has gone as the original one was expecting...

"WHAT THE FUCK, MAN!!!" Kiba shouted in utter shock.

Several others were equally unnerved, Naruto's wives and lovers, especially, though Roxanne and a few of his awakened women stuck out like sore thumbs, as they were rather enthralled by the spectacle.

"I suppose you could say this is a worst-case-scenario version of myself," An eerily calm Naruto stated. "This is a version of me that was driven insane, from the abuse, loneliness and bullying he'd suffered at Konoha's hands. It's not far from what I was dangerously close to turning into when Hinata died."

Roxanne scowled at that, walking up to her man and hugging him from behind without a second thought. That brought a smile to his lips.

"Is that really…" While he couldn't bring himself to say it, Shikamaru couldn't help but wonder if that simulation was taking place there. Naruto did say this version of him had suffered at Konoha's hands…

"Yup, it's Konoha… specifically the central district," Naruto replied. "If you're wondering, no, this is not how it would have panned out if Anko didn't literally fuck me out of destroying the village. I was in a dark place at the time and would have simply wiped it off the map were it not for her… right after extracting Ayame and a handful of others, since Konohamaru and his team were in Haru."

His peers in particular didn't like the sound of that...

"Can she win?" Cassandra just had to know.

"Not through... direct combat," Naruto explained. "The point of this sim is to show her that not all fights can be won by charging in head first. Had she taken one or two of you ladies in with her, she would stand a much better chance, though."

"How… bad is he compared to, uh, Yami?" Konohamaru asked.

"This version of me is completely insane," Naruto replied. "Like Yami, he can't be reasoned with, but he's also notably… stupider. He has no patience for planning, but is still unpredictable as all hell."

"But how bad is he?" Konohamaru stressed.

Naruto looked at his minion for a moment. Thinking about how to best sum it up, he then shrugged. "...Alright, think of when Gaara was insane and times that by a hundred." at that everyone who knew what Gaara was like shuddered, "He's worse than Yami in several ways, but easier to beat. Just don't let him see you. He's completely unrelenting and will not stop until you're dead. Luckily for Chloe, she has smoke to act as cover. She also appears to be using your technique, Roxanne." Naruto smiled. "I must say, she's learning quickly. She actually might win this if she plays her cards right."

"Can this… insane version of you, do everything you can do?" Miria asked.

"Pfffff, no. This would have been over the second she stepped through, otherwise." The blond rubbed his chin as he hummed thoughtfully, "He does have mastery of the five elements, though, and is proficient in Taijutsu, and he lacks the patience and intelligence for much else. He can use the base rasengan, too, but that's about it."

"What about the fox's, uh, yoki?" Tsunade asked, knowing that the blond had left that vital part of information out. "Before you and the fox became friends you were capable of using up to three tails worth of it, before you would go berserk."

"He uses it in a far more primitive fashion," Naruto explained. "He can't use the golden purified cloaks that I can. But he can use the ones that were influenced by the fox's hatred - in other words, the more tails he brings out, the angrier and more unstable he gets. And because he's insane and full of hatred, the yoki cloak enhances that by… a lot. I don't know how much, but, long story short: it's very very very bad for him to be in the one tailed cloak. If you see four or more, retreat."

That didn't give them any reassurances. It just made them even more worried.

Of course, Naruto neglected to tell them there are other ways to beat this version of himself outside of fighting him head on. Not to mention he made the simulation's Naruto more… complex than simply 'see, kill, kill, burn' they're all seeing here. He wondered if Chloe is going to be able to see that.

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Chloe quickly found her sword and placed her hands on the grip, Turning to face Naruto so that it was being held in a slightly-off Rat Tail guard, She took a deep breath and then in one swift motion, she unleashed fifty percent of her yoki, ripping the sword out of the ground and charged forth while Naruto's back was turned, aiming to get the drop on him and end this before he had a chance to react.

Unseen by the woman, the grin of the hooded blond grew wider as his blood shot eyes glanced to his left. The reason for this was simple: he saw her shadow thanks to the fire around them.

"Found you."

