72 Guest From Sunagakure Part 1(18+)

The Kazekage's Office is where Gaara conducts his administrative duties; it's a large, round, sandy coloured building with several rows of windows and had the kanji for "Wind" painted on the side of the building in a circle. Inside of the Kazekage's Office were two of Naruto's former Teammates, Sakura and Sasuke, with a black-haired baby girl in the arms of the former.

With them was Anko and Maki, the former who was Konoha-born and the latter who was part of Sunagakure - both of whom who's had a one night stand with Naruto. Though for Anko it was to keep Naruto from bringing his unholy rage down upon Konoha. For Maki, she wanted to comfort Naruto when he was at his lowest point, one thing led to another and she had gotten the fucking of a lifetime from him. She took some contraceptives to make sure she didn't get pregnant at the time, Maki wanted to remain a Kunoichi, after all, so she was one of the women that didn't get knocked up with a child. The two of them were going along because A) Naruto was there. B) they wanted to make sure that Sakura doesn't put her foot in her mouth, which she would usually do, and bring the wrath of these half-human, half-demon hybrids down upon her.

Gaara was sitting behind his desk with his older siblings Temari and Kankuro beside him. And behind them, looking into the room was Shukaku himself. Though he was being uncharacteristically serious and quiet, and if he was being quiet then this was serious business.

Lying flat on the floor of the office, between the Kazekage and his siblings, and Sasuke, Sakura, Anko and Maki, was the teleportation seal Naruto had given to Gaara all those years ago.

"I take it this is what is going to let us see Naruto?" Sasuke asked, looking at the fuinjutsu matrix with some interest. He's not proficient with fuinjutsu but even he could tell this was very complex.

With unblinking eyes, Gaara nodded 'yes' to the Uchiha's question. "Yes. I don't have to stress just how important it is that you don't aggravate anyone that is with Naruto, do I?" the redhead was directing that question more at Sakura.

The pinkette in question shook her head furiously, "N-no, I know how important it is." she cast Anko and Maki a sideways glance before jerking her head to them, "It's why they're coming with us, isn't it? To make sure I… don't do or say anything offensive."

"Partially. It's to make sure they don't do anything to you, either." Gaara replied.

"Those mates of Naruto's do not like any of you two. Sasuke for obvious reasons," the Uchiha in question shrugged at that. He can't deny that a lot of bad things that happened to his friend was because of him. "And you for also obvious reasons; you belittling Naruto and hitting him for every little mistake he had has not endeared you to any of them. Just be watchful of what you say and don't, for the love of the Sage, antagonise them! There's one that Kurama's afraid of and she has enough demonic energy, to fight the five Kages and win."

"I'll make sure Sakura doesn't say anything to offend them," Sasuke vowed.

"I think your mere presence would offend them," Kankuro pointed out. He wasn't trying to be funny; but with those women having such a low opinion of them both, that was a very real possibility.

"I'll be extra sure that she doesn't say anything to offend them." the one-armed Uchiha said again.

Gaara exhaled, then as he stood up and out of his hair to walk around to the front of his desk, the redhead gestured to the unfurled scroll on the ground. "Just stand on top of the scroll and I'll send my chakra into the seal matrix."

As the four did as they were told, Anko wanted to get one question in before they were sent to this other continent Naruto had discovered a near-decade ago. "Is there anything else we should know about, when we're there?"

Gaara who was now kneeling down on one knee and about to press his digits onto the seal paused for a moment. He looked up at the violet-haired woman and replied, "There's a time difference between here and there of about seven hours. It will be day time here, but the same cannot be said for there."

"It'll be night time, then." Anko said, and Gaara nodded in confirmation.

Then the redhead pressed his fingers against the seal matrix and pushed his chakra into it. The ink glowed before the four man team was enveloped by a flash of light that was almost blinding. When it died down, Sasuke, Sakura, their daughter, Anko and Maki were no longer in the room.

"Let's hope they don't fuck up." Shukaku said, though going by the tone he's got, the One-Tails actually thinks Sasuke and Sakura are going to fuck up. Moreso for Sakura since he saw how the pinkette would treat Naruto during the academy days, and during their time as ninja of Konoha thanks to Kurama telling him all about it.

The mind mistress Temari immediately snapped her head around to glare at the sandy raccoon. "Hey! Don't go tempting fate!" she berated the Bijuu, though she too was hoping they wouldn't fuck this up either.

She knew Sasuke wouldn't do anything stupid. Sakura on the other hand… well, Temari can only hope the pinkette had enough brains to not go and piss off anybody there. Intentional or not.

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It was fairly busy in Morris at the moment; the sun had gone down, yet, Naruto was still up because he was expecting some more ANBU teams from Konohagakure to show up any time now. Iwagakure was one Hidden Village the Lord of Morris was not anticipating any time soon, mainly because Naruto knew Kurotsuchi wasn't back in Iwagakure no Sato yet.

So here he was, in the teleportation room, waiting for any arrivals to come by himself. Everyone else was in bed, sleeping and his parents were no longer around since it was night out and his kids had to go to bed.

He looked down at his wrist as if checking the time on a watch, only to yawn out of boredom and tiredness before cross his arms. "...I wait for a few more minutes." Naruto told himself, before letting out quite the loud yawn. He was very tempted to go off to bed right about now.

A few more minutes had passed, and Naruto was thoroughly tempted to just call it a day here and head off to bed when it happened. The seal formula on the scroll glowered before Naruto was forced to shield his eyes from a near blinding flash of light.

When the light died down Naruto blinked the disorientation away and looked to see who had arrived. He was thoroughly surprised to see that it was his old teammates, Anko and Maki, plus one extra who was sound asleep in Sakura's arms.

"I was expecting a few people to come by today, but I really wasn't expecting them to be you of all people," Naruto said after he collected enough of himself, then he gave them a genuinely happy smile. "But it's so damn good to see the two of you. The years have been well to you."

When she and her master Tsunade delivered the bad news, they didn't exactly part on the best of terms.

Sakura smiled, looking immeasurably relieved to see that her old teammate is alright. "T-Thanks; I'm happy to see that you're alright."

While he didn't show it Sasuke was happy to see that his friend was alright as well. Naruto's more at peace, and noticeably less depressed than the last time the Uchiha saw him. "I'm sorry, that I couldn't do anything to bring Hinata-san back." It may have been a near decade since then, but not being able to bring Hinata back to life was one of his many regrets.

Naruto exhaled at that but gave them a tired, if happy smile that made him look a bit older than he actually is. "It's been a bumpy road, but I lived." He looked around the room before going back to them, "A lot of things have happened, but I wouldn't change it for anything." Then he beckoned the four to follow him. "C'mon, I'll get you settled in. The sun's going down, so chances are everyone's either going to be in bed or are already in bed. It'll take some time getting used to, believe me."

