Chapter 6: Hello Konoha
2 days later our journey was successful and clearly every casualties was just my dad killing anybody that comes near me and my mom, in other words my dad was a freaking badass.
He also had black hair but it had a few bits of it white as snow, especially the ones that were covering the left side of his eyes, I only had a glimpse of it but my dad was even more beautiful than my mom. NO HOMO.
[Does the male gender also use beautiful to describe itself?]
'No, and you know that so stop teasing me I'm not gay'
[Affirmative, as having a gay perverted Arthur would not have wrath as it's cardinal sin but lust instead]
'Don't diss people like that, We each have our own preferences and to each their own boat floats. On another note my boat floats with boobs that are bloated!'
[The bigger the better as you once have said, no?]
'YES! YES! YES!'
[Pardon?]
"JUN?!"
My dad nonchalant at my mothers shrieks, as if he knew she'd do this.
Oh wait he's actually wearing "Earth Style: Ear Plugs!" or something like those, my mom continued shrieking and panicking at every little thing she sees around her and even the mountain with the Hokage faces weren't saved from her shrieks.
"Come on Hika! We gotta pay respects to the smarty pants"
My mom was confused at who he was talking about but, me? I get the gist of their relationship with the Hokage.
My father and mother walked towards the Hokage Office and as soon as they were seen by Tobirama he smirked.
"Older Brother, they're here!"
As soon as Tobirama shouted those words Hashirama came, Hashirama Senju my favorite character in the series.
Unlike most people, I'd always like females before males but Hashirama here was an exception and also Minato.
They were all practically badasses that my own ass tingles whenever they do their badass shizz.
"Jun! Did you bring them?!"
As soon as he came out of the door he sparkled, Shodaimei Hokage, the god of shinobi and user of senjutsu and Mokuton, sparkled.
These are one of the reasons why I very much liked him, despite all these nicknames and monikers for him he manages to stay cool and funny, especially that quick depressive maneuver!
He went to me and started making funny face, of course I'd act as a baby while at the same time chummy with him and touch his face.
'It's really Hashirama Senju in the flesh! Oh. My. God why am I panicking right now like a teenage girl?!'
[Affirmative, Arthur is basically gay at this point, no?]
'Shut up Ikari, I'm busy getting me good impressions so I can see Tsunade faste- I mean.. so, err yeah just be quiet'
[Understood...pfft]
'And don't you dare laugh at my actions!'
[Understood]
Hashirama got carried away with playing with me and he accidentally pinched my nose a bit too hard, I cried since it actually did hurt but I stopped quickly and started laughing again.
"So, Hika?"
Hashirama stopped to ask for confirmation and probably too poke me a bit.
"Uh! YES! S-SHODAIMEEEE"
Nearly everyone was laughing at my mom's great speech stutter, she was goofy and my dad was the try-to-be-serious one.
"So, again. I welcome you Hika Kishin to Konohagakure as the wife our old friend and comrade Jun Yanagikage"
'Ikari?'
[Yes?]
'What's the Yanagikage?'
[A clan specialized in hidden weapons and mostly assassins]
'Why didn't I hear about them in the anime?'
[They are a clan hidden as much or probably more so then the Ibuki clan]
'But why?'
[Because they are that dangerous]
I pondered for a bit and yet again the amount of questions I have increased once more, this time my dad included.
...
My dad was an old friend of Hashirama, well Hashirama is older but they've known my father since he was a child around bNb 51 I still have no idea what it really means.
In front of me was my mom salivating at the house in front of her and my dad has look of content and...my dad is sparkling too, maybe it's me who has a Dojutsu after all!
We went inside and it was what you would expect from an olden day japanese house, pretty normal.
My mom zoomed inside the rooms and she confirmed it was ok as it was quite clean, SPARKLING CLEAN! Kindly enough there was already a crib there and they placed me inside and left me there for a while.
'Ikari, Status'
[Raiko Kishin]
[Age: 1 month]
[Affinities: Yin Release]
[Bloodline Limit: Kageton]
[Strength: 3]
[Intelligence: 199]
[Agility: 5]
[Chakra: Somehow Existing]
[Constitution: 2
[Perks]
[Kishin Clan - Shadow Demons: Sensitivity to anything related to killing and amplified sense of hearing]
[Sage of Sixty-Nine Wanks - Invulnerable Conundundrum Lateralis]
I was still a bit uncomfortable with my perks and I noticed that my stats went up but somehow I still have no level.