Alas, she had underestimated his reaction time. Naruto turned on his heel, thrust his hand forth, and stopped her charge dead with a gust of wind, launching Chloe off to the side and into a nearby wall. He didn't stop there, and attempted to impale her with several spikes of earth. To the amazement of the spectators, Chloe roared and shattered the attack with a swipe of her claymore, before rushing forth. She ducked and wove between several fireballs and sliced through even more earthen spikes, only to be tossed aside like a ragdoll once more.

The clearly insane Naruto roared and cackled, shooting a lightning bolt from his fingertips and singing the woman as she barely managed to dodge. Then she was stopped by a wall of wind as Naruto lift his hand and started moving it about like a madman. Chloe followed the arms motions against her will, and she let out a pained cry as he slammed her into the ground several times, then into a wall. The woman spat out blood when she felt herself get embedded into the wall behind her, the hooded and blood covered blond was sending very high pressured winds into her armoured stomach, and each one was knocking her even more into the brick wall. Then he pulled his arm back, and she followed it against her will once more and was flung into the smoke cloud and into another burning building on the opposite end of the clearing. To add insult to injury, the insane blond clasped his hands together and made the entire building collapse on top of her.

Luckily for Chloe, since he didn't have much visibility on her when he tossed the woman into the smoke cloud, she found herself able to move again. And when she heard the support beams and the ground cracking, the woman got the hell up, grabbed her sword and got out of there before it collapsed on top of her.

Outside of the collapsing building, Chloe stayed low where the fumess were minimal. The woman covered her mouth and nose with her arm and was trying to do her damnedest to keep quiet. The sonofabitch was walking in her direction.

"...Hmmm… everything's quiet." She heard the hooded blond say aloud, sounding thoughtful. "The chances of that one getting out of that are… meagre." he started giggling like a madman. "Let's see if anyone else from Konoha is still alive…" The woman heard him hum thoughtfully. "They could still be around, and if they are then they will die. All of them, will die for what they did to us."

Chloe squinted in confusion. 'Us' as in, plural? Who was he talking to…? Then, she remembered the real Naruto saying he has a demon sealed into him. Either this Naruto was on talking terms with this sim's version - which was a scary thought - or… his mental stability is more frail than she thought.

"They deserve it!" Naruto snapped, then he grabbed the sides of his head and growled, "They deserve it! They deserve it! They! Deserve! IT!" Then the unstable young man began to quietly sob as he walked away, talking to himself, "This is… their fault. I didn't want this! They forced my hand! I had to stop them - had to stop everyone from hurting me anymore! I-I-I I had to stop them from glaring at me as if I was a… a… a… a monster incarnate! It's… It's... It's not… it's not… not my fault… it's not my fault. It's not my fault…"

As she listened to him ranting, Chloe… couldn't help but feel pity for the sobbing boy. He was insane, incredibly violent to boot, but the will to fight him was taken away from her after that. Maybe there's a way for her to win this sim without fighting him?

Naruto squeezed the sides of his head as he delved further into the central district to hunt down and kill anyone that had gotten away from his assault. "Need to stop them from hurting me. Can't… can't take it. Need to kill them all. Grrrrr…." he slipped his bloodied hands under his hood and pulled at his hair out of angered frustration. Throughout his rant, the grin on his face had never changed though it had become noticeably more strained. He looked to his left and growled as his grin became even more strained; he pointed his hand at an orphanage and a stream of fire jettisoned flew from his fingertips. The building went up in a grand explosion of flames and soot. If anyone was still alive in there, they were most certainly dead now.

He began laughing again, though it was noticeably more sad, yet just as insane as the hooded blond watched the building go up in flames. "No more abuse… no more. For anyone."

This… was insane. Loathe as Chloe was to admit it, she was no match for someone this powerful and unpredictable. What's worse, thanks to Neideen's training, she could tell that he was using but a fraction of his power! Using Roxanne's Yoki Veil once more, the former Number One retreated with a frustrated snarl. She absolutely despised running away, but she had to come up with a plan!

"I HEAR YOU!!!" The blond looked in the direction he heard her running, and with a massive grin that was frightening to look at, he pointed a hand at her general direction. "I CAN'T SEE YOU, BUT I CAN HEAR YOU!!" the ground began to crumble and crack with the force of an earthquake. Buildings began to crumble, causing more smoke and ashes to fill the air.