"I do," Sasuke said with a nod, as he, Sakura, Anko and Maki all followed him out of the teleportation room and into the hallway. "So I hear you're the leader of a town?"

Naruto nodded with a bit of enthusiasm. "Yeah. Right now, we're in the citadel, a mountainside fortress that overlooks the village of Morris itself. It's a pretty long story how I ended up in this position, but to make a long story short: I was appointed as 'Lord of Morris'. It's comparable to a Kage."

"I heard the women you're staying with have a very low opinion on your teammates." Maki said pointedly. "They're not going to be a problem are they?"

To their relief Naruto shook his head. "No. They won't be a problem. But, they don't like either of you, period. And a few have expressed an interest in giving you some retribution on my behalf, but I convinced them not to." He gave Sakura in particular a dead serious look and added, "I can't promise that they'll stay convinced if you're not careful, though. Some of them will literally eat you if you piss them off."

Poor Sakura turned white as a sheet at that.

"I'll k-keep that in mind," she muttered uncomfortably.

"How do we know which ones will eat us?" Anko asked; she was understandably perturbed by that declaration. She may have been a creep herself, with her antics of licking up blood and such, but she'd never go and eat people.

"They're the ones who don't have silver eyed or pale blonde/platinum blonde hair… well, most of them. Some are just regular humans Trust me, you'll know when you'll see them," Naruto answered. "Don't worry though. They're pretty friendly as long as you treat them like. Normal. Human. Beings." he punctuated with emphasis while looking at Sakura, since she's the one who normally lets her mouth get ahead of her thoughts. "To do otherwise is a surefire way to get on their shitlist. And believe me, Sakura and Sasuke, you both are very close to being on that list."

Sakura was ashen faced and now very nervous. Sasuke on the other hand looked like he didn't give a shit. Though he showed some concern for the warning. He put a hand on his wife's shoulder to comfort her, and it worked.

Naruto turned to Anko and said, "you have less to worry about. They're actually pretty fond of you… sympathetic, even, in some cases. Mind you, a few of them wish you waited until after I turned Konoha back into a crater, before calming me down, but it all worked out in the end."

"Uh… right," she said nervously.

Naruto mirrored that as his cheeks turned a bit red. "I didn't end up giving you an… unexpected present, nine months later, did I?"

Sakura's eye twitched at that, but she kept quiet.

Anko gave him a lighthearted chuckle, shaking her head. In hindsight, she couldn't really blame him for being so nervous. She had to admit that it was rather cute, though. "No. I used contraceptives. So did Maki for that matter, so we didn't get knocked up." The purple-haired woman would die before admitting that she wished hers had failed, but that was neither here nor there. "So, how've you been holding up?"

"Fairly well, actually," Naruto chirped, a friendly smile tugging at his face. "I've gotta say it was tough, especially after learning the hard way how challenging parenthood can be, but I don't mind, at all."

"What doesn't kill you makes you stronger, they say," Maki giggled.

"True enough." Naruto chuckled with her, "Though I have over 50 kids, now." Upon seeing their shocked faces, he helpfully, yet tiredly, elaborated. "I got a lot of wives."

"A few dozen, in fact," a childlike, feminine voice cooed in a seductive manner, not at all befitting of such a voice. Before most of them could so much as blink, Riful appeared to materialize on Naruto's arm. "I was wondering what had been keeping you, dear."

The girl was decked out in some rather… inappropriate lingerie for someone her apparent age, much to Sakura's dismay and Anko's amusement.

"Just a few friends of mine…don't hurt them. The pink-haired one, especially." Naruto was outright pleading the loli.

"I take it she's Sakura, then," the Abyssal brunette muttered thoughtfully. Riful gave said pinkette a once-over and shrugged indifferently. "As long as she behaves herself, I guess…"

"What the hell is she wearing?" Sakura whispered heatedly, her cheeks ablaze.

"Something I got for our Seven-Year Anniversary," the loli giggled. She then blinked and her eyes were replaced with pits glowing a demonic pink as her hair seemed to come to life, a single, black, metallic ribbon reaching out to Sakura. "Empress Riful of the West, at your service.

"She's one of the people who wouldn't hesitate to eat you, by the way." Naruto commented offhandedly. "And she's older than she looks - well over 500-years-old, in fact."

"Uh… r-right," the pinkette muttered oddly, before taking the 'limb' presented to her and shaking it like a hand. "Uchiha Sakura," she said. "I hope we get along well."

"I most certainly hope so… as long as you don't do anything stupid like, hitting my husband." the Abyssal One hissed with agitation.

Naruto ruffled his wife's scalp calming her down considerably. "Sakura does have the tendency to not think things through, but she's not stupid enough to let her mouth get ahead of her head. Or hit me for every little thing she thinks is 'wrong'." He gave her a pointed look, silently telling her to agree with him.

"Of course," she said without hesitation.

"I'll keep her in check if she loses her temper," Sasuke assured.

"We're also here to make sure they don't pick any fights with your...um...wives." Maki nervously added, "And the same applies for your wives too, since so many of them have very low opinions of Sasuke and Sakura."

"I see… well I approve of that." Naruto said with an appreciative smile. He was happy that someone was here to make sure that no one was going to try and pick a fight.

As much as he had faith in his girls, Naruto knew Sasuke is on a whole other level compared to them. Hell, the only person who could give him a challenge would be Priscilla…and maybe Teresa, if she was to do the Soul Link with Clare. But Naruto knows for a fact that they would have their asses handed to them just because of how dangerous the Rinnegan and Sharingan are.

"Just so you know, the technology difference between here and the Elemental Nations is very different. They're more primitive, so there's no toilets or lights you're going to be used to. And as you can see, the sun's going down, so everyone is pretty much in bed by this point. Though, some are staying up late, like Riful here." the blond added, gesturing to the dark haired loli in question who was thankfully back to looking normal.

"I'll keep that in mind," Sasuke replied.

Naruto nodded to him. "After saving several women and trainees from the Organization, we're starting to get a bit short on vacant rooms in the castle," he explained. "You'll have to go to the upper levels to find two that're next door to each. My room is the Don Jon, basically the highest room in the building. Be warned, though, most of those rooms are taken up by my girls, and they've been known to get… frisky."

"Thanks for letting us know," Sasuke replied.

Naruto nodded to him once more and gave Riful a bemused look when she tugged on his sleeve, with a look of impatience. He snorted with amusement, she wanted some nookie time with him it looked like. With a sigh the blond made a clone of himself and said, "Show them to their rooms - they'll be able to get settled in faster that way."

"You got it, Boss!"

With that said and done, the original… well, the original clone scooped Riful up into a bridal carry, drawing a giggle from her and was gone in a yellow flash.

