21 Chapter 21: Split up
I brandished my Fuma Shuriken and slowly my heartbeat went faster and faster because.
'Crap... I killed that fat scum too fast! The thing deactivated!'
The other 3 took notice of my extreme agitation and instead of charging they retreated into the forest.
I thought they got scared and went with my the others momentarily and teleporting them out of the area.
...
"Shit! Bobby got minced!~"
A wild mohawk wearing purple haired freak exclaimed at his companions.
A muscle-man gritted his teeth.
"He was an idiot fro underestimating the kid, Lord Glianty considers that "kid" to be more of a threat than others"
The sniper stood up and gave each of them a bullet.
"Those are teleporting bullets, place some magic into them and you'll teleport to a random location...I use it for keeping dangerous obstacles out of the way during missions"
The other 3 tilted their head and the sniper guy sighed.
"Split. Them. Up."
They all sparkled and nodded simultaneously.
...
"Split us up eh?"
They weren't that far so I could hear them quite clearly, I shook Kamikoto and slapped him in the face to wake him up.
"What?! WHO DARES SLAP-?!"
He suddenly turned quiet and stared at the 3 new comrades.
"Oh it's the pretty boy!"
Yukie shouted and offered a high five.
Kamikoto wasn't a grumpy person, they high fived and was actually in an elated mood.
'I don't mind the high five but...'
"COULD YOU GUYS PLEASE NOT HAVE THAT SUPER HAPPY EXPRESSIONS?!"
They twitched and simultaneously and sat still at the same time too.
Chloe who was watching this sighed and looked towards me.
"They... shit they're here!"
"Ice Magic: Ice Drop Spikes!"
A rain of spike made of ice rained down on our position, I again teleported but... I realized too that my chakra was depleting at a fast rate.
I panted after getting all of us out of the way and I looked at towards them to see if they're all right.
"Gah!"
"Wuaaaa"
"Disgustin~"
Each of them had different reactions and Yukie was quite dazed...off.
"WHAT THE FUCK?!"
I was actually terrified, it was absolutely the scariest image my eyes had ever seen...Minus that Danzo x Hiruzen Yaoi. (Don't even try..)
It was 4...men...in a Dominatrix outfit...
There...was this big muscle-man and the outfit was straight up revealing his balls, the other mohawk guy looked like a chicken from hell.
"Why?..."
I quickly realized how dangerous this was for my sisters and came running into them to cover their eyes.
"Nii-Nii? What were they doing?"
Yukie...I don't wish for you to grow up.
Chloe on the other hand, suspiciously knew about them considering her reactions.
"Chloe, who gav-"
"IT WAS JIRAIYA!"
My face twitched and certain emotions were aiming for Jiraiya.
...
"Achoo!"
Jiraiya was taking a bath and he sneezed quite loudly.
"I wonder which girl's gossiping about me?"
...
"Oi, use the bullets"
My face went dark and I threw the fuma shuriken towards the sniper guy and he dodged it, let's say I got this idea from Sasuke and tied a string to and made it boomerang back.
He still didn't bother dodging it as the muscle-men came catching it however.
"You done messed up bruhdah!"
There was a seal tag on literally everything that I throw, fuma shuriken included and I teleported on top of it and caught it while aiming for the muscle-head's arm.
He was surprised and I managed to injure him in the left chest.
The sniper guy then grabbed me and we were suddenly not in the forest but inside some castle.
"Wha-?"
"Bullet Magic: Transporting Shot"
...
The muscle man was grabbing his arm in pain and the other 2 watched as Raiko and the sniper guy disappeared.
They both glanced at each other and charged at the 4 companions of Raiko.
They each grabbed 2 different people but the mohawk guy got a little Tsunade instead and disappeared, while the wood make tall man got Kamikoto.
The only ones remaining were my Yukie and Chloe with the injure muscle-head.
...
What was that? No, where am I?
I activated my sharingan and found myself in a castle like place with a weird chakra?
"So...I got a pretty useless one huh?"
A large tall man smirked and attacked me all of the sudden, he tried punching me but I effortlessly dodged him and made a few hand seals.
"Fire Release: Great Fireball Technique"
A giant orb of flame came out of my mouth and the tall man was shocked, he jumped to the side and used his, what I can only assume is Wood Release.
"Wood Make: Spear Stab!"
A spear made of wood with very good design came out of a weird circle and went towards me but, does this guy not know that I'm an Uchiha?!
I placed my hands at the tip of the spear and flipped from it and body flickered near the tall man.
He was surprised at my speed but before he used another jutsu, I already finished making hand seals and.
