Chapter 16: Academy

The brown haired girl was tearing up before me and continued her questioning me.

"Why? Weren't you just laughing before?"

I was at a complete blank mindset, I was in the middle of wanting to die and feeling grateful.

I groggily sat up, the tax from the mental damage I just took was still quite fresh on me so I was still weak.

"Who...What's your name?"

Her eyes widened and her eye brows started twitching, she then helped me stand up and slapped me in the face quite hard.

"It's Kohana!"

If I had full strength right now, I'd slap her- NO I'll punch her back!

"What...gives you the right to...slap me...Woman?"

I knew the opposite gender like the back of my palm, ok, maybe a bit familiar so I exactly knew how to piss of a female with words, Kuu-hee.

However she, instead of being pissed off just gave me a disappointed look and sighed.

"So you're just like the others..."

She helped me settle down nearby and left me there, I was about to say thanks but... she slapped me for no good reason, thots.

As she was walking away she gave me a few looks before finally being out of sight.

"If you have fallen for my charms, then just say so... sheesh shy girls are annoying"

[Are you sure she wasn't just repaying the favor you gave her?]

I tilted my head and asked back.

"What favor?"

[... Did you not show her a magnificent sword, no?]

"Ikari, I do not like you sometimes but when you're on dibs with my inner thoughts I like you a lot"

[...]

She grew silent and after a while she told me that she'll give me just a single tip to fix my problems if I give her an opinion about something.

I smirked and agreed, It was a win-win deal.

"Sure thing! Judging and Tips are 2 things that I absolutely love- Ouch..."

[... Then please judge my human form doll]

"Ok, sure! Heh...Heh?...HUH?!"

[Please judge my human form doll]

"No, I heard you the first time around but excuse me? You have a human form?"

[Affirmative, although it's nothing less than a doll that I can control]

Suddenly a white light started forming something out of thin air, my eyes were blinded but the view after that was simply gorgeous.

A naked white haired girl stood before me, she had tits smaller than Tsunade's but big nonetheless and a round, tasty big butt that could easily reflect UV rays from my face but what really caught my attention was those thighs, juicy, thicc and just absolutely a sight to behold.

After my jaws opened quite widely I stared at 2 things, Vegana and Bobs, specifically the nips~ A 15-16 year old looking cute white haired trinity blesses girl was standing before me, naturally my good' ol Siegfried stood up mighty, it was literally trying to rip my pants.

I felt hot on my sword, it has been quite a while old friend.

'Being surrounded by lolis all life long has left me impotent and I rarely fapped but now...Kuu-hee'

"So? Arthur how do you think of my human form doll?"

"You can read my mind no?"

She blushed, my dick too but oh well.

"I...simply want to hear it from a human perspective..."

She started fidgeting, naked fidgeting onee-chan, how glad am I that I didn't force that kunai into my throat.

"You...You're BREATHTAKING!" (No you. hurdihurhur)

Ikari nodded and suddenly she disappeared along with my boner, don't worry friend we'll get em' next time.

[I see, judging from you're reactions the Trinity that you have talked about is surely effective]

I broke away from my daze and demanded my tip.

"My win is done so now give me my other win!"

[Simply, use you're 200+ intelligence Arthur]

"Stop with the cryptic bullshit and tell me!"

[Sigh]

"DON'T SIGH ON ME YOU! WOM- SYSTEM!"

[Arthur, if a Instant Skill Ticket applies to any skill then do you think it would count a perk as one?]

"HOW SHOULD I KNOW?!"

[That is all, a tip is a tip not a walkthrough use your brain Arthur]

"Oi...Did you just...SASS ME?!"

[Affirmative, if you weren't so abhorrently infatuated with your own ego and ability, you'd find yourself learning "that" earlier than the future]

"...You...you're actually right and it's infuriating"

I calmed down and hid my head within my forearms as I sat.

I took a long, long time thinking back through all that has happened in my life.

From when I was back in Earth and how my parents called me boastful about every little thing but still useless most of the time or when my sibling wouldn't brag about me because I was so average.

From when I got transmigrated into Rai and suffered insults due to just being friends with a person who has tailed beast inside them, worse of all I was also caught and tortured due to my stupid ego and hero complex.

From when I was born into this world and excited by everything that I forgot this world has a different mindset than the other one and due to that lost my father from my carelessness of not just sending myself to Konaha in the first place.

All that has happened to me was no doubt my fault.

