1 Prologue

"N.A.V.I play Smash Mouth, All-Star."

As due for his cold morning showers genius 'insert name' played some pumped up music and through some imaginary punches in the air. He truly achieved a level of technology that nobody had been close to before. He brought augmented reality to a new level with his creation of the Navigational-Augmented-Virtual-Intelligence a virtual being that learned and grew in the form of a family friendly fairy.

As he reveled in his success and cheered himself on for his own amazingness the most unbelievable, unconcievable, UN-UNDERSTANDABLE thing happened to him. He died. During his shower the fail/safes in his brainchip failed to function and his entire body was fried from the inside out. Not even registering his own death he continued to box at the air until.

"*COUGH* *COUGH* why hello there."

"GAAAH stalker! N.A.V.I execute toilet turrets and security lockdown!" after an awkward pause and a lack of action he looked around sullenly before sighing to himself. "You really got to be F&cking with me, well tell me how I died." He directed his question at the only other person present who also happened to be a ball of light.

".... You're not the least bit surprised, are you?"

"No, I knew it was going to happen sooner or later I mean thinking logically if anyone was going to ever experience reincarnation with a God than it would be me, I mean... obviously, but that doesnt explain how I died!" a hint of hostility snuck into his voice at those last words as he felt the situation to be more and more suspicious.

"Oh, I killed you."

"..."

"..."

"Fuk You Mean Bruh why in gods name would you kill me of all people, I'm practically a saint I and the modern Darwin, Einstein, and Newton I'm practically a God in my own right so how could you, oooooohhhhh." In sudden realization he would probably be stroking his chin if he had one, or fingers. "I get it now, I create a flawless form of artificial life and almost usher humanity into a new age of prosperity and threaten people like you eh."

Faced with this humans Godlike perception the ball of light released a heavy sigh. "Your mind is an anomaly, your very existence threatened to destroy the balance of all of the known worlds imagine if you unlocked the potential of an entire race it would be the ending of trillions of lives across the galaxies and multiverse depending on how far you go."

"Ah so there are multiverse, I always hoped so I'm glad my research into that field didn't go to waste." Half listening to the the giant light ball he began thinking of various ways to travel and already confirmed the first few.

"You see, from our conversation alone you have already verified five solutions to multiverse travel you had been thinking of you are way to dangerous and the only solution is to erase you."

"Wait, Wait, Wait! Haven't we already said I'm an anomaly and have an unmatched intelligence there has to be a way I can help you somehow something I can do that you can't or dont know how, maybe you'd own race or planet you need to grow!" 'tsk this bumb ass ball of light can read minds, well easy solution.' He began thinking in myriad code, a self created language of his own using a mix of different letters, languages, numbers and dialects.

"Well... I do have a few pet projects I've been meaning to edit on the side and I couldn't find a better person for the job well could I." 'tsk this guy is too smart he's already begun making plans to work against me, If I want an advantage against him I have to be as shameless as I can.' Of course the ball of light wasn't really going to erase him, If so he would have done so already, in fact he had already tried but his powers weren't enough to destroy this anomaly.

"Exactly I'm of much more use to you alive rather than dead aren't I have so much love to give and benefits to bring so sign me up, what's the job, fire away!" 'This guy must think I was born yesterday, this dumb old fox thought he could scam me even if he invented scamming I ushered it into a new age!'

"Ok, well your job is to create at least ten champions of high level in this planet and you have a time limit of 5000 years to do so, so tell me three abilities you would like and any add-ons to go with it." 'With his help I can form a group of elites of my own and expand my universal domain.' In truth the anamoly was discovered by a higher up and relegated to him to delete, however after failing instead of informing them he came up with the plan to make use of the anamoly and finally move up on the stagnant ladder of Godly hierarchy. in 5000 years the next battle for ranking would be held and he planned on taking full advantage to change the law of the strong get stronger and the weak get weaker.

"Ok but first tell me about this side project of yours what is it about, I cant walk into this blind now can I?"

"Of course, the world I plan to send you to is the world of Seven Deadly Sins... and before you say anything yes it's the anime and you would be surprised by the amount of potential that rest in the ideas of humans, I couldn't help testing it out myself just to make sure with a few changes here and there of course but nothing too drastic."

"Hmmm I see ok well in that case I first want to have a naturally lovable disposition to be favored by everyone and make friends with anyone. Second Because of this worlds system I want it so that all three main attributes (Power, Will, Spirit) increase by one every 12 hours. And lastly I want an ability called *Lover of Gaia* and I want it to allow me to heal from anything as long as I'm touching any kind of earth and give me the closest affinity for nature possible."

"Well those wishes seem kinda lame but I dont think you'd make needless choices, I'll trust you to not put us both in a bad situation through your shenanigans. Now let us address the topic of your place and backstory in this world I want some interesting stuff okay, and domt be afraid to go all out." And so the too foxes schemed and schemed against each other, and the world and all other gods as they worked out their plans.

"Well I'm actually surprised to say I enjoyed working with you anamoly, I look forward to the good new you'll bring me in the next 5000 years, adios."

"Very well, and remember the details exactly as they were, okay they are very very important."

"I'm not an idiot now go serve your God yadda yadda reincarnation go." A bright light flashed and anomalies vision went completely dark, the last thought on both of their minds being 'so long chump'.

In the midst of the darkness he felt a force pushing him as he was exposed to a bright light and couldn't control himself from crying at the intense pain. *Waaaaaaaaah* *Waaaaaaaah*

"Congradulations my lady you've given birth to a healthy- *gasp* a beautiful young lady with pointy ears, silver hair and eyes, and blood red lips, held him and wore a pure white coat yet seemed petrified in shock as she looked into his eyes.

"What's Wrong! WHAT HAPPENED TO MY BABY!! WHAT DID YOU DO!!!"

"Oh, no my lady you misunderstand, the young master he- he is....

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