Chloe clicked her tongue in annoyance and bolted, subtlety be damned, using Hysteria's Elegance and Noel's agility to get the fuck out of dodge as several spikes and projectiles were launched in every direction. Dozens of fireballs, hundreds of earthen spikes and a blizzard of a thousand stones came her way as ran for dear life… and then, everything faded to white.

The woman staggered, falling into the arms of the real Naruto as she came out of the simulation. He hugged her tight and chuckled, saying, "Congratulations, you pass!"

Gasping to get some much needed fresh air into her lungs, Chloe looked at him with owlish eyes. "I… I what, now?"

Naruto chuckled again. "The point of that sim was to help you learn how to fight smarter, not harder. You have a nasty habit of charging in head first-"

"She has a nasty temper, too." Luciela interjected with a pointed look on her face; she should know, Chloe was eaten by her because of that temper, after all.

"Uh, that too," Naruto relented, "I've also noticed that, like myself, you learn more from experience than anything, so I set you up against an opponent that couldn't be taken down in direct combat to try and get you to learn when to retreat and come up with some kind of battle plan."

Chloe huffed in mild annoyance, her cheeks bright red as she gave her man a flat look. "A little heads up would've been nice."

"And less effective," Naruto rebutted with a chuckle and a peck on the forehead. "You did damn well, though; I'm impressed."

"What is that guy's story anyway?" Chloe asked as she got up and made herself more presentable. "He wasn't… all there."

"That version of me was driven insane from loneliness, bullying and abuse he had suffered from Konoha. He has no concept of kindness and he can't be reasoned with…" he paused momentarily and added with an unsure expression with a tone to match, "unless you know what to look for?"

"What do you mean by that?" Miria was the one to ask him that.

"Honestly? That version of me was meant to be unreasonable - but what Chloe heard might have given her a clue on a more 'peaceful' way to beat him." he shrugged, "Like Yami, he's overpowered and unpredictable, but, uh, less patient and has a habit to not think things through. So that tends to make him act more stupidly." he rubbed his chin and hummed thoughtfully, "But what he said during that rant with himself… he was abused and bullied so he has no concept of kindness."

"Which means…?" Cynthia asked.

Naruto opened his mouth to answer, but was interrupted by Konohamaru who sounded disturbingly scared when he said, "U-uh… Boss… Is… is that meant to happen?"

Everyone looked at the grandson of the Third Hokage, and found him pointing at the simulation. Then when they looked at the simulation they were surprised and taken aback when the Insane Naruto was standing there, at the barrier, and grinning at them with bloodshot eyes.

"That's rather mean of you… Calling me stupid." The sim of Naruto said. His mouth didn't change, nor move, when he spoke. Then he pressed his head against the barrier and shoved his bloodied hands into the pockets of his hooded jacket. His bloodshot eyes roamed the Konoha ninja one by one, and the madness in them became more and more pronounced, "I killed all of your parents, you know. Made you watch as I ripped their spines out, with their skulls still attached. Then I burned you. You and your clans. In your own stupid districts. And made them your eternal tombs." He giggled with insanity as he took his bloodied hands out of his pockets and pressed them against the barrier. "No one will miss you. Certainly not me. Not me. Not me. Not me..." He giggled, then, for the very first time he snarled with hatred as he stared at them all. "Make it interesting the next time you take me on."

The real Naruto sighed and snapped his fingers, the emergency shut off function of the seal network kicking in, and the sim ended, the cackling doppelganger fading away as everything shut down and disappeared. "Sorry about that," the blond said sheepishly.

Needless to say, those present did not appreciate the nightmare fuel…

"I didn't think there was anything worse than Yami.," Udon muttered. "I stand corrected."

His teammates and several other ninja present had to agree with that.

"U-Uh… we never did say we were sorry for how we treated you as kids, did we?" Ino said with a nervous laugh. That version of her friend had just given her flashbacks. None of them were ones she liked. It was an eye-opener.

"No. You didn't." Naruto said with a flat smile. "It's okay, though. I've had plenty of time to get over it." He let out a surprised yelp when Ino, Tenten, Rock Lee - who was crying a river - Moegi, Konohamaru, Udon, and Choji all brought him in for a group hug. "Ack! G-Guys! Really! It's okay!"

"Well, this is awkward," Riful said with a exasperated, but amused sigh. She honestly had no idea how to react to this, and that sentiment was shared by many.