"If this scene was actually a filler in Naruto, I wonder how people would react? Maybe they'll treat me like Danzo due to my selfishness or probably Sasuke"

I took a deep breath and looked up into the sky.

"I'm done from this war, since I'm six now I'll study at the academy. This wannabe someone like Itachi shit is really getting into me... I'm not Itachi or some shit now am I..."

"Maybe Naruto? Kuu-hee, nah he was ostracized due to Kurama inside him"

[Ahem...]

I raised an eye brow and asked Ikari what's the cough for.

"So you think I'm not like Naruto then?"

[Arthur...you really are an idiot... and due to it let me say Samehada]

"Huh? What's that about? You want me to get Samehada?"

I can hear Ikari groaning and I simply shrugged and continue my self reflection.

I sighed after I finished it and wondered about Samehada that Ikari tipped.

"Do you want me to obtain it?"

[...]

I pondered for a bit and slowly things started clicking and fitting itself like a puzzle.

"Samehada...Kisame...Chakra...Naruto...Tailed Beast...Perks...!?"

My face lightened up and I shouted at the top of my lungs.

"I GET IT NOW!"

"Ikari, use Instant Skill Ticket for Tail-less Beast!"

[Instant Skill Ticket used to obtain Tail-less Beast skill....Re-activating skill as a Perk]

[Perk obtained Tail-less Beast]

[Would you like to use another Instant Skill Ticket to master this perk and gain]

[Flames of Hell? Yes? - No?]

"Flames of hell? I dunno about that but YES!"

[Tail-less Beast Mastery, Proficiency, Efficiency maxed]

[Flames of Hell perk obtained woul-]

I interrupted her as I didn't know what skill was yet.

"No"

[Affirmative, well enjoy your new chakra levels Arthur...]

I smiled and said a heart felt thanks.

"Thanks a lot!"

[However, you are still not able to tap into those monstrous reserves yet]

"HUH?! WHY?!"

[It will slowly accustom itself into you as it is technically the system pounding and fusing your soul with a system made one that has a large volume of chakra]

"So... How long do you think and can I use any jutsu while I'm on it?"

[About 3 years and you might be able to use the them as it would no longer kill you however it would slow the accustomization time to about 6 years or bNb 28]

"...So either start practicing early and get slow full benefits or stay stupid like these without any ability for jutsu for 3 more years huh?"

[Affirmative, I would reccomend to wai-]

"Say... all this knowledge about Hiraishin is how the Hiraishin really works right?"

[Af..Affirmative..]

"But first before that! Ikari Status!!!"

Raiko Kishin

6

Yin Release

Shadow Release

Strength: 45

Speed: 90

Intelligence: 220

Chakra: Biju level

Constitution: 30

Perks:

Kishin: Shadow Demon - Sensitivity to anything related to killing and amplified sense of hearing

Sage of Sixty-Nine Wanks - Invulnerable Conundundrum Lateralis

Shadow Speed - Fast enough to successfully wank 90 times in a second

Tail-less Beast - Chakra Reserves that equal up to 7 or 8 tails

Cardinal Sin: Wrath - Rage grants you additional stats for the levels of your anger

Level 1 x2

Level 2 x3

Level 3 x4

Level 5 x5

Flames of hell: Technically the same as [Cardinal Sin: Wrath] but this one multiplies chakra

My eyes widened at the very last part of the perks, it was an insane ability but wasting my last remaining skill ticket on it doesn't sound appealing so I left it be.

"Boi! This chakra is so great that Tobirama'll shit his pants divine yo"

I decided to leave the base camp unseen as saying goodbye to the few who've seen me recently will question me once they feel my new perk, It wasn't actually hard to escape unnoticed since I'm a Yanagikage assassin.

...

Tobirama was sitting at his desk stone faced and with his hands supporting his chin.

"Did you all feel the sudden influx of chakra?"

Several men nodded, they were all sensors and Tobirama asked them to confirm his suspicion.

'Did they let a Biju go already? Or is this a phenomenon due to having lots of shinobis die and use jutsu... If it is a Biju, we have to make them sign this peace treaty'

Tobirama looked up to the ceiling and sighed.

'What weird decision would elder brother make at this situation?'

Tobirama stood up and went out of the tent.

"Konohagakure's Nidaime Hokage, I Tobirama Senju, has made my decision, we will fight until they decide to agree with the treaty!"

All the men around him shouted and some even whispered that he is Konoha's second god of shinobi.