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Meanwhile in Raby Castle, Ava and Eva slunk towards Naruto's room in the dead of night, feeling that they'd waited long enough for him to make a move on them. They were going to take matters in their own hands, now! They had come of age a while ago and now, they were ready for him to take them from being girls to women.

This was extremely similar to how Alicia and Beth had lost their virginity, only Ava and Eva had more knowledge than they did thanks to Neideen's… not so child friendly teaching methods. Also, again, thanks to Neideen, they weren't virgins, but that was beside the point. They wanted to claim Naruto as their man like so many other women before them and there wasn't a damn thing on this earth that was going to stop them! They slipped on into his room without a sound and exchanged a look as they saw him calmly snoozing away.

Emotionless, expressionless, Eva just gave her twin sister a single defined nod. Ava returned returned it with one of her own, equally expressionless. Then as one, the pair sneaked their way over to Naruto's bed with one thought in mind: making Naruto their man.

They slipped into his bed and were more than a little surprised to find Savra there. She was fully clothed and the smell of sex being absent told them that she hadn't played 'hide the sausage' with Naruto. The twins exchanged a glance, shrugged in unison, and continued what they'd been doing. If she wanted to join, they wouldn't stop her, and if she didn't they could simply allow her to leave before claiming their man. They didn't mind, either way. In the end, they would get what they sought after.

As for Savra herself, all she was doing was sleep beside Naruto for purely innocent reasons. She's been unable to get to sleep; despite being eighteen years old, she always found it hard to sleep without someone by her side. And Naruto was a kind person, so she knew he wouldn't force her out of his room.

She grumbled when the mattress, this oh so comfortable mattress, began to shift and bounce a bit. The blindfold-clad blonde furrowed her brow in confusion and irritation as the constant shifting was waking her up from her slumber. Then she saw it, two signatures of yoki that were all too familiar to her by this point.

She quickly sat up, but not fast enough to disturb Naruto and 'glared' at the twins with a very stern frown. "What on Earth are you two girls doing?" she whispered.

Eva answered so bluntly as to knock the blind woman for a loop. "We intend to have Naruto's children."

Ava followed suit, asking, "do you wish to join or not?"

The fact that their tone made the twins sound like they were talking about the weather was most jarring for Savra as her brain needed a moment to process what she'd just heard. Her cheeks flared as she sputtered, struggling pitifully to answer.

"Geez," Savra went stiff when she heard Naruto's voice. He sounded so very tired. "I was hoping to get some sleep, but instead I wake up to this." Naruto slowly sat up with a tired yawn, and squint his eyes so they could better adjust. He saw Savra first, sitting up beside him, "...I'm honestly surprised to see you here, Savra. Not that I mind, mind you. Just… well… surprised is all."

The warrior in question blushed harder at that. "I… couldn't sleep. Everytime I try to without someone to hold onto I start feeling lonely and depressed."

Naruto looked at her with tired eyes for a moment; before letting out a soft chuckle. "Daw, c'mere you!" Savra let out a surprised squawk when Naruto pulled her into a one-armed hug. "I know how you feel. I've had to go through the same thing years ago."

"I swear, my cheeks are going to light you ablaze," she muttered uncomfortably. The poor thing didn't know they could burn this hot; it felt like someone could fry an egg on her forehead!

Naruto could only chuckle again. "You're so cute!" Then, he turned to the twins and asked, "what about you? I take it you're the reason she got all noisy?"

"We want to have your babies," Ava and Eva answered in eerie unison.

Naruto, to his credit, just raised an eyebrow at their blunt answer. He didn't look surprised in the slightest, though they were inwardly pleased to note that he seemed interested. "Huh… you're definitely like Alicia and Beth when I first met 'em."

Poor Savra's heart and mind raced when she could sense that he was actually considering it.

Naruto then asked them, complete with an arched eyebrow, "Did Neideen put you up to this, 'Twitchy and Squeaker'?"

"She did not," Ava stated.

"Neideen told us that we should wait until you make a move, once we come of age," Eva elaborated. "She admitted to be tempted, but did not follow her impulses on the grounds that you or Tsunade might skin her alive."

"I see…" Naruto grunted and rubbed the side of his head with an inquisitive frown. "well, at least Neideen advised you to wait until you've come of age."

"We've been of age for months," Ava pointed out.

Eva added, "we decided that we had waited long enough. We want to have your babies and are currently ovulating."

Naruto took their words into consideration, and was deeply in thought. Then he surprised the blind girl when he suddenly asked, "...Savra, what do you think?"

"I think something's poking my leg," she replied before thinking.

"Oh?" Naruto chuckled.

"Naruto is well-endowed," the twins said in unison.

"Fifteen inches, so yes, I am well-endowed. I ruined many a women with it."

"HOW DO YOU EVEN FIT?!" Savra squawked, jolting up in utter shock.

Naruto saw an opportunity to mess around with the blindfolded girl and he took it. "Well… a girl gets naked, they spread their legs, and I fuck them stupid." he said into her ear, all the while reaching around to grab her nice tit through her uniform. "It doesn't always fit. But often times it does."

The poor blind woman was drooling from both sets of lips by this point.

Naruto slowly maneuvered Savra so she was lying on top of him in such a way that she was giving him direct access to all accessible body parts. Then he leaned and whispered into her ear, "Right after I healed their stigmas, I fucked Sistina, and the other Crimson Guards. And they loved it."

"I hear you had sex with all twenty-six women in Pieta and every eligible bachelorette in the city at the time when you got there," Savra muttered shyly. "And then some… even impregnating several girls who as many as three years underaged."

"That's an exaggeration. I fucked Jean's entire team, and Helen and Deneve, but not everyone… well, not that night, at least..some held out for a couple years, even, and I didn't touch any of the civilians… at the time, though a few of them did come to Morris at a later date. They were among the hotel staff and nuns I'd bedded over the past few days." Then he leaned down and licked her along the jawline, "And I have to say…" he started with a husky growl, "You're just as fuckable as my previous lovers~"

Savra shuddered longingly. "S-so…" she started timidly, her mouth suddenly dry. "H-how do we start?"

"Well… out of everyone in this room, you, Ava and Eve are the only ones still clothed." he told all three of them. "You're on top of the covering, that's why you didn't notice. But, there are other ways for us to enjoy ourselves."

"I… uh…" Savra hesitated. "I w-want you to… um… show me what it's like…"

"Show you what? You're going to have to be more specific than that, hot stuff~"

The poor blind woman felt her cheeks flare at that. "I want you... to p-put your... p-penis inside me and show me what… what it feels like." She was so terribly curious, ever since he saved her and the others, but had simply lacked the nerve to ask. Had she not, she would have been part of that mass orgy, a few nights ago.