"G-Guys! Lemme go!"

"Not until you promise to not go mad on us!" Rock Lee cried, and Naruto let out a strained yelp when he felt the taijutsu user tighten his hold on him, "If you do not, then I shall keep hugging you until you do! And if you cannot do that, then I shall stay here until you do!"

"I already said it was okay!" Naruto shouted with strained exasperation. "I wouldn't be mad at you if it was okay!"

"Promise us!" Tenten cried.

"Okay! Okay! I promise! Now lemme go! I can't breathe!"

Several watching the awkward display couldn't help but be amused, especially when Gaki tried to pull Rock Lee away, tugging at his spandex leggings with her newly-restored teeth. Only to get pulled into it herself with a startled cry.

Of course, the moment Naruto shouted his promise they all let him go. And Naruto fell to his knees gasping for air while shouting, "Oh thank the gods! I can breathe again!" Naruto chuckled and patted Gaki's head when she mewled and licked his cheek. "Good girl."

Now that the simulation was over and everyone else was rested, it was time to start getting ready for the trip back home.

----

Moments later, in the Morris chapel, Harja pouted grumpily. That fucker just won't stop trying to get between her legs, constantly flirting with her and getting all pissy when she tried to uphold her duties as an acolyte of the church instead of reciprocating or even acknowledging his advances. She groaned as her stomach growled. If she could, she would have eaten him by now - bones and all, no joke! It would take hours for anyone to even notice the unproductive, little shit was even missing - maybe even days!

Ever since her body said, 'oh, shit, there's something growing in me,' her appetite tripled, and being half human, half awakened, that was a massive spike. It never failed to get some odd looks when someone as tiny as her started eating a horse's weight in food… Harja couldn't help but blush at the thought. Where the hell was all of it going? That was a legitimately good question… until her tits nearly doubled in size overnight. Mystery solved, apparently…

Harja sighed. She missed her daddy so much… The romp she got last night from him, personally, was a very welcome one, but it left her wanting more. If only they didn't have to hide their relationship…

"Well, someone looks like she could use a hug…"

The brunette nearly jumped three damn feet at the sound of her father's voice. She then spun on her heel and glomped him on the spot.

Naruto couldn't help but laugh in both joy and amusement as he hugged her back. "Hey, honey, what's wrong? You were so grumpy-looking when I got here."

"Garth." Her answer was short and straight to the point. Just as her daddy liked it. And he understood.

"Well, give me a sec to talk to Father Isaac and I'll be taking you and Little Teresa with me to Konoha, just like I promised," he said, rubbing her back comfortingly and giving his baby girl a peck on the forehead.

Harja brightened right up at that. "Really?"

"Of course~!" Naruto chuckled. "I promised to take you if you were a good girl, didn't I?" He yelped and chuckled again, as the young woman nearly squeezed the air right out of his lungs. "So, where is the old man?"

"He's upstairs, checking on one of the priestesses," Harja said, withdrawing from him and tugging his arm to lead the way. "She's due to have his baby any day, now, so he's been fussing over and spoiling her rotten with every waking moment of his freetime."

"I knew there were reasons I liked that guy," Naruto said with a smile. He then leaned in and whispered into Harja's ear as he let her lead him along, "You can expect the same treatment when we're finally able to tell everyone you're pregnant."

That reminded him: Kiba would probably be able to smell that she and Little Teresa have kids on the way. The blond might want to account for that.

Harja blushed and giggled at that. "Let's go!"

With that, the father and daughter rushed forth to inform Father Isaac that two of his acolytes would be departing soon.

----

Meanwhile, the teams from Konoha were packing up, on member in particular looking rather reluctant - the orange-haired girl of Team Ebisu, to be specific. Moegi sighed as she packed her things, legitimately wanting to stay after having finally snagged Onii-Chan… Maybe she could convince the Hokage to let her stick around?

"Something wrong, Moegi?" The one who asked was Konohamaru, the young man noticing her sour mood immediately.

"Just… feeling weird about going back home so soon," she replied, plastering on a smile. That wasn't untrue; Moegi just didn't want to share why she felt that way. But, of course…

"Why is that?" Udon just had to ask; she was acting weird, after all.

