Chapter 4: Raiko Kishin

[Affirmative, Kishin from Shimogakure. Would you like to give your clan a special bloodline limit?]

"How much would it be?"

[Around 50,000]

Despite my relatively calm temperament, I was officially shitting buckets at how tremendously weak the Naruverse is compared to DBZ.

"Ikari, would I somehow end up fighting Cardinal Sins from, like, let's say the Dragon Ball World?"

She hesitated to answer me for a while, honestly what cute sentient system

[Yes, if they manage the ability to travel universes for example instant transmission or such they can appear at your chosen world but the chance of that is highly unlikely since that world is vast and each sinner has their own needs]

"Then which sin is most probable to attack others?"

[The Cardinal Sin: Wrath]

"I gotta be wary of him then, what a troublesome predicam- Wait, come again?"

[Most Cardinal Sin: Wrath were prone to attacking other sins due to their lack of patience]

"Wow, that's great...No, wait there were others before us?"

[Affirmative and also Negative, for right now many Cardinal Sins are reincarnated at different places]

"I don't get it, how can that be? does that mean I'll have to fight other Wrath's as well?!"

[Negative, Cardinal Sins can only attack those from the same batch as them]

As made a sound of relief as I could not sigh...

[Now, would you like to continue about your bloodline limit?]

"Hmm, can you show me all the list of both inheritance and limit that is possible in the Naruverse?"

She sighed and continued

[Affirmative, the list should pop in front of you]

"You just sighed didn't you?!"

[Negative, I am a sentient system and not a living organism]

"NO! I DEFINIITELY HEARD YOU SIGH!"

[Ne-...Affirmative, I am extremely sorry]

"Wha-? Why would you need to say sorry? That was a...err joke response"

[Negative, I sensed wrath in your tone are you proposing that Arthur has the skills to feint a system like me?]

"No, I think you're just incredibly simple minded. Anyways..."

...

I took a good long look at every bloodline limit and inheritance that I could find and surprisingly it was hard to pick, not because they're all good but they all had suck, for me at least.

Eventually I stumbled upon one that seemed interesting yet bland at the same time it was Shadow Release (Kageton) it was pretty much Yin Release (Inton) but simmered down to only affect shadows like the Nara Clan but mine was better as it allowed me to become the shadow itself.

"Hey, Ikari I've chosen my bloodline limit what's next?"

[Affirmative, Kishin Clan: Kekkei Genkai - Kageton....Processing....Minor Issues Found]

"Huh?! What is it?"

[Having Yin Release as the basis for their kekkei genkai may affect the minds of your clan]

I was confused at what exactly would it "affect" so I waited for her to continue.

[Your clan is full of twisted freaks that like to play tricks on humans and possibly toy with their lives, possible change in personality to a sadist..pff-]

Every second that I have conversations with my own system, I feel like it really likes to annoy me.

"That's alright, it's just a personality anyway. On another thought can you fix the toy with their lives part?"

[Affirmative, Changing....Successful]

"That's weird, hey why can you FIX the killing but can't fix the personality?"

She snorted and I can feel her smirk at me with 'your quite smart aren't cha' feeling into it.

"You... you just wanted me to be a sadist didn't cha?"

[Negative, Ikari only thinks for the best of Arthur]

"Don't bullshit on me! What's next!"

[Perks, specifically your clan's forte]

"Oho? I can also choose that?"

[Negative, as it is the fate of the world that automatically chooses your clan's forte. I am sorry]

"Tsk, that sucks. After that what's next? Please hurry up this is getting old now"

[Character Creation! Ta-Da!]

It was awkward, as in just when do you hear a system be excited about character creation like Ikari?

'This thing's definitely messing up something, it'd probably make me look ugly'

"I want black hair and not just any black, I want the blackest hair possible"

[Understood]

"I want a beauty mark! Just like me back on my original world!"

[At which part of your body?]

"Below my left eye, make it beautiful ya' hear me Ikari?!"