"That's better," Naruto then cupped her cheek and after making her look at him, he gave Sarva the most passionate kiss she'd ever received in her life. By the end of it she was almost breathless. "But, be a little braver and more crude with your words. No one's going to judge you for what you say. For example: I'm going to fucking pummel the shape of my cock into your tightass cunt until you're ruined for anyone else but me!" he growled loud enough for the three of them to hear the fierce passion in his voice. "By the time I'm done with you, you'll be nothing more than a gibbering mess that's more obsessed with my dick fucking her stupid! And Ava and Eve will be nothing more than a pair of fuck-stupid cum dumps who'll want me to fill their cunts!"

Savra wobbled a bit, suddenly feeling lightheaded from embarrassment. Naruto couldn't help but chuckle at that, thoroughly reminded of Hinata. She then got up slightly and shimmied out of her leggings, before moving Naruto's covers out of the way. She could sense Ava and Eva's amazement and envy when they saw the sheer size of his dick. She pawed around a bit to find it and everything from her collarbone to the roots of her hair seemed to glow in the dark as she turned a bright shade of red. Savra shuddered, gently caressing the massive piece of meat that her hands could barely contain.

"Savra, before you go into this, do you wanna make out first?" Naruto asked her. "A lot of people find it easier if they were eased into it first." Not to mention it would give the twins some time to work his cock over.

"I… uh… that's flattering, but I'm good. I can do this." She took a deep, calming breath and lifted herself up, shuddering as she rubbed the tip of his cock against her dripping vulva.

Naruto shrugged at that. "Alright." If she wanted to go straight for the main course then he'll let her. Savra's a big girl and can make her own decisions. As a nice bonus, it was adorable… and hot.

Then he reached up to grab her hips and keep her steady, bent his knees and slammed up and into the blind girl all the way to the hilt. The poor girl had no idea what hit her. The second she felt his ballsack clap against her ass, and the head kissing the entrance of her womb the air left her lungs as she opened her mouth in a silent scream. She didn't stand a chance when Naruto started fucking away and tried to reshape her cunt to fit the shape of his cock and his cock only.

She could feel every contour, every throbbing vein, even the pubic hairs tickling her as her head spun. "Fuh... " she tried to say, the word struggling to get out. "F-f-fuck me," she whispered desperately. Her hands planted themselves upon his manly, broad, muscular chest and she blushed harder at the feel as she tried rolling her hips. "F-fuck me… please! I w-want you to g-go all the way, consequences be damned!"

Naruto chuckled and pulled her into a hug - drawing a startled yelp from Savra, which was immediately cut off by a smoldering kiss that made her inner walls clench tightly around his dick for just a moment. Then, he bent his knees, adjusted himself, and obliged her in the most mind-numbingly pleasurable way he possibly could.

Savra squealed heatedly as she felt Naruto railing her without mercy in an came almost immediately, wailing in pleasure as Naruto had his way with her. Their spectators eagerly watched, their eyes glued to the manly slab of meat disappearing into the blind woman's cunt as her juices gushed forth. Naruto grabbed her as and gave his newest addition to the collection of cherries he's popped a nice firm swat on the ass. Savra yelped and shuddered, cumming a second time and drawing a grunt from the man inside her.

The blond in question was already so damn close… Not even half a minute in and he was already feeling his balls churn. It didn't help that this hot -ass blind woman cumming all over his bitch-breaker basically gave him permission to throw responsibility out the window and potentially knock her up. He kept going, not slowing down one bit as he powered through her orgasm sending her over the edge once more as the previous climax abated. That was the final nail in the coffin for Naruto's ability to keep goin.

Being blind, Savra's sense of touch was already sharp as all hell. The hypersensitivity that came with her visit to cloud nine only enhanced it to the point of absurdity as she felt a powerful gush of wet heat slam into her cunt so hard the poor thing swore she heard an audible thump. Savra gasped, another spurt pouring into her… and another… and another.

Ava and Eva stared in amazement at the sight of Naruto's balls contracting, his shaft visibly throbbing as the blond poured his hot, thick, inhumanly-potent baby batter deep within Savra's unprotected cunt. They simply had to know what that was like!

Just as that thought ran through their heads, poor Savra went utterly limp, out cold from sensory overload.

With a low chuckle the blond, now fully awake and rearing to go, carefully pulled the now unconscious woman off his cock. Then, after lying her down beside him, Naruto looked at Ava and Eva and gave them quite the frightening grin that sent chills down their spine.

What… was this feeling they were having? Was it fear? Anticipation? They had no idea. But they wanted this! They wanted to have his babies, even though they had no idea what that entailed exactly. Thinking back upon those 'lessons' Neideen had given them, Ava and Eva exchanged a wary glance, their cheeks burning red, and they stripped down and out of their two-piece uniforms - the top being easier to get out of since there was a massive gap on the backs - before crawling on up to him with a one-track mind that only the two of them, plus Alicia and Beth, could show.

The both gently nudged him down onto his back and he obliged, putting up no resistance. Then, as one the twins pounced upon his dick, cleaning Savra's juices off with their tongues with expressionless looks on their faces, that was betrayed by the sheer enthusiasm their tongues were putting into cleaning him up.

Naruto let loose a deep, loving moan at the sensations and reached down to caress their scalps as thanks. They instinctually leaned against his palm and nuzzled, and rubbed against it, much like a cat would.

He couldn't help but chuckle at that. They were, indeed, very much like Alicia and Beth were used to be all those years ago. There were many days where he woke up to them sucking and stroking off his dick, when they were addicted to having him loving them. He can see these girls doing very much the same.

It made for a better alarm, that's for damn sure.

Once they were done, Ava and Eva withdrew and exchanged a look. As if they were communicating without words, Eva pulled back and waited as her big sister straddled Naruto. The former Number One's eyes flashed with uncertainty as she clearly had no idea what the hell she was doing but carried on, nonetheless. Gently grasping the massive shaft, Ava then guided it to her folds, only to hesitate once the tip gently rubbed her vaginal lips. Her cheeks went red for some reason as a pit of uncertainty formed in her stomach, but she pushed it aside and let Naruto's dick slide into her as she slowly, carefully descended. Her breath went shallow as she strained to accommodate him. It was so intense!

"Take it slow," Naruto advised her. He would say her name, but she was identical to the other one it's hard to tell the difference between Ava and Eva. "This is your first time, so, taking it slow and steady will let you have time to adjust. Once you do it'll be easy going from there."

Ava nodded and took his advice to heart. It took a moment, but she was able to adjust and pressed on, twitching violently at the pleasure she felt. Naruto couldn't help but chuckle, knowing this was clearly 'Twitchy' - and therefore, Ava - on top of him. According to Neideen, she was the quiet one of the two and her sister was the vocal one. That was how they got their nicknames.

Naruto had to admit though, her twitching made for one hell of a unique experience. He could feel her walls clamping and loosening around his cock rapidly; it was like one long dick-length massage.