Moegi sighed. "I… I wanna... stay with Onii-Chan," she replied. "For… personal reasons." Her blush said it all, much to the shock of her teammates. She never did explain why she'd vanished last night… or when she teamed up with Miria to jump her love interest.

They had their suspicions, mind you, but it still came as quite the surprise to see them actually being confirmed.

Seeing the looks on their faces, Moegi turned beet red, but denied nothing. Giving her teammates an awkward chuckle she said, "I'll talk to him about it later. I just… wanted to give you guys a heads up."

Konohamaru and Udon exchanged looks for a brief moment. Then they looked at the strawberry blonde and nodded. While they didn't want her to leave the team, they weren't going to try and convince her to stay. Besides, the sixth Hokage can just say it's a very long term mission for her.

"Alright, thanks for letting us know beforehand." Udon said with a grateful nod.

"If anyone can be trusted to treat you well, it's the Boss," Konohamaru added. "Just… don't do anything that would make him have you fight Yami at full power… or that insane version of himself…" Team Esibu all shuddered with disturbance at the mere thought of fighting Yami again, more so for the insane version of their boss.

"You don't have to tell me twice," she said with another awkward laugh. "Insane Naruto is a scary Naruto. I'm going to be having nightmares of him. The way he talked to us when the simulation was over, gave me the heebie jeebies."

"You're not the only one," Konohamaru said.

"Yeah, that was entirely my bad," they heard Naruto say, nearly jumping out of their skin. When the trio looked they saw their boss standing behind them with a sheepish smile. He had two of his daughters in tow, as well, having fetched Little Teresa in under a minute with the help of Hiraishin. The blonde in question wasn't so little anymore, though - already standing up to his shoulder.

"Chloe wanted to have a spar with me," he continued. "So, I gave her something that would force her to think instead of running head first into action. Even I wasn't expecting the insane version of me to stick around once it was over… let alone talk to us."

Both Harja and lIttle Teresa were surprised to hear that, now immeasurably curious, though they said nothing for now.

"No worries," Moegi said reassuringly. "I'm just glad it's not anything like the real you… with the exception of your unpredictability. That's something I find charming, though."

Naruto blushed at that, suddenly feeling a bit awkward - especially when his daughters giggled. "Uh, thanks," he said, now looking twice as sheepish. He visibly meant it, though.

Moegi smiled brightly at that and Team Ebisu as a whole grabbed their things.

"We're ready when you are," Konohamaru declared.

Naruto smiled and nodded. "I've sent some clones to fetch the other teams; I'll be doing the return trip with two groups so I can spend some time with my daughters." He then looked at Moegi and added, "while keeping you separated from Kiba and Shino to avoid any awkward questions."

That was partially true; she still smelled of semen spent and had Naruto's scent all over her for anyone with a particularly sharps sense of smell to detect. What he left out was that the same and more applied to his daughters. But, he was a man of his word; Naruto promised to take Harja and Teresa to Konoha if they were good girls - therefore, he shall.

Moegi blushed heavily at that. "Uh… Th-thank you," she said.

"Anyway, I'm going to collect the teams now, including a smaller group of hybrids and awakened beings who want to visit. You wanna come with?"

"I don't see why not," the strawberry blonde chirped.

Konohamaru chuckled at that. "Alright," he said.

As usual, Udon decided to just follow along, being the more mellow member of their little group. He nodded with a smile.

Naruto chuckled and nodded, gesturing for them to follow. Harja and Little Teresa giggled and took hold of their Daddy's hands as they set off to fetch the others.

----

Half an hour later,

"Alright, everything is set," a Naruto clone said, getting back up on his feet from where he knelt in the middle of the teleportation room. The seal that would bring them all to Konohagakure was set up and ready to be used. All that's left now, is for the Sixth Hokage to activate the seal on his end. The blond looked over his shoulder at the shinobi teams from Konoha, excluding Team Ebisu. Team Samui were there, too - returning due to the parameters of their mission being finished. Now that the Organization has been taken care of they have no other reason to stay around… excluding Karui of course, due to her being married to him.