[Understood]

"For the rest just make me look good, AND I MEAN GOOD THAT WHEN GIRLS GO AFTER ME"

[...]

"Kuu-hee...Kuhehehehehe"

[Under...stood]

"What's with the doubting tone?! Don't you know what I was called back then?"

[Negative, I do not know]

"I was called the Sage of Sixty-Nine Wanks!"

[Why is that?]

"Because I once wanked for SIX DAYS AND THE TOTAL WAS 69! REVERE ME!"

[Arthur, How exactly did you die? Is it from dehydration or perhaps the conundundrum lateralis ruptured and you died?]

"What? what's a conu...nun...something...lateral?"

[Something that can be damaged by excessive masturbation, and since sperm is around 158% water dehydration can also kill you]

"It was Death By Wanking, true but...I died because of my water bottle"

[Pfft-...Ironic, I bet]

"You! Why do you decided to speak informally now?!"

[Negative, and now Arthur please have patience for about 9 months]

"Huh? Oh and wait what's the time I'm born?"

[September 13, bNb 39 at a forest near Shimogakure at around 12:00]

"Huh, so you can change stuff like those? Although I have no idea what that meant"

[Affirmative, as I am given full control over the world the Arthur chooses and bNb means...blah blah blah]

"Then that means you can delete Kaguya?!"

[Affirmative, however she is of no concern and her actions are also important for your strength]

"Huh?! What do you mean? She's the villain we need to defeat her ya' know?"

[Negative, Arthur please remember that your true enemies are not the people of the world you're in but the 6 other Cardinal Sins as some of them hold the power to destroy your world]

"Uh...yeah, sorry"

[...Come again?]

"I said sorry..."

[Please say it once more~]

"Stop, this is the last time ok? sorry..."

[...]

[System: Cardinal Sin: Ikari has gifted 50,000 points to Arthur Fitzgerald]

"Huh?"

[Please excuse my inappropriate behavior]

"What the fuck?"

[Now please go on ahead, reincarnate Arthur Fitzgerald]

"Sure..."

And just like that everything around was different, it was warm and I felt comfortable.

I knew exactly where I was but this feeling inside the womb was something new to me, because babies don't exactly remember inside their mothers womb.

'Status'

A bar appeared in front of me, just like every single systems

[----- Kishin]

[Age: 1 month]

[Affinities: Yin Release]

[Bloodline Limit: Kageton]

[Strength: 0]

[Intelligence: 199]

[Agility: 0]

[Chakra: Non-Existent]

[Constitution: 0]

[Perks]

[Kishin Clan - Shadow Demons: Sensitivity to anything related to killing and amplified sense of hearing]

[Sage of Sixty-Nine Wanks - Invulnerable Conundundrum Lateralis]

'What the fuck is this?'

'Hey Ikari, can you help me learn shadow clone? Kuu-hee maybe I'll become a genius!'

[Negative, Shadow Clone is only usable with Jonin Levels of Chakra it is nothing but a waste of Instant Skill Tickets]

'Huh?! What sort of system are you? Like seriously shouldn't you help me grow to be a prodigy?'

[Negative, we systems are only meant to guide you and accompany you not to help you on every problem]

'...Then can you at least help me do stuff at tests?'

[No need, Arthur is a man with the mind of a 19 year old 199 I.Q pervert]

'Heh, although most time I use my brains is on useless stuff'

[...]

'Oh and by the way, this amplified sense of hearing is amazing isn't it?'

[Affirmative]

'I can hear my parents talking if I focus for a bit'

...

"Do you really wish for our child to be like them?!'"

"NO! but what we're about to do is betrayal to the clan!"

"Being a shinobi of Shimogakure has no binds on me being a father!"

It suddenly turned silent.

"But can we really save them through this...can our child Raiko be saved?'

"He will, we would never let our child perform the ritual of this cursed clan!"

"...Konohagakure is our last hope"