"Well… if you're the quiet one, I can't wait to fuck Eva~" Naruto gave the twin in question quite the menacing grin at that. Ava didn't say anything, she couldn't say anything, lest she start screaming out in pleasure. Eva, meanwhile, felt her cheeks burn and her loins twitch in longing. She couldn't wait, either.

And then Naruto bent his knees, put his hands on her thighs, and started railing Ava like a man possessed. Ava collapsed on top of him and panted, tugging his shoulder and urging him to get on top of her. According to Neideen, that position was ideal for conception and she wanted to make as damn sure as possible to have his baby.

Naruto chuckled and obliged, rolling to his left and on top of Ava and pinned her underneath him. He then mashed his lips against hers and started pounding her anew. Ava's toes curled and her back arched as she writhed in pleasure at the sensations washing over her. She shuddered, brought to orgasm almost immediately. Her inner walls clamped down, milking him for all he was worth as she gurgled pitifully. Naruto grunted at the seneation and carried on, powering through her orgasm and pounding away without missing a beat.

Overwhelmed by the sight of her love interest and sister going at it like rabbits in heat, Eva reached down and started rubbing her dripping cunt to it. She whimpered at the self-inflicted sensations washing over her and started moaning like a little whore as she kept at it while watching Naruto and Eva turning her into someone's aunt.

She was looking forward to having her turn.

"G-Gonna fuck you so good, you'll be begging for more!" Naruto grunted madly into Ava's ear; he sped up, going twice the normal pace as Naruto tried to fuck the shape of older twin's ass into his mattress. "Gonna make you and your sister my personal bed warmers!" he was running his mouth off just so he could get Ava to cum again, and in turn trigger his own orgasm. He was close, so very, very close!

Little did he know that these words had an effect on her and Eva…

The younger twin yelped in pleasure, the most powerful orgasm she'd ever experienced washing over her as she collapsed behind them; Ava, meanwhile, stiffened, her eyes rolling back as she gurgled again, her inner walls clamping down upon the thick, manly piece of meat inside her babymaker as she came. Naruto grunted, his own orgasm triggered as he slammed into her one last time and blew his thick, potent load inside her, planting his seed in her very fertile mound and sending her flying right back over the edge once more. The poor thing didn't even have time to recover from the previous orgasm when the third one hit, knocking her for a loop. She went limp in a breathless, violently-twitching heap. While still conscious, the poor thing wasn't getting up after that… not for quite some time, at least.

Upon seeing Naruto withdraw with a grunt, Eva scrambled to her hands and knees, approaching the object of her desires with a single thought in mind: to mate with this stud and bear his offspring. Naruto felt his dick throb when she gestured for him to get behind her as she took it upon herself to clean up the mess he left. Ava shuddered happily at the sensation of her baby sister lapping up the leftovers of Naruto's hot, thick load.

The man in question placed a hand on Eva's rear and started rubbing the tip of his dick against her folds as she cleaned up. The younger twin squeaked and writhed at the sensation, before giving him a longing whimper. Naruto couldn't help but find it amusing as he poked his head right in and slowly sank into her. Eva squawked and moaned, his dick stretching her virgin cunt in ways she'd never imagined before. It felt so goooood~!

Then when he felt his balls lightly slap against her crotch - Eva's clit especially - Naruto stayed there, to let her get accustomed to his size. It was also a good reason for him to feel her walls clenched around his thick girth, in an attempt to instinctually milk it. The Organization had been doing their damndest to make them emotionless killing machines, but they never truly gotten rid of their more basic instincts… not for lack of trying, but they failed.

Their instinct to breed with a strong, virile male was still going strong, and Neideen's influence on them had only enhanced it. Eva's high-pitched moaning echoed throughout the bedchamber, when he finally started thrusting. Naruto started off slow at first, to let Eva get adjusted to his thrusting, yet throbbing cock, as he dug in and out of her valley. Then he sped up as the seconds went by, going from slow but steady thrusts to outright pounding the shape of him into her. Eva high-pitched moaning filled the room by that point and would have nearly woken up everyone in the damn castle if it weren't for the thick walls muffling the sounds. The ANBU still heard everything, much to their chagrin, but the other girls were thankfully unaffected… mostly.

Quite a few were in their own rooms, close to his. But, that was a subject for later.

Naruto, who had two consecutive orgasms already, was already feeling his third orgasm approach as he fucked Eva like she was a bitch in heat. Thank you Neideen for that Blessing of Blinding pleasure she gave him. The second he blows his load inside of Eva, she'll cum with him. It's a win win, scenario for Naruto. If he was tired, and he is-it was like midnight, now; all he would have to do is blow his load inside of Eva and she would cum with him. So that was what he was working towards.

Reaching around, he also fiddled with her clit for good measure - cupping a breast and playing with the nipple while he was at it. Eva squeaked and mewled longingly at the sensations, feeling a distinct, familiar pressure building in her loins as her man, her mate kept at it. Her breath was shallow. Her heart was pounding in her ears. She was to close~!

"I'm gonna ruin you for any other man," Naruto growled sexily into her ear and he licked the lobe. "No one's dick will satisfy you after this~!"

Eva shuddered, her inner walls clamping down onto his throbbing shaft. She could tell he was close. "P-please," she begged. "Fill me with your seed. My sister and I are ready to bear your children… as many as you want."

Well, how could he refuse? With a growl and a bare-toothed scowl, Naruto sped up his thrusts even more, and focused solely on bringing himself to orgasm. Within the next six thrusts he slammed as hard into Eva's depths as possible, and on the seventh, he buried himself in her cunt to the hilt and poured spurt after massive spurt into her womb. The Blessing of Blinding Pleasure came into effect right then and there, and brought Eva to orgasm at the exact same time.

The poor girl was done in by sensory overload and she collapsed on top of her older sister in a dead faint. Naruto, meanwhile, kept pumping more and more of his hot jizz directly into her ovulating, unprotected baby-chamber, most definitely - thanks to his thrice-blessed seed - knocking the girl up right then and there.

As he pulled out with a grunt, Eva's nice ass sank down as she mewled in her sleep. That was one hell of a nice fuck! Naruto hadn't realized how much he needed it, but he did. With that out of the way, he made sure the three of them were nice and comfy, before covering up, himself, and going back to sleep with plans to put the rest of their training trip on hiatus, as he'd received the memories of a clone in his sleep. He was admittedly not looking forward to tomorrow, but it seemed that Sakura was at least keeping herself in check.

----

The very next day...

It started out like every other day: calm, peaceful, and pleasant. But when everyone realised they had four more guests that arrived last night, that went downhill rather quickly. Now, to say that you could cut the tension in the air with a damn knife would be an understatement.

On one side, you had Sakura and Sasuke. On the other, was the several hybrids and Awakened Beings giving them the stink eye. Many of them were literally begging for an excuse to deck them across the face. It was that bad.