"Fire Release: Great Fire Annihilation"
An even more greater version of my previous jutsu rained down on the panicking tall man, his left arm got scorched but he made a wood dome without hand seals again and barely survived.
He then went out of the wood dome and went for close quarters combat.
"Wood Make: Wood Balmung!"
A wood sword with intricate designs appeared out of nowhere again and managed to scrape me in the lest cheeks, I am a 14 year old Uchiha this won't take me out.
I smiled smugly at the tall man and told him how he sucks.
"You're quite...weak?~"
Veins appeared near his head and he started using his weird jutsu again but this time, it was me who got surprised.
"Wood Make: Infinite Wood Spikes!"
Hundreds or probably Thousands of wood spikes came raining down on me I tried to dodge them all but one or 3 of them pierced me.
"Gaaah!"
I fell down and the tall man started rushing towards me with 2 new cool wood swords.
My legs were pierced by the spikes and it felt like my legs got bitten by 100 ants, I was panicking whether to prioritize killing him or escaping.
All of the sudden he disappeared and my eyes saw my own death before me as 2 swords were about to pierce my head.
My two tomoe turned into three tomoe and everything went unbelievably normal, my body reacted on it's own and I managed to doge it by a hair's breadth.
His eyes widened when he saw me dodge his attack like it was the too easy.
I slowly combed through my hair and looked up.
"You...are so dead~"
...
A blonde girl is seen running away from a perverted chicken that hails ice from weird circles
"Cum here little missy~!"
I started running away from this bastard ever since he took me to this weird underground stone house.
"PERVERT!"
He uses weird jutsu and he also doesn't use hand seals.
"Don't reject my love~!"
And to top it off, he's wearing a weird outfit!!!
I suddenly turned around which made him gasp.
"Wha!"
I took all the force that I can use and punched him in the face!
He flew quite a distance and started spinning around the ground like a toy.
"Rai is better... than this so he wouldn't lose, but what about Yukie and Chloe?"
The weird chicken stood up with a bleeding and ecstatic face.
"WOoha~! Punch me more!~"
"Disgustin..."
...
Everyone around us started disappearing and only the buff man and us are left here.
I immediately took Yukie and ran from the buff guy before he recovered.
"Earth Make: Wall!"
A large wall suddenly sprouted from a weird circle and blocked our path but it wasn't really tall enough so we just jumped over it.
'Does this guy not know we're both Genins?'
Yukie tapped me in the shoulders after we were quite far from the buff guy.
"Wh-wh-where's Nii-Nii?! and Tsun-Tsun too!? Did they die?!"
I smacked her in the head twice.
"They didn't! They're most probably using the same one as Rainiki does"
Yukie was happy again.
"Ah! Okay! If Nii-Nii is fine then we can still win!"
She was about to take off but I grabbed her in the hand and asked her to duck down for a bit.
"Wha---!"
The buff guy was frantically moving about from his previous position, I had an idea and I whispered it to Yukie.
Long story short, we were gonna bully the injured buff guy and when he gives in to chase us we'll lead him to traps and...
"Can we really...kill him?"
I was scared to take a life, since even early on Rainiki was always preaching about life and death to us.
Yukie took my hands and placed them on her neck.
"Chloe? Don't be scared~ It's his fault he went against Nii-Nii's sisters right?"
Yukie was weirdly quiet when I was telling her the plan and now the girl before me didn't look like Yukie...
"We'll just have to make him die quickly like how Nii-Nii does right?"
Yukie was emanating a very eerie aura and the look on her eyes were void and shallow as if...she, was not human.
"Yu...kie?"
In a moment the usual glow in Yukie appeared again and she was smiling at me like nothing happened.
"Yes? Are we setting the traps already?"
I awkwardly nodded and we went separate ways, I was to set the traps and she was going to bait the buff guy.
I insisted on doing the baiting but she kept bugging me and I don't particularly trust her clumsiness and airhead tendencies.
...
'Chloe went to the east so...that's where the traps are..'
I was walking in the forest to look for the big guy and lure him but I can't find him.
"Umuuu.."
I was lightly nudging my temple and was trying to think of a way to make him come to me but all I could think of was Nii-Nii.
I felt my face heat up so I quickly covered my face and hoped that no one saw me- Oh wait it was only 3 of us here currently!
I removed my hands and sighed in relief but I started thinking of Nii-Nii again.
I originally thought of how would Nii-Nii look if he had hair like mine and I felt heat spread towards my lower body and I was drooling when I realized.
"This is bad...I don't feewl~ Shooo~ Goood~"
I suddenly fell down and panted like crazy as more imaged of Nii-Nii flooded my mind when all of the sudden a shadow approached me.
