Chapter 7: Jun Yanagikage

I was sitting inside my crib and quite jumpy at everything that I can hear.

Why? Because something bad is looming around near our vicinity.

"Ikari, remember to notify me immediately when a foreign being is spotted in your sensor range!"

[Affirmative]

My mom also warned my dad and to my surprise he actually believed in her wholeheartedly. Man what a couple.

"Jun, did you ask for help already?"

My dad looked at my mom with eyes that contain desperation.

"Are you really sure you're sensing multiple intents? And that all of them are killing intents?"

"Yep! I won't lie a-ab-about this!"

My father smirked and patted her head. (I AM JEALOUS)

"Don't worry, I didn't mean it like that. It's just that "multiple" doesn't sound too good for us three"

"Three? Oh? Have you forg-?!"

3 shadows emerged near my mom and nearly took her but my father as swift as ever, grabbed her and sliced their hands off.

"Uwawawa!?"

My mom was adorably shrieking and I literally shitted in my diapers, not a good time? Yes I know.

My father continued charging towards them and used thunderclap arrow near my crib as there was someone rising up near me, it was a bullseye as the weird...Kishin? Got pierced

"Mommy! Whav are these pweople!"

My mom was still shrieking but at the same time she was charging for my crib desperately.

"It's all ok Raiko! Your father is incredibly amazing and strong-!?"

My mom was attacked by several people and they pointed a blade at her!

My dad saw this from the corner of his eyes and he immediately disappeared.

"W-Where did the he go?!"

"GUAGGHH"

A sudden scream roared from beside the panicking Kishin as he got splattered with blood both his and his comrade.

"Whaaa---"

My dad glared at the last one and that guy's head just popped off, apparently my dad had strings attached near a kunai he threw beforehand and that did the decapitation.

"Papa! Who'rve this pweople?! Why thev hurb mommy!"

My dad took me and my mom to his shoulder and broke out towards the window in an attempt to escape but!

"YOU FINALLY SHOWED YOURSELF! KIDNAPPING TRAITOR!"

My dad had a wry smile as he placed as down and pointed a Tantō outta nowhere at the shouting freak of nature.

"Sorry Clan Head but this wasn't kidnapping. I assume you're prepared to face the wrath of Konoha, no?"

My mom had a very smug face and I knew she was about to drop something confidential.

"Oh~ but you did~ you kidnapped my heart and Some~Thing~Else~"

'Oh, wow my mom's a pervert, nice innuendo mom! I'm definitely yours!'

[...]

'You've been terrific at being quiet lately ne? Ikari?'

[Negative, your mother made me annoyed with all her shouting thus I applied noise filtering]

'What does that have to do with being quiet'

[I also filtered mine]

'Oho! You're an A class system alright!'

"Clan head, I advice you to retreat...I myself do not want to kill you and your several clan members here."

The clan head tilted his head in a cocky manner and started laughing.

"You think you can beat me and all of us?"

My dad also laughed while successfully looking hot by placing his hand in his face and slowly lifted his bouncy Leon Kennedy-ish hair and letting it go.

"Oh really? us? yOu AnD wHaT aRmY-?!"

As soon as he said those words A WHOLE SHITLOAD of Kishin clan members appeared from the shadows everywhere, like a whole bunch of them around 300 at the least of what I can hear.

'Dear dad, please don't say cliched lines like those -Sincerely your worrywart son'

[Arthur? In what situation is a cliche properly used?]

'During overused gags like this right here'

[May I ask what "Gags" are?]

'Worthless comedic situations, I personally don't find them funny. I'm hardcore and I pretty much only laugh at sex jokes and the likes'

[Indeed, like a true pervert]

Among all the different "voom" sound of people appearing from shadows, my dad's face was as quite expected, gloomy.

And of course my mom wouldn't stop pissing him off at these laughable wanna-be-cool fail.

"Ugahahaha! Really? Did I just witness a true to life version of ninja fails?!"

'Ikari what the heck are ninja fails?'

[A comedic troupe of shinobis who go around the continent showcasing their failures in live moments]

'Wow, Naruverse is quite splendid. Basically vines no?'