Fortunately, no one has done anything. Mainly because one of the more powerful women - Teresa - was there to make sure that they - the hybrids and Awakened Beings - didn't do anything stupid. Like trying to pick a fight… or eat them.

And it was working!

Sakura groaned regardless in heavy discomfort. She could feel how badly some of these women wanted to punch her - even from Teresa, herself! She was thankfully coolheaded enough not to try, though. But, at least she had Sasuke there with her, she felt much safer with him by her side.

As for Sasuke himself, he was outright ignoring everyone. And for good reason: he had his one-year-old daughter in his arm…and she was pretty lively too. It had to do with the change of scenery, he just knew it. The little one was just so annoyingly curious! At least those mental cases weren't sniffing her, anymore… or him… or Sakura. He didn't trust them. Not one bit… something about those women just rubbed him the wrong way, though he couldn't quite put his finger on precisely what.

"How long do you think Naruto will be gone for?" Sakura quietly asked, glancing at her husband from the corner of her eyes.

The Uchiha in question glanced at her, before shrugging, looking as bored as possible. He was utterly clueless as to what the blond was doing, so he has no definitive answer.

"He left with a few women to teach them how to use chakra, not long before you got here" Teresa stated. "Word has it that there were around two-thousand youma who needed to die. Knowing him, they've been put out of their misery by now and he'll be back as soon as the girls are up and ready to go. That's why we're waiting here."

"Uh… right," Sakura muttered with a nod. Then she dampened her lips and asked, "S-so… how's Naruto been for the past years?" These women and girls liked Naruto, so if they talk about him, maybe they can get a conversation going and in turn get them to like her more?

"He's been fine." Cynthia said, with an unimpressed look on her face. Then she added as a low blow. "Now that he didn't have to put up with your abuse."

Cynthia was satisfied to get a flinch from the pinkette.

"Now, now," Teresa said, "Try to keep it civil."

The former Number 14 frowned slightly, but nodded. She had her fun.

Thankfully, for many present, it didn't take long for a golden flash to fill the room, signalling the return of Naruto, his ANBU escort, and many young women.

Naruto himself was scratching the side of his head with a deeply thoughtful look on his face. "Well, we're back a lot earlier than I would've liked." He then looked at the trainee's and the warriors, "Thankfully, you can still be shown a thing or two here. Talk to Miria, or Karui, the former would be glad to show you what to do, Karui was a teacher so she would be able to teach you some things Miria may not know."

"Can anyone teach us?" Tanya asked, while disappointed they won't be training anymore, she was still eager to know if they can just go up to someone and ask them for some advice.

Naruto nodded with verification. "Yeah. Undine, Veronica, Flora, and Jean are Captains of their respective teams, so they can teach you a thing or two. The same goes for Riful, Galatea, and Teresa. They've been around since the very beginning and picked up a thing or two. Just, make sure that they are free to teach you first. I'll start teaching you again, but here in Morris, once I'm done."

He has a perfectly good simulation in the bailey. Not to mention the bailey is big enough for a game of ninja tag. That'll be a good chakra control exercise for them. Not to mention they didn't have a game of ninja tag in a while.

With that said and done Naruto brought his attention to his former teammates and grinned brightly as he went over to them. "Sasuke! Sakura! I'm surprised to see you two here! Gaara let you two come?" then he noticed the baby girl in Sasuke's arm, looking up at him with wide, curious eyes. "And who's this?"

"Uh… that's Sarada," Sakura said awkwardly, painfully aware of Naruto's old crush on her. "O-our… uh."

"Daughter?" Naruto offered, giving her a knowing grin. He'd recognized that as a feminine name and he could smell that it was a girl from here. "So you finally managed to fuck him, eh?"

"Uh… y-yeah."

He chuckled, "Congratulations. To both of you. She's adorable. I remember when I was at that age…" he sighed wistfully, and got an odd look from everyone in the room.

"N-Naruto… you couldn't have possibly remembered anything from that age." Sakura slowly pointed out.

"Oh, I know, I was trying to lightening up the tension in the room. Seriously, it's so thick I can see it." He turned halfway and waved an arm in the women's direction adding, "It's mostly around them though. Like a bubble. Just waiting to burst."

Sakura took a deep, calming breath, and exhaled, feeling honestly relieved and grateful.

"You've lightened up," Sasuke pointed out now that it wasn't as dark as last night. The last time he saw his friend he was on the verge of breaking down, for tragically understandable reasons. He's been trying to find him ever since, with little to no luck. He finally lucked out when he went to Suna, and Gaara gave him some updates on how his friend was doing every few months.

He never did see Naruto though. Which was a shame. And that time Gaara went to this continent for the first time, he had to be left behind because Sakura was in the late stages of her pregnancy.

Still, this more than made up for that though.

"I've had time to grieve, and I've had time to move on. At least I didn't become some kind of avenger that wants to kill everything in his path out of grief." he joked, playfully jabbing at Sasuke's former life long ambition.

Off to the side, Anko rubbed her arm through the sleeve of her trench coat. "You two have no idea how desperate I was to keep that from happening," She muttered awkwardly. A pissed off Jinchuuriki was one thing, a pissed off, near homicidal Naruto was another.

"Again, I'm really sorry about that…" Naruto replied, blushing heavily. He'd nearly fucked the poor woman to death that night.

"Eh, no worries," said woman chuckled warmly. She wasn't doing that again. Ever. Not if her life depended on it. Once was enough. But, it all turned out for the better in the end, at least. That's what mattered. Then, her impish side reared its ugly head as she flashed a grin that sent shivers up Naruto's spine for all the wrong reasons.

Anko still scares him shitless.

With her grin still on her lips Anko leaned forward, like an eager child waiting for sweets and asked. "so, what's this I hear about you having a number of wives?"

Sakura twitched with irritation. Perverted senses, were tingling. Must resist...punching.

Naruto chuckled awkwardly. "Quite a few of them are right here, actually."

"A few?" Sakura deadpanned. There was no less than ten women in the room… not counting the ones he came back with.

"All ten of us, and then some," Cynthia giggled, practically materializing on his arm.

"Thirteen, now," Ava stated bluntly, much to the surprise of the other students. The body language of Naruto's ANBU escort made it clear that they'd heard everything, but were prepared to restrain anyone present in the event of an outburst.

Cynthia, to her credit, just blinked owlishly at Ava. Then threw up her other arm, with a roll of her eyes. "I'm not even surprised anymore." she sighed with exasperation. "So, which ones?"

Eva raised her hand stiffly. Ava did as well, and pointed at Savra who didn't seem to notice the way everyone was looking at her. She could sense it, though, and started to look nervous when feeling several eyes on her.

