Chapter 5: I AM BORN!

'No...oh god no...why Konoha?!'

[Is there a problem? Do you not wish to be in Konoha?]

'Hell no! I'd ruin the timeline what if Naruto becomes close with me instead of Sasuke huh? what'cha gonna 'bout da' huh?!'

[Negative, if you listened to me on my explanation of your time of birth we woudn't have this conversation]

'Huh? No, wait don't tell me I'm in the Boruto timeline?! OH. MY. GOD!'

I started fusing around with my undeveloped body...

[Negative, you are born at bNb 39]

'waz that mean?'

[Before Naruto Birth 39, the B.C of this world]

'When was Tsunade born?'

If I had a face, my eyes would already be far up and I'd be drooling due to my excitement about seeing Tsunade's trinity

[Pardon, what is a trinity? And what makes a girl...your type?]

'Huh? You're seriously asking a fetus or whatever I am that?'

[Affirmative, my curiosity is piqued]

'Simply, a girl does not get her value from her looks! It is only a bonus for true men like me'

[...]

'What a true woman truly needs is none other than the Holy Trinity'

[Gulp]

'Listen Ikari, what I'm about to tell you is top class secret ok? The holy trinity are what can kill men with only a glance of it and only us well trained intellectuals can somehow survive it'

[Please enlighten me, Arthur Fitzgerald Sage of Sixty-Nine Wanks]

'...Very well, it is none other than...'

[Than?...]

'BOOBS!'

[Gasp!]

'ASS!'

[Gasp! Gasp!]

'THIGHS'

[Gasp! Gasp! Gasp!]

'Understood Ikari?'

[Affirmative, my knowledge of human psychology has increase. Thank you Arthur]

'Kuu-hee'

[Now back to your question, Tsunade has not been born at this yet nor is she born on yours]

I felt what you would call, a heart-wrenching pain although apply it to my balls.

Dreams of exceeding multitudes of how me, as a kid can innocently squabble my head at her boobs has now been crushed totally.

'...Can I just be aborted now? Is there even a point for this?'

[Pardon, why did your disposition change?]

'So Tsunade is younger than me huh...I'm gonna be a grandpa when Ino is born...or Mei'

'What's the point of this...I can't believe it, this is all I get? Lolis? What the hell'

[Tsunade is born a year after yours...]

'SO I CAN WATCH HER BOOBS GROW IS THAT IT?!'

[Aff...Affirmative]

'Kuu-hee, even better then! Ok Tsunade titties! I'll watch you grow! Kuhehehehehe'

...

9 uneventful months has passed, I can't even remember when did I first raged out from me taking too long to see the boo- World.

As soon as I started getting legs, I kicked around and Ikari reminded me that my mom was getting hurt due to those so I stopped.

I would've died of boredom if Tsunade's future titties didn't encourage me, oh the power of boobs! Their energizing influence is a miracle in itself! Ass and Thighs too but...Tsunade hides her Thighs and her Ass is rarely pointed out.

...

"I can see the head! Keep at it Hika!"

Several clones of a man is seen helping his wife give birth, it took a while but he eventually succeeded and a baby boy is seen in his arms.

"Hika! It's a boy!"

The woman is weakened but alive as she asks for her son.

"Can...I... See him?"

"Here..."

The man handed the baby and sat near his wife.

"Raiko, hello it's me your mother Hika Kishin and this is your father Jun"

The baby did not cry and actually laughed as he held her mother's finger.

"Our child is a sweet one is he not?"

"That only means we have to do our original plan and travel to Konoha... This child should not practice the ways of the Kishin Clan"

"Jun..."

"Let's go pack up as soon as your able to it won't be long before they realize we already left a few days ago"

The mother stared at her child and handed it over to the father as she lied in the bed to rest.

...

'TITTIES! TITTIES! TITTIES! TITTIES! TITTIES!'

[Please refrain from shouting as your mother and father thinks you are laughing]

"tete! tete! tete!"

'Oh so this is my mom? Let me first act like a baby and grab her hands! Tits come during feeding time kuu-hee'

'So my papa's name is Jun and my mother is Hika Kishin?'

[Affirmative, you are currently the next clan head of the Kishin clan however since both your mother and father deserted for Konoha]

'Yeah, yeah already heard those from them'

...

After a while my mother and father finally stared moving and went from trees to trees, I knew we were already not in Shimogakure as...there's no snow.

'Damn, this is boring, I can't move and my mother hasn't given me a single suck at her tits for a while now'

[Enemies Detected, at 4:00]

'I know, I can hear them quite clearly from here my mom too probably'

"Jun, there's 4 people coming at us from there"

My mom pointed towards the enemy's location and my father headed towards them.

...

"Hmph, come out you failure of a shinobis"

At his exclamation 13 different shinobis appeared around Jun and the seemingly leader of them pointed his tanto at Jun.

"This is Konoha's special shinobi unit and you are deemed as suspicious individuals, please come along with us"

"Konoha doesn't point their swords at another unless they needed to really fight, believe me I know a lot about Konoha and also you guys Kumogakure"

The 13 men did not bother with words any longer as they charged at the single shinobi in front of them.

They started making hand seals in chorus and shouted "Lightning Release: Thunderbolt"

Jun, swiftly dodged all their attacks and headed towards the leader of the men and used the others as propellant and at the same time kicking their jaws off with his boot blade.

"ARGHH!"

As soon as the 12 remaining shinobi got distracted another one bites za dusto as the leader of the men had his head cut off in a flash.

Above the headless leader was a man with flowing hair as he lands toward another tree and on the way stabbing a man near it with his sword.

"10 left"

Jun started making hand seals and shouted "Lightning Release: Thunderclap Arrow" and threw a lightning based projectile and one of the remaining shinobi.

Under that split second that he was about to die due to the jutsu, Jun already slitted the throat of another with his boot blade and decapitated another with his blade.

"7"

Jun immediately threw his blade towards another shinobi but he blocked with an earth wall.

"Tch"

As soon the face if smug appeared on the saved shinobi blood squirted around him.

Jun appeared behind the previously smug shinobi and whispered.

"1 left"

As he shouted as loud as possible could before being decapitated.

...

Soon after the cries could be heard and the sound of lightning too, my father went and reunited with us.

"Who were they?"

My mom was nervous as I could hear her heart beat speed up, so in response I touch her chest kuu-hee.

She looked surprised for a bit and smiled.

"So you can hear my heart, Raiko? It's okay mommy was just a little bit worried about something"

"Hika? Our son already has the ears of the Kishin?"

"Yes, I presume he would be considered a talent back in Shimog-"

My father gave my mother a serious glare, there was no intent just a serious glare.

"I don't want our son to be raised like a psychopath"

My mother had a pretty smug smile after she heard those words.

"Oh is that so Juuuun~"

"Be quiet woman, we're speeding up"

Although most people would find this, a bit disrespectful my mom and dad always talked to each other like this.

My mom feeling smug then rebutted with a very, very gnarly (Teen Shit) roast back.

"Oh please men~ We all know you'd be proud to see your son excel in nearly the same job as you~ but probably better, no?"

She had a beautiful smile and red blushing cheeks that were further amplified by her very black hair which is apparently a heirloom of the main family of the Kishin clan.

My father and mother then spent the entire time roasting each other... It was the worse time to have good ears.