[Negative, Vines are for plants they are all huma-]

'Shut up if you don't get it sheesh!'

All of the sudden a large roar reverberated from the air as the captain got annoyed at our nonchalant reactions or perhaps my mom only to his good comeback.

"Clan! Retrieve my daughter Hika from this traitorous being! and get my grandson away from him as well!"

Several hundred no around 600 people or whatever they are charged for us and my father.

He had a very grim expression and he noticed me looking at him so he smiled at me and said.

"Grow up to be good boy ok?"

It was honestly the first time my father ever talked to me seriously, usually he'd be behind my mom laughing along with her or perhaps he would show me a ninjutsu to entertain me.

But this, this felt like a real father-son convo. It made me tear up as the message he wanted me to receive was obvious.

"Papa!"

My words echoed as the man I wanted to call disappeared and charged towards the many men coming towards him.

He brought out two tantō and stabbed the first one near him in both the temple and the heart simultaneously as he sliced them apart distracted those that are nearing him with the flying pieces of meat.

Suddenly he kicked another Kishin slicing his jaws with his boot blade and he combo-performed a tornado kick sending the man flying to a group approaching him.

He then made hand seals and used his all time favorite.

"Lightning Release: Thunderclap Arrow"

Towards the Kishin going near us, the eyes of several men shifted to the jutsu he made and in that split second he slashed at them with a fluid motion as if he's dancing in a rain of blood and meat.

"Guah! What sort of monster is this?! Clan head!"

The clan head was dissatisfied and he himself charged at Jun with a...Rasengan looking ball of shadow.

"Shadow Style: Void Palm Vortex!"

Jun quickly took another Kishin and threw him towards the clan head thus wasting the jutsu but the power of the ball was proven to be scary as the Kishin disappeared into nothingness.

"An S-Class, shit more things to beware of then"

Jun, quickly stood still and inhaled for a bit before making several hand seals.

"Earth Release: Fissure"

A large fissure appeared in front of Jun making unsuspecting enemies fall to their death and well...our backyard too.

"WAFEFPW!"

As soon as Jun heard those screams he inhaled again and made some hand seals but this time it was long pattern of repetition.

"Earth Release: Devouring Earth!"

The earth suddenly started rising and from it jaw like terrains appeared which destroyed lots of enemies.

"Lightning Release Bullet: Powerful Breath"

Jun breathed a huge amount of lighting towards another side which caused their bodies to fry as their heads exploded.

"Earth Release: Sandwich Technique"

Jun finally released his last breath as the jutsu creates two enormous rock formations that close in on the army from opposing sides with tremendous force, smashing everything caught in between.

I was completely dumbfounded just who the heck is my dad?

"Never mess with an old friend of the god of shinobi, heh!"

My dad was completely smug but he actually deserves to be as he just massacred around 500 Kishin clan members and all of this noise should've already attracted several people a win-win situation for help and destroy.

The clan head was dumbfounded as well but he soon regained composure and flicked his arm backwards, a signal to retreat most probably as the clan members retreated without a word.

"Huh?~ Done already? I still have some chakra left you kno-?!"

My dad does his cliched underestimating gag once more.

The clan head suddenly appeared in front of Jun and was swinging a huge axe outta nowhere.

"If me and my clan were 100% then without me it's only 10%~ Is this cocky enough for you? Traitor?"

My dad knew that if he dodged the slash wave would harm me and my mom so he spewed a kunai from his mouth and took his 2 tantō and blocked the attack with them and at the same time weaken the impact by momentarily distracting the clan head with the kunai, simply a genius.

"Oh sure it is~ since now I can eliminate you"

My dad's usual cocky tone disappeared as he said the last few words, just like a cold machine.

[You called?]

'I'm narrating shut up for a moment, filter yourself again!'

[No, I enjoy those apparently]

'Ah you're ruining the cool scene!'

My dad was in a locked battle of strength with an axe as they both stared at each other with intent to kill within the next move.

"Die!"

"Eliminate"

Both Jun and The clan head shouted at the same time finally releasing from the dead lock as they both jumped a few meters back and charged at each other again.

A loud silence reverberated through the air as blood is splattered all around the people witnessing the battle.