"Uh… to be fair, I was seduced?" Savra muttered shyly. "Not that I mind…"

"You wanted to join," Eva pointed out, still as blunt as ever.

"Th-that's why I didn't mind." The poor girl was now beet red.

"Lucky," Tanya muttered grumpily. She wanted a piece of that!

Sakura's brow was twitching violently by this point and her fist was shaking, as if she was trying to stop herself from moving it. Then she took a deep, calming breath and exhaled. "For the safety of my life, I'm not going to punch you for being such a pervert, Naruto."

"Doing something like that is assault and can get your ass thrown into prison." Maki pointed out, who was sitting behind a table nearby. "Naruto is effectively a Kage here, seeing as he's the owner of this entire town."

"Nevermind the fact that the danger-loli over there would eat you for trying," Anko added, hiking her thumb to Riful.

Said brunette giggled menacingly at that.

"To be fair, they… well, most… uh… some of them came onto me, not the other way around," Naruto explained awkwardly. "Not that I mind; the only thing keeping me from marrying some of them is that they prefer the whole 'friends with benefits' thing we've got going on."

"I'm one of them," Teresa pointed out with a wide grin. "Also a girlfriend of his too. Clare, my adoptive daughter is his wife, which makes me his Mother-in-Law as well."

Oh, if only Riful could say what naughty things Naruto and her firstborn were doing… "I was the first and claimed him in the orgy where Clare lost her innocence. Too bad I passed out; I would have loved to have seen that particular spectacle." Many of those present turned beet red at that - the younger ones, especially.

"Too much information!" Sakura squeaked out with embarrassment.

"Yeah, a little too much there." Naruto chuckled, then he looked at Riful since she was with Shion the last time he saw her. "So where's Shion? Has she gone back to the Elemental Nations?"

The Abyssal One in question nodded. "She has. The Priestess has gotten what she came here for, but is making plans to come back again soon. She took a copy of that seal in the teleportation room back with her."

"Alright," Naruto chuckled. "Anything else I need to know?"

"Kokoro's actually settling in pretty well," Riful said. "Also, that nun, Gwen is with Shion to serve as an advisor. We have come to an agreement that the Church of the Twin Goddesses will be spread to the Elemental Nations; Shion with be helping with that."

"Interesting…" Naruto muttered with a stroke of his chin.

The blond remembered that favour those naughty Goddesses want him to do… even though he has no idea what said favour happens to be. They just said they would tell him at a later date.

"Well apart from the army of youma that was dealt with, nothing much happened on our end. We met Chronos, Lars and Gwyn though. They were the ones who told us about them." Naruto said with a casual shrug. To him it was just another day at the office.

"So, they're still loyal, then," Riful said thoughtfully. She had been wondering if they were still on their side, they were being very quiet as of late. "Good. But, if they start trying anything funny, just let me know, dear."

"I know. I know." Naruto chuckled. Then he snapped his fingers and looked at both Sasuke and Sakura. "Oh, there's something I made; it's out in the bailey. Want to see it?"

Both Sakura and Sasuke exchanged looks, then looked back at Naruto. "Sure. Anything to cut the tension." Sakura answered, with Sasuke nodding in agreement. Thank the Sage that Sadara didn't notice it. She was still too young to realise that those women wanted to hurt her parents.

----

A few minutes later, Naruto, Sasuke, and Sakura found themselves staring at Team Jean plus Karui, their respective kids, and a Naruto clone chatting it up with Kushina and Minato in the sim. It was... quite the interesting sight, to say the least.

"I seriously hope you're treating these women with respect, young man!" Kushina lectured the clone of her son. "I may not have been around to raise you, but I am expecting you to give them all the respect they deserve."

"The Boss does treat them with respect… they'd kill him, otherwise." the clone answered with a sheepish look. "Heck, some of them would have eaten him."

"Priscilla comes to mind," The real Naruto said, revealing his and Sakura and Sasuke's presence to them all. "She almost took my arm off when she went into labour. And I'm not saying that figuratively, she literally tried ripping my arm off from the shoulder. She said some… rather nasty things too… I'm not going to go into detail."

"The Yondaime Hokage?" Sakura was looking at Minato with wide eyes. She knew he was Naruto's father thanks to the Fourth Shinobi World War. But, the redhead was someone she was not familiar with.

Sasuke narrowed his one good eye with interest. "Didn't the Yondaime Hokage go back to the Pure Land after the Edo Tensei was undone by Hagoromo?"

"He did," Naruto confirmed with a nod. "Now, he's in that seal… somehow. I don't know all the details. I think the Shinigami has something to do with it, because divinity, they do whatever they want." They wouldn't believe him if he tried to tell them that several goddesses wanted his dick, so he didn't even bother, much to the amusement of a few ladies giggling in the back of his mind. They couldn't blame him if they wanted to.

"Huh… y'know, I wonder… if mom and dad are there, does that mean the other souls of the departed can just… show up? Like Itachi? Nagato? ...Pervy Sage?" he asked himself aloud. It's food for thought.

"You'd have to ask Shini, herself," Clare stated in the back of his mind.

"I know that. But I'm not too sure if she's even listening right now. But, if mom's in there, then the possibility of the other departed souls just showing up out of the blue is there." Naruto mentally pointed out to the Goddess.

"Of course. Just be careful not to get greedy."

"Alright, I'll be careful." Naruto replied, "Besides, if I try to do something like that, I think Shini will want some compensation, at the very least. Of what kind, I don't know, and I'm almost afraid to find out."

"Beats me," Riful said, honestly perplexed. The conversation she and her litter had with Naruto's parents, earlier this morning, was enlightening and quite pleasant, though, so she wasn't about to look a gift horse in the mouth.

"So… they're the real deal?" Sakura asked, approaching Naruto's parents with wide eyes. Only to stumble back in utter startelement when she hit something solid. She found it was a barrier of some kind, because the pinkette could see it rippling where she hit it before settling back down.

"There's a barrier that keeps the simulation separate from the physical world. Think of it as a… procedurally generated dimension. That I can influence." Naruto explained to his former teammates.

"Huh… you made that?" Sasuke asked, looking at Naruto from the corner of his eye.

"Yep. It's a simulator. It can simulate anything from past missions, to fictional events… or 'What if' scenarios. I got a couple of them in there. I can even adjust the difficulty to make the simulations harder or easier. Anything that happens inside doesn't transfer to the real world once it's over. So Sakura would end up losing an arm, or a leg in the simulation, but would still have it once it's over."

"Very interesting…" Sasuke muttered.

"You can easily train with this. Have teams experience the missions ninja take before they actually take one." Sakura said, completely awed that Naruto - the boy everyone, even her, thought to be a moron - had made something so grand! She saw the formula making this simulation and the pinkette could see it's one complicated formula. It's easily Master level. Maybe beyond!

