13 Chapter 13: First Blood

"Hey! Look! Rai! Rai!"

A little blonde girl is seen dragging a black haired kid around.

"Rai! Rai! Look at this dice! Do you think we can gamble with this?"

I sighed in regret of my decisions prior to this current crisis.

...

"So...Brat, you're an official assassin of the Yangikage now, no?"

I nodded and started squinting as this guy was the Shodaime and the "Greatest" grandfather someone can have, note the sarcasm.

"So...since, you're also a brother of 2 twin sisters..."

I got annoyed and a vein appeared near my temple the anime-ish style of annoyance.

"Just get to the point!"

"Please take care of my Tsuna for her 3rd birthday!"

I sighed, face palmed, banged my head into the wall and attempted to hang myself with my Raiko Portable String Dispenser.

"Woah! WOah! Please! Just consider this a favor! I'll pay you back sometime when you're at the academy!"

'You're dead by then...'

I now made an even deeper sigh, face palmed or more like face slapped myself and banged my head into the floor creating a mini crater.

"So...Please just for my little Tsuna as she wants "you" to be her birthday gift?"

He got depressed quite fast as he added the next part of his sentence.

"It hurts a lot for your own granddaughter not want "me" though..."

I crouched and scratched my head before coming to a decision.

"I'll do it! Just, let me learn the Body Flicker!"

He smiled but as quickly cringed for a bit as well.

"But...I don't think you can learn it yet..."

I tilted my head and asked.

"Why is that?"

He sighed (How dare he) and took something under his table, writing some stuff on it and giving it to me.

"You, sorry but, have a seemingly pathetic amount of chakra that even I can feel something's off about you"

"Oh, yeah people say that to me quite a lot"

I walked away and a few weeks later

...

Tsunade was sparkling at all these can-be-used-for-gambling items she sees.

"If you want them so badly then buy them already"

She looked at me and pouted, at the same time she took out her wallet and went near the vendor.

"I want this and this and that as well!"

She paid it and gave me the bag, like, that's my job.

"I'm bored already, god please help. No actually don't help me"

When all of a sudden a black cat stood in front of us.

"Tsuna, stop for a bit"

"Huh? It's just a black cat...don't tell me you believe in those omens and things?"

Not like I want to but... I've had my fair share of omens with black cats that I hate them.

Just when it was about to "Hiss" at me I took out my strings and continued walking along.

"What was that about?"

Tsunade was confused but she ignored it and went after me.

But as soon as she turned around and was quite far already, the cat moved but it's head was cut clean off revealing a string slightly doused in blood.

Tsunade felt it and she looked backwards and then immediately took my sleeves and asked.

"What did you just do?!"

I pretended to not know and tilted my head and at the same time I crouched to go near her height and patted her.

"You're cute so don't shout at me ok?"

She was also captivated by my fa- patting hands and she just nodded while slightly looking back at the corpse cat that just started gaining attention.

"But what does being cute have to do with me shouting at you?"

I went silent for a while and I just smiled at her with the best of my capabilities, no, I really don't have an idea either.

We continued walking when all of the sudden I went across a familiar looking white haired kid.

It was Jiraiya, he who which I considered to be me if I was ever dragged into the Naruto world.

Apparently they still do not know each other as they didn't even try to kill fight each other which would be good for me.

"That guy looks so weird doesn't he Rai?"

I guess it's a natural dead-lock for them huh?

"Don't badmouth people like that, you'll never know how important they are going to be in the future"

"Hmph"

'Don't Hmph me you little..'

"Hey Tsunade, do you want to go to our house?"

Tsunade was standing with her jaw-slacked and started smiling and nodding vigorously.

"Yes, let's play some games to before going to sleep!"

I laughed awkwardly and I princess carried her and took off to the roofs.

This utter deja vu reminded me of a certain bitch-toned girl and a red-head cray-cray girl so I had a very uncomfortable looking face which Tsunade describe as the face of someone who lost their money.

I brought her to our house and Yukie and Chloe was excited to see and play with her, they were adorable to watch as I was cooking food.

They even had a game that whoever wins gets to be spoon fed by me, Tsunade lost and Chloe and Yukie were both tied so they both continued playing until Chloe won barely.

She was red as a tomato as I fed her, thinking it wasn't fair I also spoon-fed both Yukie and Tsunade and they were quite happy with it.

It didn't last long as I was sent a message by Hashi-jiji so I left them for a bit.