[Negative, it's not as if you still have no level but you are not given the ability of the so called "Levels"]
'This really is a useless system'
[...]
'Sorry, sorry'
[Please say that once more]
'Sorry...'
[...]
[Cardinal Sin System: Ikari has gifted Arthur Fitzgerald 50,000 points]
[x3 Instant Skill Ticket]
[Instant Stat Ticket]
'What's that instant stat ticket?'
[It randomly improves a chosen stat with number going from 0 - ∞]
'That's actually useful! How much is it?'
[100,000,000 points]
'Why? WHY IS SUCH A RANDOM ITEM SO EXPENSIVE?!
[There was one instance where Cardinal Sin: Greed bought so many stat ticket that were low on price back that he managed to score an ∞ on his constitution]
'Uwaa, that's scary~ I bet he won right?'
[Negative, he lost a bout against another sin]
'And who was that sin? Gluttony?'
[It was Cardinal Sin: Wrath as he managed to somehow find a loophole at the ∞ stat]
'So are all Wrath total badasses?'
[They were all feared men of their respective worlds, there was one such guy here in this world but he lost to Gluttony like every wrath ever]
'Why is that? Is Gluttony super strong or something?'
[The Wrath lost on purpose against Gluttony so she could win]
'Tch, so it was love huh? Virgin punk'
[No, the Wrath had no qualms about fighting a girl however...]
I tilted my baby head and nodded my head a few times asking her to continue.
[However, Wrath was a pervert and Gluttony was dressed quite erotically]
'Wha?...Cool a true man indeed- No, Wait! You were there?'
[I always accompany every Wrath to their respective world]
'Hmm, so why wasn't he legend here if he was so strong? Did the world forget about him?'
[Negative, each and every Wrath are place on a different timeline if they somehow chose the same world. I am Omniscient as long as it is within the Wrath's]
'So basically, including me you're baby sitting several more Wrath's?'
[Affirmative, what's with the sudden interest Arthu-]
'Use Instant Stat Ticket on speed!'
[Instant Stat Ticket Draw ... New stat added]
[New perk added: Shadow Speed]
[Raiko Kishin]
[Age: 1 month]
[Affinities: Yin Release]
[Bloodline Limit: Kageton]
[Strength: 3]
[Intelligence: 199]
[Agility: 74]
[Chakra: Somehow Existing]
[Constitution: 2
[Perks]
[Kishin Clan - Shadow Demons: Sensitivity to anything related to killing and amplified sense of hearing]
[Sage of Sixty-Nine Wanks - Invulnerable Conundundrum Lateralis]
[Shadow Speed - Arthur is now as fast or even faster than his peak wanking speed that it leaves a shadow or afterimage behind]
'WHAT THE FUCK?!'
[Congratulations Arthur, you gained...pfft..69 agility points]
'What's with this things sexual innuendo!?'
'Still that's pretty small of a number, 74 huh'
[The 4th Raikage has a natural speed of about 57 at peak age]
I gulped as soon as I heard those words, since it made me realize how fast this 74 agility really was.
[However with his chakra mode he reaches speed of around 352]
I placed back my gulp, it wasn't fast after all!
'Don't mess with me IKARI!!!'
The rest of the day was me sitting at my crib while staring at the window near me, it was gorgeous seeing how beautiful this world really was, without the wars and all...I felt a little bit angry at it I suppose.
Why is a world like this prone to war? Does strength only lead to more war or is absolute power needed to act as a deterrent?
...
A year has passed since our transfer to Konohagakure and my mind is as loud as ever shouting in the windows
"HELLO KONOHA!"
I was already 1 year old with a few months and Tsunade is coming in 2 months, definitely I went near my mom and grabbed her dress.
She lifted me to the windows and I also shouted "HELLO KONOHA!" which tired me as shouting was hard for a baby to do.
[Pfft]
'Stop laughing sheesh!'
I looked out to the window and felt a bad feeling creep up to me, I knew it was a bad feeling because of my perk Shadow Demon and my mom felt it too.
"Something bad is going to happen soon..."