I felt gloomy suddenly so I automatically moved out of the way and to my surprise it was because of a giant slab of earth dropping down on my previous spot.
"That's dangerous..."
I looked over to where I felt the gloomy feeling and there was Mr. buffy standing in the bushes while holding his left chest.
"You brats! I'll kill you two!"
He charged at me so I dodged accordingly, I still didn't get enough of my Nii-Nii so I was again day-dreaming while dodging.
buff guy could see me elate from time to time and he got annoyed I think.
"Earth Make: Crashing Walls!"
My eyes widened it was a different jutsu from before but still a wall!
"Wow! That's cool mister but-"
I quickly moved out of the way and the earth walls followed me, it was getting annoying since my Nii-Nii day dream kept getting interrupted.
I suddenly felt light-headed, uhh...what? Everything turned foggy...
...
"What's taking her so long?!"
I can't wait anymore, Yukie might've been a dunce but she was still a genin and I was confident she could handle a severely injured man.
I was tapping my feet unto the ground just behind my trap when a large thick amount of bad eerie gloomy aura made me shiver from head to toe.
I looked toward the direction and the only thing that was in my mind was Yukie.
'Did she get caught?! Oh no! NO!'
I hurried and tripped a few times due to panic, she was quite annoying especially her on the whim actions but I still loved her! She was my sister!
I ran and ran but as soon as I got a hint of where she was a disturbing smell pinched my nose.
It was blood.
My head went light as the numerous possibilities flooded my mind each step was a single bit closer to the realization and when I got there my heart felt bad, it was hard to breath and it felt like someone punched me in my guts.
I wanted to puke but I held it in.
There was Yukie standing on top of a indescribable meat.
It took me a few seconds to realize what Yukie was doing, she was stabbing it and stabbing it with a kunai and her white hair was dyed in blood so much it seemed to turn red.
Beside her was the head of a man, the buff guy and it wasn't at the best shape.
It's eyes were out of their sockets and one of them was crushed like paste while the other dangled out like a bell.
It's nose was cut flat and it revealed two holes in a flat face, next to the head was the missing nose.
It's tongue was laying out and cut into 2 different parts while his hair was ripped from the skin.
I fell down to my knees and Yukie noticed me, she stood up from whatever she was stabbing and I finally puked.
As she stood 'sqush' and 'splurgh' can be heard and several pieces stuck to her skirt.
She had a sad expression and slowly walked towards me.
I was genuinely scared, I pissed my pants and was shivering a lot.
Yukie opened her mouth and the tone in her voice didn't match her current looks.
"Sorry~ Chloe~ I kinda killed him already when I came to~"
I...slowly nodded and Yukie went near me and sat beside me.
She made a sound of relief.
"Aww~ There's some stuck in my underwear! Eww!"
That took my attention and what took my sight was...It looked like, she did something else.
Yukie saw me looking at her and replied.
"Nii-Nii kept coming back in my mind so I had to do something about this part~"
I slapped her.
It was way beyond what a little girl like us should do so I slapped her hard and loud.
She grabbed her face and was tearing up.
"I...I'm sorry... I-I Don't know what happened and when I came to he was already dead!"
She sniffed and continued.
"It felt too good to stab him so...so in the middle of it Nii-Nii kept popping into my head head and...and this part was weird so I touched it!"
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I, Raiko Kishin, 8 years old...am currently chatting with a feminine looking blonde dominatrix.
"Kuu-hehehehe! I know right~ Like, Lucy was totally hot!"
The feminine man was also laughing.
"Gahahaha! It's like her clothes were made to rip piece by piece every arc!"
It all started when I was suddenly teleported in front of him by sniper guy.
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"Wha-?! Where did you bring...me?"
On my field of vision was a blonde beautiful man fapping to...a picture from some magazine.
The more I looked I realized it was the Fairy Tail Universe's Sorcerer Magazine!
IT HAD A HOT MIRAJANE AND JENNY IN IT!
"wOaH ThaT'S hOT"
I clearly said that out loud and the man in front of me smirked and laughed.
"Are you also a fan of the Trinity?"
"What intellectual doesn't hm?"
We stared intently at each other and the surrounding men felt chills from their body.
A 8 year old was having a stare down with a 17 year old man with his dick whipped out.
When out of nowhere the blonde started asking questions.
"Lisanna or Lucy?"
I smirked, this question was basic.
"Whoever has the least clothing at the end of an arc~"
"Wendy or Levy?"
"No Trinity, No Life~"
He came close to me hugged me, in response I also held out an arm.
"You my friend is truly an intellectual"
"I say the same to you, err?"
"Glianty, or actually call me Mark! My original name"
"Then call me Raiko or Arthur"
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Yes...That happened