"I've got to say I was impressed, too," Minato chimed in from his side. "I'm proud of him."

"Daddy's awesome," Harja said with a wide, close-eyed grin, catching Sakura's attention. At first, she thought that was Riful and wondered why she was suddenly dressed in religious garb, only to see the Abyssal One in question standing next to the other brunette.

"I'm not that awesome," Naruto said with some good-natured self-deprecation. "That's reserved for my mom and dad. They're even more awesome."

"We didn't save the world like you did," Kushina chirped with a giggle.

Naruto nodded in agreement. "True… but who here can claim that they summoned an actual god, and held Kurama down while they were impaled on one of his claws? Granted, you two died, but doing all that while dying makes you awesome in my books. Besides… Dad's so awesome he split Kurama in two."

Kushina blinked, "Wait, the fox has a name?"

"Please tell her to go fuck herself on my behalf…"

Naruto chuckled awkwardly. "He's not very happy to hear that, but yeah… also, he has a message, but I have a feeling if I were to say it, you'd be rightfully pissed and try to get into my seal just to punch him. And I can't exactly tell her Kurama, because kids are present!"

"Tell her to go to hell then!"

Naruto blinked at that. "I'm not so sure that's appropriate, either. Hell is a bad word, right?"

"To be fair, I was quite a bit more ignorant at the time, particularly towards the Bijuu," Kushina said sheepishly. "It's not much of an excuse, but the guy was always trying to pop outta me, so I felt that I couldn't really trust anything he had to say, wither."

"Lemme say something to her." Kurama said.

"You sure?" Naruto asked glancing towards the sky.

"Yeah. Let me take control for a bit. I think it's time I had a little 'heart to heart' with my previous container."

"Just so long as you promise to keep it civil…"

"Bah! Fine, I'll keep it civil as long as she's civil. She owes me an apology, but I'll keep it civil."

"Alright… I'll let you take control…" then Naruto grinned mischievously, "...Bunny ears."

"DON'T CALL ME THAT! I DO NOT HAVE BUNNY EARS-" Kurama's rant died on the tip of his tongue when he realised he was in full control of his container. Meaning he shouted all of that in front of everyone, much to the amusement of the kids. "Uh… you people heard nothing. Got it?"

Naruto's wives and kids nodded wisely, though they were visibly amused by the blond's antics.

"Uh… hi," Kushina said awkwardly.

Kurama, through Naruto, glared at the redhead. "Seventeen… yeeears. You had me chained, and spiked through my hands, my hind paws, my abdomen and my tails… on a boulder. For seventeen… years." the possessed Naruto was glaring at his previous container and was holding his hands out as if he was trying to choke her. He was that annoyed with the woman.

"Th-that wasn't my doing! It was always that way; until I met you inside Naruto's seal, I thought that was how it always looked in there."

"Your seal. Your thoughts. You didn't even try to get to know me when we first met."

"That was because you scared the he-eeeck outta me when we first met, and Mito warned me that you couldn't be tru-"

"Mito sealed me away inside of her against my will! Right after I was freed from Madara's control!" Kurama butted in rudely. "And not only that, she saw me as a mindless beast! Of course I would be pissed! Anyone would be in that situation!"

"And I was a child at the time," Kushina muttered. "Do you have any idea how traumatizing that was? Of course I'd develop a phobia!" She sighed. "Look, I'm sorry, okay?"

"Not good enough!"

"Kurama…" Naruto said warningly.

"I want you on your knees, and say 'Kurama-Sama, please forgive me for ignoring you for 17 years, and putting you in such a humiliating position in my seal'... then I'll forgive you." Kurama of course, was just being petty for the sake of being petty. Not to mention the mere idea of Kushina being on her knees begging him for forgiveness was just plain hilarious to him.

Kushina's cheeks were every bit as red as her hair. "Isn't that a bit much?"

"Over 70 years and split in half. Wasn't that a bit much?"

"You're just being a dick for the sake of being a dick." Naruto pointed out in the back of Kurama's head.

Kushina sighed, looked Kurama in the eyes and said sincerely, "from the bottom of my heart, I apologize. I should have known better, and if I could, I'd go back and change it."

"...Liar. But that's as good an apology I'd get out of you, I'd guess. Didn't even call me 'Kurama-Sama…'"

"Yeah, I don't think mom would be calling your furry butt 'Kurama-Sama' anytime soon," Naruto said through his own mouth, having been given back control.

"That was awkward…" Kushina muttered, still flustered. "I really am sorry, though."

"Kurama's mellowed out, by a lot. He's sorry too." Naruto said in Kurama's stead.

"Bitch, I ain't sorry." the Bijuu in question said in the back of his head.

"And he completely forgives you too." Naruto added, completely ignoring the guffy irritated voice of his furry friend.

"No, I do not!"

"He just needs a while to admit it." The blond let out a chuckle and severed the connection. "So, how goes meeting the grandbabies?"

Kushina brightened up considerably at that. "It's been going great! I never thought you'd end up with a girl from Kumo of all places… how times have changed. She's really sweet, too, and we get along pretty nicely. You take good care of her, mister!"

Karui blushed heavily at all that, but smiled in appreciation.

"I know, I know." Naruto chuckled. "She's a real star too. Karui's been helping out here and there. And I'm friends with the current Raikage and Bee."

"How are the other Bijuu doing anyway? Are they sealed away again?" Minato asked.

"The Bijuu are doing alright." The blond answered. "And no, actually, there's no more Jinchuuriki to be made after Bee and myself. They're now acting as Guardians of the Elemental Nations. They're free to wander around like the years of old and will actively prevent that fiasco with Kaguya from ever happening again, just in case."

Poor Kushina was now horribly confused. "Kaguya? Who's Kaguya? What have I missed? How'd the Bijuu get free?" She's heard her baby boy saved the world, but was still fairly in the dark on some things. Like who this Kaguya person was. Even that 'masked dickbag's' identity was still a mystery to her!

"That's a looong story," Naruto chuckled. "But to make it short: she's a goddess, the mother of the Sage of Six Paths, and through her sons, is the ancestor of the Uchiha, Kaguya, Senju, Hyuga, and Uzumaki Clans. She tried to destroy the world and harvest all the chakra from the people, claiming it to be hers."

"That's…" Poor Kushina was even more confused, now.

"As I said, it's a long story." Naruto told her with a sigh. "We'll talk about it later, okay?"

"Uh… A-alright…" Something told her this was going to be a loooooooooooooooong conversation. "Well, with that aside, who do we have here?" She looked at Maki, Sasuke and Sakura oddly. She'd immediately recognized Anko as that poor, little girl abandoned by Orochimaru… and suddenly felt old.

"My old teammates, Sasuke and Sakura," Naruto began. Upon hearing Sasuke's name, Kushina's eyes lit up. Almost literally.