The original, meanwhile, was gathering his wives Riful, Miria, Priscilla, and Luciela. They and Karui wanted to go with the most among the women he'd married - though each one did so for her own reasons: Karui was feeling a bit homesick, so she decided to tag along, despite not having to; Miria was looking to see what she could find in the sex shops, though she would die before admitting it out loud; and Priscilla was still planning her conquest, despite having been established as Naruto's bitch at long last. The only difference now was the brunette's motivation. Her man deserved a legacy of glory, and would be a god by the time she was done~! Luciela, meanwhile, was looking to see what kind of recipes she could find oversees - now immeasurably curious after learning how to make Naruto's favorite ramen. Finally, Riful was tagging along, simply because she could.

His friends-with-benefits, Renee and Dietrich, were tagging along as well because neither of them had ever set foot off Testing Ground One and when they learned Naruto was going to the Elemental Nations again, they leapt at the chance. Rosemary the Red and the former trainee of the Organization Erica were going with after catching wind.

Since they were immediately going to Konoha, his former home, Renee and Dietrich had their claymores sealed away in the fuinjutsu Naruto inked onto the palm of their hands. They were simply too damn curious not to see what his home was like. The same went for Rosemary and Erica; each girl was wearing her usual garb, with the former Number One foregoing the plate armour. The young trainee was wearing her old uniform, plus sabatons and had padded leather added for better protection, seeing as how she still didn't have anything else to ear.

His two daughters, Little Teresa and Harja, were still elsewhere with the original due to two shinobi in the room that could smell them being pregnant, or in the case of one bug using ninja, pick up their pheromones. The fact that they'd also be able to tell that he'd had sex with his daughters last night would undoubtedly lead to some awkward questions.

"All we need to now, is wait for Kakashi-Sensei to get the message from the messenger toad I sent him, and we'll be ready to go." He told them with an anticipated grin. "Also, this is going to be the first time some of you have set foot off of this continent, so you're going to see some stuff that is beyond what you are use to."

"Is it wrong of me to look forward to their reactions?" Ino couldn't help herself. They were bound to be entertaining.

Naruto couldn't help but chuckle as he shook his head. "No, it's not. When Miria went to the Elemental Nations for the first time the reactions she had to everything new around her were so damn cute. She was all wide eyed and everything~!"

Ino and Tenten giggled at that, while Team Samui smiled fondly at their own share of memories with the first group. The reactions Miria, Eliza, Flora, Cynthia, Alicia, Beth and Riful had to seeing the technology the Elemental Nations have were amusing. It was equally funny to their reaction to the shower. On top of that was the first reaction to what they thought the shampoo was.

Just then, the teleportation seal on the ground behind him lit up - signifying that Kakashi had activated the seal on his end.

"Alright everyone, the seal is ready. We'll be going on ahead of the boss." The clone stepped forward and said, "Everyone hold hands with someone and we'll be there before you know it."

Those gathered nodded and approached the blond, evertone holding hands with someone else, Karui pointedly grabbing onto the clone of her hubby. A timid Erica grabbed his other, while also holding Dietrich's hand. Eventually, everyone was holding hands.

Dietrich, Renee, Rosemary and Erica all visibly jumped, startled by the sudden change in scenery.

"No matter how many times I experience that, I'll never get used to it," he former Number One muttered.

Naruto chuckled warmly at that, pulling her into a one-armed hug as Kakashi addressed him.

"Glad to see you again," the Hokage said.

"Same here, Kakashi-Sensei," Naruto said with a respectful nod, "And the mission has been a success," he got Erica to let go of his hand for a brief moment in order to get out the scroll containing the second payment, "And as discussed the rest of the 20 million is in here," he handed his former mentor the scroll. "That should help you out a lot with the state of affairs. And also, I'm going to… 'help out' train the academy students here with a new invention I made. I'm getting up one for Tenten in her weapons shop after I'm done here."

As he pocketed the scroll away, Kakashi looked at his former student with interest, "Oh? What would that be?"

"It's a simulation. A creation of fuinjutsu that allows a person, or a large group of people experience a scenario, fictional or real, like our first C-Rank mission to Nami no Kuni. Everything that happens in it will seem 'real', but nothing that happens in there will actually transfer to the real world, so if someone were to 'die' then they would be put into a death-like state until the simulation is over… assuming they're not the only ones taking it."

"That sounds interesting," Kakashi said. "I'll have to check it out before giving my stamp of approval, but I appreciate the help."