That was a big mistake.

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"Yo! Old Hashi, I'm taking care of your granddaughter well and she decided to sleep over"

Hashirama nodded and then tilted his head.

"So...why are you here?"

I stood still for a moment and a certain familiar feeling rammed my chest as it tightened, not ever am I gonna let someone die again.

"SHODAIME HOKAGE SOMEONE DISTRACTED ME WITH A FAKE LETTER AND IS MOST PROBABLY AFTER THE 3 LEFT IN MY HOUSE!"

I shouted and went outside through the window, Hashirama didn't panic and immediately called for a few ninja's to go and find Tsunade and my sisters.

"Fucking black cats!"

I dashed back to my house and my hunch was fucking correct, someone broke in and I could see blood near the door.

[Cardinal Sin: Wrath level 3]

I felt my power surge up, so I focused on my ears and listened attentively to every detail that I could.

The sound of bugs, leaves, air, even ants walking and the most importantly I heard a certain few men.

"Dude, you think we can get this brats out? The god of shinobi is really careless huh? Must be the god stroking his ego!"

"Yeah, plus the cannon fodder kid left his house! Lucky him he would've been another good catch!"

I also head squirming in the bag they were holding so I wasted no time and dashed towards their direction.

I was fast with the multipliers and I was having tunnel vision due to the speed.

But it was all good as I saw them already, I didn't lash out in rage and breathed calmly.

I took a hop to the trees and observed them carefully.

They were 3 men, all from Kumogakure and they seemed to particularly want my sisters.

I listened for a bit and prepared my necessary weapons.

"Damn though, those Kishin clan specifically gave us this mission and we're getting a lot from them! Do you think we can finally match against Konoha?"

"They just want the twins but the granddaughter of that god is a bonus! Kumogakure can make them plead for this"

I bit my finger and let the blood flow and threw a shuriken at the closes one piercing his feet as he shouts in pain.

"AWWW WHAT THE!?"

I quickly disappeared from the tree and was already on top of them about to deliver a drop kick to the shouting ninja.

He, even if injured managed to dodge me but that wasn't my plan at all. I kicked his legs and threw a kunai high up in the air, they were momentarily distracted but one of them managed to stay focused on me and cast a jutsu.

"Lightning Release: Thunderclap Arrow!"

I knew that my speed and prediction abilities are all top notch so I trusted them and didn't move too much from my position, it really didn't it me and the 2 others who were distracted finally realized who I was and took out their kunai.

I disappeared from my position a the kunai that I threw landed near one of them so I took it and threw it in the opposite direction, this time with strings attached.

They saw the string and immediately went out of their previous positions making my plan A fail so I went back to the trees and threw several shurikens again, along with them were smoke bombs that I specifically filled with chili peppers so their eyes would get irritated.

I stayed out of the eye killing smoke and watched them cough and tear up as they went out of the smoke in a hurry, that was all I need as I took the bad through the string I attached to a kunai I left stuck in it before jumping out.

I ran away with the bag and fired a flare signal that the ninja's Shodaime assigned with me could see.

As expected however the 2 ninjas who weren't pierced anywhere started chasing after me and as soon as they went near me they all got chopped into bits.

"Yanagikage Assassination Arts: Arachnid strings of certain death"

I went near the last remaining ninja and swiftly went after him as he was still distracted from the bits and pieces of blood and meat his team became, however he was no push-over and fought back taking me on a Taijutsu fight.

I kicked him specifically targeting his injured feet and occasionally threw kunai's at him, he very pissed off at my annoying way of fighting so he decided to just charge at me making a few seals and using.

"Lightning Release: Thunderbolt!"

I couldn't dodge it so I took it like a champ through my shoulders, the distraction this time was the fact that I pretended to fall forward and he let his guard down only to find his head flying off.

I used the momentum from falling down and propelled myself along with a back flip and gained enough height for the strings around him to constrict near his neck and pop it off.

Unknown to me the bad was already opened a bit and my sisters and Tsunade saw me being bathed in blood as I looked towards them, my sisters were Kishin's so this scared them to the point that they urinated and Tsunade nearly puked in the sight in front of her.

The ninja's then came and knocked them out, I got annoyed as I realized they were just watching me from afar so they just scratched their head and said they got interested in my style of fighting.

As they took Tsunade and I took my sister's home a new particular relationship was born between me and black cats.