"We can vouch for him that it works," Tenten chirped, "We saw two scenarios… both of them were damn scary, but I look forward to using it."

"I even have several copies on me, right now." Naruto added. "Granted they're small and on scrolls, but the fuinjutsu spreads out once it's applied."

"We'll see," Kakashi chuckled. "The rest of you are dismissed," he said, addressing the ninja of his village. "You'll receive your payment once I've split it as usual."

Teams Asuma, Kurenai, and Gai nodded and were off to do their own thing.

"Oh, I'll be by your store to set your one up later, Tenten… and enjoy your 'spoils'." The brunette in question cackled maniacally.

"I'm wondering if I want to know…" Kakashi muttered as the cackling bun-haired brunette left the room with the rest of the teams in toe.

"She just found some new toys," a chuckling Naruto answered. "It's the main reason why she came along in the first place. So she's pretty happy with what she has."

The gravity-defying grey-haired, partially masked man hummed thoughtfully, "Noted…"

Soon after the others left, Naruto perked up and said, "I'll be right back. Moegi wanted to avoid some… awkward questions, because Kiba and Shino would be able to tell what she'd been up to with the Boss, last night." With that, the clone went up in a poof of smoke and the Original appeared in a golden flash, using the seal on Karui to perform a Hiraishin.

"So, what exactly have you been up to with your former student, young man?" Kakashi asked teasingly.

The blond chuckled as poor Moegi turned beet red. She only blushed harder at Naruto's response. "She's cute; can you blame me?"

"I suppose not," Kakashi chuckled. It was horribly unprofessional, but when was he ever professional? Then, he looked to the rest of the group that was with him. Out of them all, only one was familiar: Miria. The rest of them were new faces. He eyeballed Priscilla, Luciela and Riful; their chakras were immense. Either one of them could easily take on Shukaku and Priscilla was on a level of her own, almost as strong as Naruto, himself! It was legitimately intimidating to be in their presence. Hell, the girl he'd assumed to be Riful's big sister was nearly as strong as Kakashi!

Then, there was Little Teresa - while not as strong as Harja, she was still impressive for her age. The girl was easily Jounin-level, when it came to chakra reserves. No wonder the mission went by so quickly! With allies like these, not many could stand in Naruto's way.

Granted, that was true, regardless, but having their help likely contributed.

"Well, I have to say, you certainly keep interesting company around, Naruto." Kakashi said with an eye-smile.

Said blond chuckled heartily at that. "Oh, you have no idea," he said. "Speaking of, I have some girls back in Morris in need of some help from a healer that specializes in psychiatric cases - preferably of the Yamanaka Clan. They were turned into experimental weapons, literally designed to kill these three." he gestured to Priscilla, Riful, and Luciela. "As a result, those girls are… broken. There's nine of them. You mind finding someone for me to hire?"

"Of course," Kakashi replied with a nod, "I'll get on it as soon as possible."

Naruto nodded and said, "Thanks!"

"U-um…" Moegi nervously stepped forth. "Hokage-Sama, regarding the relationship Onii-Chan mentioned… I'd like to request a... m-marital leave… possibly a maternal one."

Kakashi stared at her. Then at Naruto. Then back at her again. "Well, someone worked fast..." He chuckled, drawing a blush from the strawberry blonde. "Sure," he said, shrugging nonchalantly. "I'll have someone fetch you the paperwork to fill out."

"Th-thank you, Hokage-Sama."

"Oh, that reminds me," Naruto unsealed several scrolls and handed them to his group, and they took them while giving the blond a look of curiosity. "Those scrolls contain this continent's currency. You all have around a hundred thousand ryo to spend."

"A… A hundred thousand…?" Miria was looking at her scroll as if it was made of the most delicate material ever made. Everyone else had similar reactions.

"Yep." Her husband chuckled. "You can get the money out by channeling your chakra - or yoki, in your case, Erica, into it."

The girl in question smiled and nodded, hugging the scroll to her chest.

Miria smiled and went over to give her hubby a loving peck on the cheek, "You're the best~!" she was going to see if there was anything… kinky to buy.

"Dietrich, Renee," Naruto said, getting their attention. "You mind taking Erica with you?"

"We don't," Said the former, with the latter nodding in agreement. Dietrich gave the young girl a friendly smile and offered Erica her hand, "Let's go explore, shall we?"

"A-alright," she chirped, letting herself be dragged along with a giggle.

"That was cute," Kakashi commented, eyeballing the retreating trio. Then, he readdressed Naruto. "I assume you'll be going to your old apartment while I'm finding that healer?"

"Yeah, probably," Naruto chuckled, pulling his dark-skinned wife into a one-armed hug and drawing a happy yelp from her. "I'll be sending a clone or two with some of the girls, here, too."

"Alright." Kakashi nodded. "I'll send the messenger there, first."

"Okay," Naruto then looked at Karui with an impish grin, drawing a heavy blush from her. "Let's go to my old apartment, then~!" Several poofs later started ushering the ladies out while one stayed with Team Ebisu and Karui's teammates.

"Oh, my~!" she said, giggling as the original scooped her up into a bridal carry. And like that, the two were off.

Moegi giggled at the spectacle. "She's pregnant with their second child," the strawberry blonde said with a dreamy sigh. "I can't wait to have one of my own~!"

Thankfully, she wouldn't have to wait for long...

----

As Naruto's apartment was near the Hokage tower, it didn't take him and Karui long to get there. It was a ten to fifteen minute walk, and because Naruto was running it took them around five minutes.

As he opened the door and closed it behind him, Naruto set the dark-skinned redhead down on her feet. Then, he hugged her from behind, rubbing the little baby bump. With her being only four months in, it was very subtle. She was just barely starting to show.

"Guess what," he murmured into her ear, before kissing her on the cheek.

"What?"

"We're going to be alone for a bit…" Then Naruto got into the act of her favourite character, from Icha Icha: Conquest, "which means, you're going to be a good girl and give Shiro-Sama a nice blowjob~!" he reached around and gently grabbed her tits and started kneading them, "You're going to service me, as is my right!" he growled huskily.

Karui shuddered longingly at that, her knees nearly giving out on the spot. "A common belief in Kumo is that if I swallow some of your seed while pregnant, I'll be more likely bear you plenty of strong sons." She gave him a heated leer and a lewd grin. "Shall I test that theory, Shiro-Sama~?"

"Of course," He grinned menacingly, "It better be your best blowjob as well. Else you won't get a piece of me again!"

"Your glorious dick deserves no less than the best, Shiro-Sama~!" With that, Karui turned around in his arms and slowly sand down to her knees, expertly undoing his trousers with her teeth as she opened her dress up for his viewing pleasure. As Naruto's monster dong flopped down onto her face Karui licked his shaft from base to tip. She stopped right there to swirl her tongue around his bulbous lower head, before taking it into her mouth and bobbing her head teasingly. Then, Naruto gurgled as the redhead suddenly took the whole thing down her throat, her nose touching his lower belly. Holy shit, she nearly made him cum right there!

Karui pulled back and giggled impishly after pulling back and started jerking him off with one hand and messaging his balls with the other. She paused and swirled her tongue around his head behind her lips on occasion while bobbing her head - keeping good eye contact, all the while. Naruto was legitimately impressed. It never failed to amaze him how quickly she learned and how thoroughly she topped her previous performance when next she had him all to herself.

Naruto's eyes nearly popped out of his skull when the redhead put her hands on the door behind him and then started suddenly and relentlessly fucking him with her throat. The blond didn't stand a chance; he literally didn't know what hit him and held Karui's ead in place, roaring in ecstasy as he came hard. Karui held firm, letting her husband deposit his seed directly into her stomach. Spurt after glorious spurl poured into her, filling the redhead up as Naruto blew his load. Eventually, he relented, his knees feeling weak as his wife pulled back and squeezed the last drops out like toothpaste from a tube. Then, Karui giggled, giving her man a show as she showed him her spoils and then gulped down his deposit in spectacular fashion.

"Fuuuck!" Naruto groaned longingly "How the hell? Seriously where and how the hell did you learn how to do that?!"

"Abusing the simulator," Karui giggled. "It does wonders for getting some practice in~!"

"You devious woman," Naruto chuckled. "Hop on the couch, and I'll reward you for your efforts~!"

Karui grinned and did just that, spreading her legs enticingly. The blond smiled at her and approached his wife with every intention of keeping that promise. This was going to be a long, eventful day...